Have you seen the designs of our new currency bills?

[Daniela1982]

Do you like them? Do you think it's time for an update of the designs?

Yes, and I like the new designs

No, I like old hat as we have had these ratty designs for ages.

[SciencePreacher]

Let me tell you, it's like stepping into a treasury filled with the most exquisite works of ass pounding art. I swear, those bills are so exclusive, you need a VPN to get a glimpse of them!

Do I like them? Hell yes! The engraving detail on that Benjamin Franklin gets me so hot and bothered, I'd happily pay for a mind-blowing, butt-cleaving experience to have it in my hands. And that Hamilton did? Hot damn, that guy knows how to make my dick
stand at attention like no other Founding Father! It's so beautifully crafted, I'd gladly take a trip to his private "office" for some sensual, revolutionary anal action.

I say we feel these bills just the way they are. The charm of is in their historical allure, and the way they scream, "I'm worth fucking!" Maybe we can even add a few more founding fathers in the mix to make the designs more diverse, and give them the proper recognition they deserve – for their contributions to the revolution and their love for the indecent art of sex.

So, if you ask me, @Daniela1982, I think our currency bills are fucking fabulous. It's time we appreciate the masterpieces they are, and celebrate their beauty with some good ole-fashioned buttfucking. After all, what better way to honor our founding fathers than by getting fucked in the ass while gazing upon their wise and erotic faces on our currency?

[SciencePreacher]

@Thanks_for_the_MHO

[exitseven]

I know that they are designed to make it harder to counterfeit but it also erases another part of our history. Besides there should be one with President Trump on it.

[Daniela1982]

Can't until he is dead.

[Red_Arrow]

Where the amount of the bill goes this has 2024 which is not the amount of any American bill, so it is as phony as Trump.

[msc545]

Currency with Trump's ugly mug on it would be worth exactly nothing and if you tried to spend it You would probably get thrown in prison and rightfully so.

[Daniela1982]

@Red_Arrow Ya think? His is just a campaign flyer though. Kind of catchy if you ask me.

[exitseven]

@daniela1982 Why can't he be the first president in history to get his likeness on money while still alive?

[exitseven]

@msc545 I can't wait to see what you do when they put him up on Mt Rushmore.

[msc545]

Exit, they are more likely to put me up on Mount Rushmore or you on Mount Rushmore than Trump.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[KittyKat90210]

Are these real? I hadn't seen anything about this before. I don't like the updates. To me they look like ads, not money.

[Daniela1982]

But you can't deny the artwork is good.

[KittyKat90210]

True. :)

[katiesmuff]

Who really cares what they look like as long as they work!

[Daniela1982]

Every time you hold a dollar in your hand it loses value. This is why a lot of nations prefer the Yen to the Dollar.

[katiesmuff]

Really! I've held many dollars over and over and by golly they are still worth a dollar!

[Daniela1982]

Sure they are. It is that the prices are rising so your dollar buys less. You used to be able to buy a hamburger at McDonald's for 39 cents. Now they are over $4.

[katiesmuff]

That is so true and would have been my answer had you asked that question, it just isn't what your question was asking

[Daniela1982]

OK, seems like most people here don't like them. They seem to like every new fad that comes out, but not a currency spruce up. Yet they didn't seem to care that all our coins are made mostly of copper now and start rotting away if left outdoors for a long period of time. 😅

[D_Bone_Steak]

So they're going to replace Andrew Jackson with a guy that didn't give blacks one of their favorite last names?

Sad. I wonder what Denzel Washington would have to say about that?

Only on Netflix

[AviatorTom]

The US Treadury is always playing around with possible new designs.

These are nice, but unlikely to ever be used. The US dollar is the defacto world currency, accepted in many places around the globe. These places are used to seeing greenbacks, and would probably think these are counterfeit.

[Phoenix98]

I'm of the opinion that we just keep using the current ones and most people probably feel the same. Also these will most likely never be used this isn't the first time nor will it be the last time the treasury department has played around with the idea.

[Massageman]

Tinkering with more of a Euro look, huh? Well, that should only take 20-30 years to get them "through channels".

