I had to pay a speeding ticket yesterday. I was going 14 over! When did you get your last ticket and what was it for?

[Laciejordan]

I was totally guilty! When the cop came to my window, his first words were, “do you know why I pulled you over”? I immediately said, “I was speeding and didn’t realize it until I saw you”. 🤣🤣

[Wallythewalrus2]

Speeding! I was going 18 over, it was New Year’s Eve, so they were out! I tried everything to get out of it! I even tried flirting, I had a strong suspicion he was gay. That really pissed him off! Now I realize the cop that pulled you over was probably gay. How could anyone give that face a ticket? 😊

[Laciejordan]

OMG!🤣🤣 If Becky was here, she would say they should have thrown you in jail for bribing law enforcement with your body! Thank you for the compliment, Wally. 😘

[Laciejordan]

I miss her!

[Wallythewalrus2]

I talked to her about three hrs ago. She is PISSED! I’ll DM you.

[ChiTown33]

2002

My car was in the shop at the time and I was borrowing someone else's car that as luck would have it had a loud muffler. And I got pulled over (ironically by a guy I used to go to high school with) and he wrote me for a loud muffler. There was 2 other things he said he could have wrote me for but the loud muffler was the cheapest one. It was only like 28 bucks.

[midnightmoon05]

I have t gotten two…I just paid it off … I always speed… matter of getting caught. 😂

[Apple1996]

Thankfully I've never had a ticket or been pulled over

[Laciejordan]

I would say it’s hard to believe, but this was actually the first time I was pulled over! It worked against me, he said I can afford to get a ticket because it won’t really affect me, and will make more conscious in the future.

[Apple1996]

Omg he should have just given you a warning since it was your first time

[Laciejordan]

That’s what I was hoping for.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I've never gotten a ticket, I almost did when I was swerving the highway and accidentally cut off a cop, she showed me mercy cause I was late for work 😂

[Laciejordan]

Yeah, this was my first. He gave it to me because I had a spotless record. He actually made it sound like if this ticket would cause problems, like losing my license, he would have given me a break but since it wouldn’t cause me problems, he gave it to me! That seems backwards to me.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao he just completely ignored how expensive they are, he assumed you can pay It Like the cop he is, what a cop move 😂

[Laciejordan]

🤣🤣 That’s exactly what I was thinking! I’m thinking, “you think paying $300 doesn’t cause problems”?

[ChicoFromThe305]

That ticket is crazy, if you don't mind me asking where were you going that you just couldn't contain your excitement that you just followed the intrusive thought to zoom by like you are lightning McQueen 😂

[Laciejordan]

I was going home. There is a road that has crazy speed limits! It is 55 for about a mile, then drops to 45 for a mile, then back up to 55. It does this for about 6 miles! People get pulled over all the time. It’s CA, nothing makes sense.

[ChicoFromThe305]

They did that on purpose so they can pull lots of people over, I bet cops hover over that road like sharks, they know people will fail to stay within the bipolar speed limit haha

[Laciejordan]

It’s a speed trap. When there are out door events that will bring people not familiar with the area, they’ll actually warn people on our radio stations about it.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Those assholes, it's a police scam, y'all need more crimes cause your police are bored lol

[electromagnetic]

I’ve yet to receive a ticket. I cried myself out of a speeding out couple years back. But realistically, my partner drives me around more than myself.

[BoopBoopBeep]

My last ticket was when I was a minor. It got knocked down a couple of levels then dismissed by the D. A. because they couldn't prove it was me driving and it wasn't my car.

[exitseven]

thats a drag. The last time I got pinched was for cutting trough a parking lot to avoid a red light. I did not even know it was a crime. I have not gotten a speeding ticket for maybe 20 years.

[DryGermanGuy]

Also speeding, 30 over the limit. I think it was 125€, all costs together. It might be more expensive now, it happened a few years ago.

[AviatorTom]

I've only had two tickets in my many years of driving. One, for speeding, was reduced and the other for turning left and getting my car totaled, was dismissed by the court... the other guy was at fault.

[NewgodOmega]

Never got a ticket I am from India even if my car is stopped no one dares to fine me, coz I know the commissioner in my area and one call to him means the officer would regret stopping me for the rest of his service days under that commissioner

[spartan55]

Pro tip: don't ever admit to anything. "do you know why I pulled you over"..."no officer"...

[Redstang88]

Got a few parking tickets last couple years

[NathanDavis]

I got a warning

[Laciejordan]

This was my first time being pulled over.😞

[HouseMoat]

I've never gotten one

Typically speeding is anything over 5 over, so, if it's 35 and you're going 40, they're usually ok with that, but, anything over 5 over the limit, is speeding

[Laciejordan]

Yes! He said that. He said he probably would have let me go if I was six or even seven over but at fourteen, he had to pull me over.

[HouseMoat]

Yep, unfortunately, they don't like that much. I never understood why. Now you know

[Siri137]

I've never received a ticket for speeding, and I've had a license since I was 22.

[Still-alive]

Got a parking ticket about a year ago. Was briefly in the fire lane to pick up a delivery lol. Paid about $90 for it.

[Laciejordan]

I watch that show Parking Wars all the time! 🤣 I don’t know if you’ve seen it but it’s hilarious!

[Still-alive]

Oh I don’t think I heard of that show actually

[Slingblade1126]

I’ve never had one 😉

[Laciejordan]

Lol.., I wonder why? 😉

[strateguy632]

i haven't gotten one yet

[Laciejordan]

Is it that you’re that lawful of a driver or you just haven’t been pulled over yet? I ask, because this was my first time getting pulled over and probably the first time I was speeding, that I know of. I’m usually really careful.

[ab2shifty]

Haven’t gotten a ticket in a while since I’m more of a safe driver now

but back when I was younger, I used to drive away from cops and uh, that was my ticket 🤣

[douride2]

It's been close to 20 years since I got a speeding ticket.

[LiamS95]

It's been so long ago I don't remember

[Laciejordan]

That’s good! This is actually my first. Truth is, I rarely speed.

[QuietRunner]

red light camera violation

[Laciejordan]

I had a friend get five citations mailed to her. She was driving to IL from WI, and missed just about every toll there and back! 🤣🤣

[QuietRunner]

@Laciejordan
haha

[rosemilk]

i've never gotten a ticket