What do you keep under your bed?

[dustybiker2]

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+1 y

I put this in "other" but gag auto-sort saw the word "bed" and freaked out lol

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I have a little cat house under there made of cushion since my cats love to hang out under the bed and sleep there sometimes.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Like this:

It actually doesn't perfectly fit under our bed and is a bit scrunched but one of our cats still likes to crawl and dig and fit herself in there.

[dustybiker2]

What a lovely idea. Happy cats. 😻

[butterly248]

So cute ❤️

[OtterMan68]

The trap door to my underground lair!

[dustybiker2]

Oh fun. 😈

[sirderpsalot123]

Storage bins. My girlfriend has one filled with clothes and jewelry. I have one filled with a bunch of random shit, some I don't even know why I have it lol but out of sight out of mind lol then we have another one with blankets/pillows/sheets

[dustybiker2]

No snacks? I imagined you stored snacks under there.

[sirderpsalot123]

Snacks go on the coffee table lol

[dustybiker2]

Silly me

[sirderpsalot123]

And in my pocket

[dustybiker2]

Pocket of what? You only wear underwear. On a good day prob.

[sirderpsalot123]

Sometimes I wear pants... they just don't always stay on

[sirderpsalot123]

I'm not wearing pants right now tho lol

[sirderpsalot123]

Or a shirt

[sirderpsalot123]

I know you wanted to know this information

[dustybiker2]

"The cat did it."

[sirderpsalot123]

My cat left me for my girlfriend. Betrayal

[dustybiker2]

Ooop. Your gaming scores sinking?

[Charliefretz329]

Underwear only is a throw back to our caveman days wearing a loincloth

[sirderpsalot123]

@Charliefretz329 bold of you to assume I was wearing underwear

[Charliefretz329]

True… 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

I was sparing dusty that detail. Cats out of the bag now

[dustybiker2]

Boys. smh

[sirderpsalot123]

You love us

[Charliefretz329]

I understand buddy. At your age sans drawers was far more comfortable. Now I’m a loincloth for support kinda guy

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 Of course

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Hey. You are younger than me. No making me feel old, sir.

[sirderpsalot123]

Are loincloths what I have to look forward to? 😒

[Charliefretz329]

Probably a similar situation with you dusty, cept boobs vs balls

[Charliefretz329]

Yes Derps, at an age soon, freeballing will never be the same

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Why am I getting dragged into this? My boobs are perfectly fine.

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂

[sirderpsalot123]

Yeah leave her boobs alone Charlie

[Charliefretz329]

Well… show off dusty lol

[Charliefretz329]

Most older ladies gots the droop 😏

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Damn straight. Defending them while I have 'em.

[Charliefretz329]

Well… me too 😆

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 I'm not old. And I have stayed out of the sun.

@miah04 Do something with Charlie please 😒

[Charliefretz329]

Luv ya dusty 🤭

[dustybiker2]

Proudly not a drooper. All that motorcycle riding builds boob muscles.

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 sure sure lol

[Charliefretz329]

Well… all my hard work 😓 makes mine hang low

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Hard work or torture? You were a meanie during dark times. Glad little Charlie is still with you. lol

[Charliefretz329]

Not towards my man 💎 lol

[Charliefretz329]

Little Charlie’s on probation lol

[dustybiker2]

@Charliefretz329 Good.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Clean and regularly hoovered carpet. On a side note? If I kept the girl in that photo under the bed? I'd be lynched lol

[dustybiker2]

Trouble you would be in, yes. Yoda would say.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Hmmmm. Lightsaber cut off, I would have :O << Said in a Yoda voice!

[Wiredone]

Nothing but ghosts and goblins. They are chained together under there

[dustybiker2]

Does that get noisy? I would have gone with tankstraps myself.

[Wiredone]

They chewed through the rope and straps I started with. Had to use something stronger

[dustybiker2]

Pesky things.

[Miah04]

Well. Umm... i.. umm.. rather... umm not say

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 😂 It's Derp isn't it?

[Miah04]

Nooo😂derp and this definitely do not go together. More something for me and Alissa

[dustybiker2]

😂 Oh the fun storage place. No @sirderpsalot123 allowed. Hear that Derp? Don't touch.

[Miah04]

He would be sus if he wanted to play with that 😂

[dustybiker2]

🤣🤣

[dustybiker2]

"But what is it? OOOOOOOOH. 😳"

[Miah04]

🫣🫣

[sirderpsalot123]

🤣🤣🤣

[Miah04]

@sirderpsalot123 i really wish she didn't tag you on this 😭

[sirderpsalot123]

@Miah04 same lol

[dustybiker2]

Making the youth uncomfy. 😎

[sirderpsalot123]

"You're embarrassing me mom"

[dustybiker2]

"It'll put hair on your chest, son."

[sirderpsalot123]

But mom. I don't think I'm supposed to be here 😳

[dustybiker2]

I spikes you mac and cheese. Trying to squeeze out the trauma till April fools day

[dustybiker2]

d...

[Miah04]

Maih hides in shame😭

[dustybiker2]

•pats back•

[BCRanger10]

I fixed it

Whatever just happens to find its way there.

[dustybiker2]

Thank you, sir. 😎

[Crimsyjo]

Suitcases cos they big and bulky to store other places. Old comics. Flat pack cardboard boxes. Lots of dust. And my secret stash of "toys" iykwim 😈😌😋

[TheSpaceGnome]

A monster.

I feed him cheez-its and smaller monsters.

[dustybiker2]

And dust bunnies for desert.

[TheSpaceGnome]

No he collects those for his pocket dust collection. its full of 328 years worth of dust condensed into a small cube that has the word blefghlbe written on it.