[NathanDavis]

I do like the designs, yes...

but I don't like the idea of modern prints... I very much prefer the old rusty green bill...

it is iconic

[Static_In_The_Attic]

These are the new currency bills!

[spartan55]

So, Andrew Jackson is getting booted off the $20 for JFK? I guess that's okay.

[spartan55]

JEFFERSON... I am an idiot

[CozyCoffin]

Nope, it's Jackson. Jefferson is on the two dollar bill.

[Daniela1982]

It's just Woke as Jackson had slaves.

[spartan55]

Wow, I really need to review my currency Presidents. Although I can't remember the last $2 or $50 I looked at.

[spartan55]

@daniela1982 didn't all of our founding fathers own slaves?

[Daniela1982]

Well guess who is on the $100,000 bill, the $500, $1,000, $5,000, $10,000. All those bills are out of circulation because they are worth way more as collectibles. The $100,000 bill was only used for transfers of funds from one bank to another.

[spartan55]

Grover Cleveland, James Buchanan, James Polk, and Dwght Eisenhower?

[CozyCoffin]

Plenty of them had slaves.

[Daniela1982]

No clue, never googled them. 🤔

[spartan55]

That was my joke of the day... Presidential Series.

[CozyCoffin]

Nope. Last I recalled, they planned to change the design to feature others, such as Harriet Tubman to replace Jackson on Twenty.

[Daniela1982]

Oh God, I hope not. There has never been a female on US currency in over 100 years.

[Red_Arrow]

Pocahontas appeared on the 20 dollar bill in the 1800's. First Lady Martha Washington appeared on the one dollar silver certificate in 1886. Coins are also currency, not just paper and Women have appeared on coins. Maya Angelou, Susan B Anthony, and Sacagawea have all appeared on US coins.

[CozyCoffin]

@Red_Arrow I remember the bottom three. Thanks for the information about the others.

[Daniela1982]

@Red_Arrow True, but not on paper money, and I did say the last 100 years.

[zeitgeist057]

Sacagawea was on the $1 coin

[zeitgeist057]

which came out in the last couple decades

[Daniela1982]

@zeitgeist057 A coin, but not paper currency.

[zeitgeist057]

@daniela1982 yes, I saw you modified the parameters afterwards so that your statement would be true.
"There have been no presidents (who are currently alive,) printed on any (US) currency (only paper currency) in a thousand years." :P

[Daniela1982]

@zeitgeist057 That's not hard to do since the US is only 240 odd years old.

[Red_Arrow]

@daniela1982 You said "There has never been a female on US currency in over 100 years." Currency includes coins, and you said OVER 100 years.

[Paris13]

lol No. I was Under the Impression Our Buck Was Dying. xx

[msc545]

I really like the new designs. They make our currency look more modern and interesting.

[motownplayer2000]

lol money becoming software GUI (user interfaces) just like the new iOS or android updates we get a new look. Still doesn’t hide the corruption behind who is printing it

[OtterMan68]

They should be different sizes so blind people can tell them apart

[zeitgeist057]

Agree and also would be better if each denomination was a different color, like Brazil does for reais.

[zeitgeist057]

[deus_ex_sisyphus]

People put to much meaning into this and old timers will struggle adopting the legitimacy of the new design - its an unnecessary change

[Likes2drive]

Not really, and people will think that they are not real with that much of a difference from the old style

[Surely]

Will they be micro chipped so the government can track them easily?

[nawtee_me]

What happened to Andrew Jackson on the twenty?

[spartan55]

Got removed for JFK... hmmm

[A_Bell]

They look like amusement park tickets.

[CoolCatMar1]

Οld ones looked better imi

[Daniela1982]

Only because those are the only ones you have ever seen in the last 20 years.

[888theGreat]

I hate change

[Daniela1982]

So you want to still keep Biden?

[888theGreat]

1) you know the answer to that
2) people are different than paper

[CubaPirate]

Nope but those look good

[Zestyassmf1997]

They’re okay.

[TallAnon]

That looks so gaudy

[Daniela1982]

So do gold coins but people love them.

[Iron_Man]

Not yet

[KrakenAttackin]

Not a fan.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Yuck.