Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

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NamerOfStars Follow
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Are we talking only a change in size, or in size and musculature? See, you know rowing teams, right? Often big hunky dudes? Yeah, many of them won't go out to practice if there's a swan in the water. THAT is how strong those birds are. Given that you need to lift your entire body with your arm-equivalent strength, it's understandable, but still, you do NOT want to mess with swans. A horse the size of a duck would be MUCH easier to deal with.
Horses are also much less aggressive, and easier to spook away, especially if you're bigger than them.
Come to think of it, what kind of ducks are we talking about? Mallards are one thing, but down here in Florida we have these giant ducks, almost as large as Canada geese, that I keep waiting to hear quack, expecting to hear it with a thick Russian accent. I would NOT want to face down a horse that size.

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ChicoFromThe305 Follow
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The giant duck, sell the duck to a Chinese market, 2 dollars a pound, I think we can all come out profiting

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- Miah04
  
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  Gotta fight him first they fiesty. And no guns. That's cheating
  
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- ChicoFromThe305
  
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  Easy, ducks don't got arms lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I think the duck gonna take you
  
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- ChicoFromThe305
  
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  It can't 😌😂
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Too late, he done put you down
  
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- ChicoFromThe305
  
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  Too late for you, I fillet it with a knife, you didn't say anything about knives 😌
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Timeout now
  
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- ChicoFromThe305
  
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  Want some duck? 🙂
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Yes🥺
  
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JacobJordan Follow
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Duck sized horses. Horses aren't naturally aggressive. Ducks are total assholes.

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- Miah04
  
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  Agree
  
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exitseven Follow
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I would fight the horse sized duck. Then I would put a saddle on him and ride him around town.

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  😂😂
  
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smne35 Follow
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I rather throw their ass in the oven and just enjoy them that way then fight them damn ducks man that bill it's a snapper. Hurts like hell too. When they do snap your ass and I don't want to fight them. I'd rather barbecue them

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RavVid Follow
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After feeding the ducks at the park on NYE, I found they had significant beak pressure. So I'll skip the horse sized duck and try my luck with the duck sized horses even the duck sized horses will have teeth.

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Wiredone Follow
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Give me the big duck. Duck tastes better than horse

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- Miah04
  
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  He will woop you
  
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- exitseven
  
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  Duck tastes like steak, what does a horse taste like?
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @exitseven glue
  
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- exitseven
  
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  Hahaha. Alas poor Yorrick
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @exitseven who?
  
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- exitseven
  
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  Ibhate to think wgmhay they are not teaching you kids in school
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @exitseven oh so that's who yorrick is. Thanks for explaining
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @miah04. Sorry. I can spell pretty good but cannot type. Autocorrect does not help either.
  
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- exitseven
  
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  Yorick was a character from Shakeseare's play Hamlet. Hamlet found his skull and lamented his death. I think that it signified the inevitability of death
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @exitseven gotcha
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  @miah04 nahhh I'll snap his neck with ease
  
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nawtee_me Follow
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I can’t put a hundred duck size horses in a pot but just one horse size duck could feed a family for days…..

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- Miah04
  
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  Oh lawd
  
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lightbulb27 Follow
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one big duck. although given how they will eat frogs, might not go well. it's basically a dinosaur and they eat like horses.

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I have a cat named Little Duck, so depends on how hard I have to fight. When all is said and done, I'm #TeamDuck for life.

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HawkPerception Follow
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Duck sized horses for sure. They can't fly and they're short. I'd punt them all to the moon

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AviatorTom Follow
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I'll take on the giant duck, thank you.

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  Oh boy
  
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Adamzinho Follow
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Are you smoking 🤣🤣
You got amazing imagination

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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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100 duck sized horses

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- Miah04
  
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  Agree. Ducks can get violent. So imagine a giant duck😂
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I already don't like birds lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Why?😂
  
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Pohjolan Follow
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I'd just shoot the duck.

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- Miah04
  
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  That's cheating
  
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- Pohjolan
  
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  Not if its duck season.
  
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- Miah04
  
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  It's not. It's wabbit season
  
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Fuentes Follow
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I don't know what that is lol

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- Miah04
  
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  😂just a giant duck, or a tiny horses
  
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- Fuentes
  
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  Lol both would prpbs kill lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  True. That's a lot of horses😂
  
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electromagnetic Follow
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Shit, I’ll take those mini ponies

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mandyfire98 Follow
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Duck sized horses.

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- Miah04
  
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  Same. Ducks be scary
  
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- mandyfire98
  
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  They're vicious little dickheads
  
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- Miah04
  
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  They really are. My cousin got chased by one once🤣
  
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DJB72 Follow
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One big duck. Then enjoy it with orange sauce...

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Zestyassmf1997 Follow
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I’ll try my luck with the duck sized horses.

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LiamJHayden Follow
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100 duck-sized horses.

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butterly248 Follow
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A duck? 🦆😂

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- Miah04
  
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  They can be aggressive when angry
  
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Charliefretz329 Follow
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1 horse duck. And heat the oven up

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FunkyMonkee Follow
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Are you on drugs?

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Anonymous
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mosquito-sized hippo

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- Miah04
  
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  And failed
  
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shortster Follow
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The duck.

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