[dustybiker2]

See. This is why we ask these questions. It leads to this whole world of knowledge I never would have known about otherwise. This is life altering info here. It's going to trigger dreams.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yee

[dustybiker2]

😂😂

[AviatorTom]

My SO keeps a arge box of useless keepsakes under the bed. I've tried for years to get her to throw them out, or give them away.

[JacobJordan]

I built our bedframe by hand so it has space for drawers underneath to put clothes into

[dustybiker2]

Oh wonderful.

[exitseven]

I have the two leafs for my dining room table under the bed.

[dustybiker2]

That's a good place for them. We debate removing ours due to the storage options. Have them on our annex for now. lol

[exitseven]

We only use them 4 or 5 times, a year

[dustybiker2]

I get it. And you beat us. lol We're 2 maybe three.

[LiamJHayden]

I actually have a couple of old guitar multi-effects units under there. One is an old Line 6 POD XT Live

[dustybiker2]

The mans secret stash. Very cool.

[Daniela1982]

Some dumb clown.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/21tZtLgXw5E

[Dargil]

The hand towel I use to mop up after masturbation.

[Phoenix98]

I have a box, a monopoly game, an oar and a skateboard under mine all of which I completely forget were under there.

[MemeSupreme]

oh i keep some storage and some clothes bc i don't have a drawer or closet to put that shit in

[Superreader]

My safe for important documents, baseball bat, random socks that find their way down there.

[genericname85]

i got boxes that are made to be shoved under the bed. got some clothes in there that i'm too chubby for and some that i'm not yet fat enough for xD

[KrakenAttackin]

Under the bed is my cat's lair, she does her thing and I don't ask questions.

[dustybiker2]

hahaha love this. 😸

[KrakenAttackin]

@dustybiker2. She is a Lilac Point Siamese and she knows it!

[dustybiker2]

Oh, so she's a gurl who speaks her mind. Must be a beauty.

[dustybiker2]

*girl.

[KrakenAttackin]

@dustybiker2. She is and she does!

[dustybiker2]

She's a lucky girl to have you.

[KrakenAttackin]

@dustybiker2. Aww... thanks.

[itsclearlynicholas]

It's storage for a lot of old boxes of belongings dusty and cobweb

[butterly248]

My boyfriend's airspft guns, storage containers for old shoes, just random junk etc. 🤣

[JayBones]

I have one of those beds that is on the floor with cabinets and drawers and shit. Ain't nothing under my bed but dust.

[KrisKris81]

Anything that rolls under it - that space may as well be oblivion.

[IslaTheWitch]

never used slippers lol

[NamerOfStars]

That's where I store my monsters.

[dustybiker2]

Smart.

[Fuentes]

I would never keep anything under a bed lkl

[sirderpsalot123]

Why not? Lol

[Fuentes]

@sirderpsalot123 cause that's dirty lol it gets Dusty under there

[sirderpsalot123]

You have a problem with @dustybiker2 now? Jk lol I need to go back to bed

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 wth? 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't know. I'm tired lol

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 Buddy, put the phone down and get some sleep. lol

[sirderpsalot123]

. 💤

[Anonymous]

My cat hangs out under my bed, and I keep a shotgun under my bed too.

[worldscolide]

A gun, flashlight, and a baseball bat.

[dustybiker2]

Which one do you grab first?

[worldscolide]

Flashlight then gun

[dustybiker2]

Smart

[Abbycado]

Monsters. They ain’t allowed out, either.

[euniestars]

RANDOM STUFF BUT LIKE ITS OKAYYYY

[TheSpaceGnome]

NO IT isn't YOU PUT YOUR STUFF BACK IN THE DRAWERS RIGHT NOW

[dustybiker2]

@TheSpaceGnome Are you bullying in my Q? 🤔🤓

[TheSpaceGnome]

If she doesn't put the stuff away the crab hands will eat them. O - o

[dustybiker2]

@TheSpaceGnome excellent point. 🦀

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yee 🦀🦀🦀🦀

[euniestars]

NOPEEEE IM LEAVING IT THERE

[euniestars]

CRABS CAN STAY

[TheSpaceGnome]

OH NOES O-O BILLIS HEARD YOU

[euniestars]

THE HELL IS THAT BRU

[TheSpaceGnome]

Billis. 🦀

[euniestars]

billis is cute

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lmfao 😂

[euniestars]

BRO I WANNA SNAP ITS LEGGGG

[TheSpaceGnome]

Billis' legs are unsnappable because of how many teeth he eats.

[ab2shifty]

Boxes full of uhhhhhhh, tools..

[dustybiker2]

@ab2shifty 🤐 lol

[beebella]

Whatever doesn't fit in my closet.

[laly520]

nothing under there

[SweetDripp]

Dust 😂

[dustybiker2]

Just call them dust bunnies and you can classify them as pets.

[Sophia001]

Nothing.

[dustybiker2]

I tried this... didn't last.

[Sophia001]

Yes that's true

[TheSpaceGnome]

There is no such thing as nothing.

There used to be, but I ate it all.

[jamesgoldman]

It's a divan with inch of clearance so dust

[Nice222]

My cats seem to live there.

[BLP11520]

12 gauge shotgun

[SarahP080106]

A box with toys,

[riverrat3]

It is fanirly dusty, probably remains

[underling]

We have a platform bed

[sheikalana]

Nothing.

[Sameone]

Nothing 😐

[888theGreat]

I wish her

[Charliefretz329]

Storage

[LunarEclipse433]

Clothes drawers

[cootjuhh]

my secret toy