What's a funny intrusive thought you've thought of?

[Anonymous]

I would say one of mine is I think of taking a bite out of my deodorant stick 😂

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Was at the movie the other day and the guy in front of me said something really cringy and it made me think about kicking his seat just right so that the initial contact of my boot would send the backrest flying into his head, only my foot would keep coming down at the perfect speed for it to hit my boot a second time when I finish the stroke so that by the end, I've effectively kicked him twice with one kick.

And then I just imagined his drink splashing everywhere. Now he's gotta get up and miss the beginning of the movie since he kinda ruined it a little with his stupid comment.

[Asker]

Yea I can understand That, cringe is a terrible feeling lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Once it happens, it can never be undone

[Still-alive]

This 'Cheese golem' i made with ai lol

[Asker]

Lmao, Cheese golems should exist

[Anonym3305]

Its not that funny, but my weirdest intrusive though was.

Once I saw a guy wearing orange socks, and slippers with a white base and 1 horizontal black strap keeping it on his foot. His feet essentially looked like sushi.

My brain wanted me to cross the entire room just to say "I su-ki (like) your su-shi."

Mind you I'm Asian and found the entire imaginary ordeal horribly cringe.

[Asker]

Lmao making yourself cringe is something else, but that's funny wym, cringy for you tho I imagine heehee

[MemeSupreme]

umm... TECHNICALLY

puts on smart people glassesthat'd be impulsive thoughts and not intrusive

[MemeSupreme]

ofc the gif fucks up how i spaced out the sentences lol

[Asker]

It really did but that happens to me with typos lol

[7Phoenix7]

My intrusive thought is always saying what's on my mind without a filter lol. Not a nice thing to do

[Asker]

Why do u say it out loud tho? Lol

[7Phoenix7]

I don't lol I put the thought through the filter first 😅

[Asker]

Sounds like someone needs a brain massage lol

[Miah04]

Same😂

[dustybiker2]

Makes you wonder if they are spirits trying to coerce us. 👻 Trying to think of a funny one... hmmm... maybe it will come to me later.

[Asker]

It will but when it does you'll know where to mention it lol

[dustybiker2]

..👍🏻

[JacobJordan]

Don't I know someone who did they went to the hospital. Admittedly they wouldn't have done so if they hadn't just thrown that same deodorant at me destroying the shirt I was wearing.

[Asker]

Lmao

[Miah04]

Bruh? Go sit down in the corner and think about your choices

[Asker]

I didn't actually bite or tho 😂

[Miah04]

😂😂ok. But i think i need to hire someone to watch you. I worry about what you will do unsupervised

[Asker]

If you hire someone, make sure it's a she and she's attractive, I'll be on my best behavior 😇

[Miah04]

It's gonna be a big fat hairy white guy with moles all over his body and he only wears tighty whities. Nothing else. And for some reason he always smells like sour milk🤔

[Asker]

You are paying my bond release

[Miah04]

Nope😤

[Asker]

I'll just kill him smart then 😂

[Miah04]

He has a live stream that sees everything built in his left nipple

[Asker]

What? 😂

[Miah04]

I know it's weird

[Asker]

Yea very 😂

[Miah04]

😂😂that's why it's funny

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Lol you're so funny. 🤣

Is it old spice? Or axe? 🤔

[Asker]

It's a gel stick so it looks like clear jelly 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Ahh 😂 mine is a spray. Haha

[Asker]

Yours is either a old spice or axe lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It's Secret. Smells like cool cucumber

[Asker]

So Victoria's secret?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Oops actually it's Dove.
I used to have Secret deodorant. That one was also a spray
www.target.com/.../A-83489315

[Asker]

You always manage to find it online, it's kinda funny 😆

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Google is a funny tool. It can find anything 🤣

[Asker]

Tbh i didn't know cucumber had a smell 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Your next intrusive thought is to smell a cucumber. 😂

[Asker]

That sounds like a terrible way to spend a few seconds 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Haha snif snif

[Paris13]

Men who Put Women on a Pedestal but yet do not acknowledge Women's International Day. lolxxoo

[Mediterraneansoul]

What would the world be if the power was to cut off for a year lol
No social media
No light on streets
No electric cars
No traffic lights... you get the picture

That is a real revolution

[aceleon]

as an OCD sufferer none of my intrusive thoughts are funny in the slightest.

[Lyndsielee666]

Same but bpd 😒

[aceleon]

@Lyndsielee666 that's rough buddy.

[Asker]

Fair enough lol

[DaBiggestBird]

Teaching an uncooked steak how to ride a skateboard

[Lyndsielee666]

Mine aren’t ever funny 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

Why you always gotta say something edgy lyndsie? 😂

[Asker]

This response should be followed by thunder and lightning lol

[Lyndsielee666]

Cause real intrusive thoughts aren’t funny friend 😭

[Asker]

Yea they are, depends on the person and the thought, I sometimes have the thoughts to strangle someone for breathing loud, I thought it was kinda funny 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

You already know about the pyro stuff lol.

[Asker]

Yea but those are completely understandable lol

[StudyingAuthor]

lmao.

[laly520]

I thought about same lol

[Asker]

I'm glad I'm not alone lol

[NathanDavis]

I actually did it...

[euniestars]

most of them aren’t funny 💀

[Asker]

Maybe we can change That, ever thought of how your soap tastes? 🤔

[euniestars]

It tastes like ass

[Asker]

Youve tried it before haven't you

[euniestars]

yeppp

[Asker]

Lol.

[Anonymous]

Gross alert:Biting a blood blister

[Miah04]

👀👀

[Opinion Owner]

"Don't let intrusive thoughts win"