
What do you keep under your bed?


I have a little cat house under there made of cushion since my cats love to hang out under the bed and sleep there sometimes.
Like this:
It actually doesn't perfectly fit under our bed and is a bit scrunched but one of our cats still likes to crawl and dig and fit herself in there.
What a lovely idea. Happy cats. π»
So cute β€οΈ
The trap door to my underground lair!
Oh fun. π
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Storage bins. My girlfriend has one filled with clothes and jewelry. I have one filled with a bunch of random shit, some I don't even know why I have it lol but out of sight out of mind lol then we have another one with blankets/pillows/sheets
No snacks? I imagined you stored snacks under there.
Snacks go on the coffee table lol
Silly me
And in my pocket
Pocket of what? You only wear underwear. On a good day prob.
Sometimes I wear pants... they just don't always stay on
I'm not wearing pants right now tho lol
Or a shirt
I know you wanted to know this information
"The cat did it."
My cat left me for my girlfriend. Betrayal
Ooop. Your gaming scores sinking?
Underwear only is a throw back to our caveman days wearing a loincloth
@Charliefretz329 bold of you to assume I was wearing underwear
Trueβ¦ π
I was sparing dusty that detail. Cats out of the bag now
Boys. smh
You love us
I understand buddy. At your age sans drawers was far more comfortable. Now Iβm a loincloth for support kinda guy
@sirderpsalot123 Of course
@Charliefretz329 Hey. You are younger than me. No making me feel old, sir.
Are loincloths what I have to look forward to? π
Probably a similar situation with you dusty, cept boobs vs balls
Yes Derps, at an age soon, freeballing will never be the same
@Charliefretz329 Why am I getting dragged into this? My boobs are perfectly fine.
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Yeah leave her boobs alone Charlie
Well⦠show off dusty lol
Most older ladies gots the droop π
@Charliefretz329 Damn straight. Defending them while I have 'em.
Wellβ¦ me too π
@Charliefretz329 I'm not old. And I have stayed out of the sun.
@miah04 Do something with Charlie please π
Luv ya dusty π€
Proudly not a drooper. All that motorcycle riding builds boob muscles.
@Charliefretz329 sure sure lol
Wellβ¦ all my hard work π makes mine hang low
@Charliefretz329 Hard work or torture? You were a meanie during dark times. Glad little Charlie is still with you. lol
Not towards my man π lol
Little Charlieβs on probation lol
@Charliefretz329 Good.
Clean and regularly hoovered carpet. On a side note? If I kept the girl in that photo under the bed? I'd be lynched lol
Trouble you would be in, yes. Yoda would say.
Hmmmm. Lightsaber cut off, I would have :O << Said in a Yoda voice!
Nothing but ghosts and goblins. They are chained together under there
Does that get noisy? I would have gone with tankstraps myself.
Pesky things.
Well. Umm... i.. umm.. rather... umm not say
@Miah04 π It's Derp isn't it?
π Oh the fun storage place. No @sirderpsalot123 allowed. Hear that Derp? Don't touch.
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"But what is it? OOOOOOOOH. π³"
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@sirderpsalot123 i really wish she didn't tag you on this π
@Miah04 same lol
Making the youth uncomfy. π
"You're embarrassing me mom"
"It'll put hair on your chest, son."
But mom. I don't think I'm supposed to be here π³
I spikes you mac and cheese. Trying to squeeze out the trauma till April fools day
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β’pats backβ’
I fixed it
Whatever just happens to find its way there.
Thank you, sir. π
Suitcases cos they big and bulky to store other places. Old comics. Flat pack cardboard boxes. Lots of dust. And my secret stash of "toys" iykwim 😈😌😋
A monster.
I feed him cheez-its and smaller monsters.
And dust bunnies for desert.
No he collects those for his pocket dust collection. its full of 328 years worth of dust condensed into a small cube that has the word blefghlbe written on it.
See. This is why we ask these questions. It leads to this whole world of knowledge I never would have known about otherwise. This is life altering info here. It's going to trigger dreams.
Yee
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My SO keeps a arge box of useless keepsakes under the bed. I've tried for years to get her to throw them out, or give them away.
I built our bedframe by hand so it has space for drawers underneath to put clothes into
Oh wonderful.
I have the two leafs for my dining room table under the bed.
That's a good place for them. We debate removing ours due to the storage options. Have them on our annex for now. lol
I get it. And you beat us. lol We're 2 maybe three.
I actually have a couple of old guitar multi-effects units under there. One is an old Line 6 POD XT Live
The mans secret stash. Very cool.
Some dumb clown.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/21tZtLgXw5EThe hand towel I use to mop up after masturbation.
I have a box, a monopoly game, an oar and a skateboard under mine all of which I completely forget were under there.
oh i keep some storage and some clothes bc i don't have a drawer or closet to put that shit in
My safe for important documents, baseball bat, random socks that find their way down there.
i got boxes that are made to be shoved under the bed. got some clothes in there that i'm too chubby for and some that i'm not yet fat enough for xD
Under the bed is my cat's lair, she does her thing and I don't ask questions.
hahaha love this. πΈ
@dustybiker2. She is a Lilac Point Siamese and she knows it!
Oh, so she's a gurl who speaks her mind. Must be a beauty.
*girl.
@dustybiker2. She is and she does!
She's a lucky girl to have you.
@dustybiker2. Aww... thanks.
It's storage for a lot of old boxes of belongings dusty and cobweb
My boyfriend's airspft guns, storage containers for old shoes, just random junk etc. 🤣
I have one of those beds that is on the floor with cabinets and drawers and shit. Ain't nothing under my bed but dust.
Anything that rolls under it - that space may as well be oblivion.
never used slippers lol
That's where I store my monsters.
Smart.
I would never keep anything under a bed lkl
Why not? Lol
@sirderpsalot123 cause that's dirty lol it gets Dusty under there
You have a problem with @dustybiker2 now? Jk lol I need to go back to bed
@sirderpsalot123 wth? π€£
I don't know. I'm tired lol
@sirderpsalot123 Buddy, put the phone down and get some sleep. lol
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My cat hangs out under my bed, and I keep a shotgun under my bed too.
A gun, flashlight, and a baseball bat.
Which one do you grab first?
Flashlight then gun
Smart
Monsters. They ainβt allowed out, either.
RANDOM STUFF BUT LIKE ITS OKAYYYY
NO IT isn't YOU PUT YOUR STUFF BACK IN THE DRAWERS RIGHT NOW
@TheSpaceGnome Are you bullying in my Q? π€π€
If she doesn't put the stuff away the crab hands will eat them. O - o
@TheSpaceGnome excellent point. π¦
Yee π¦π¦π¦π¦
NOPEEEE IM LEAVING IT THERE
CRABS CAN STAY
OH NOES O-O BILLIS HEARD YOU
THE HELL IS THAT BRU
Billis. π¦
billis is cute
Lmfao π
BRO I WANNA SNAP ITS LEGGGG
Billis' legs are unsnappable because of how many teeth he eats.
Boxes full of uhhhhhhh, tools..
@ab2shifty π€ lol
Whatever doesn't fit in my closet.
nothing under there
Dust 😂
Just call them dust bunnies and you can classify them as pets.
Nothing.
I tried this... didn't last.
There is no such thing as nothing.
There used to be, but I ate it all.
It's a divan with inch of clearance so dust
My cats seem to live there.
12 gauge shotgun
A box with toys,
It is fanirly dusty, probably remains
We have a platform bed
Nothing.
Nothing 😐
I wish her
Storage
Clothes drawers
my secret toy
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