What kind of crap do you have under your couch?

[Douglas1179]

Just for fun, get on your hands and knees and look under your couch. What do you see?

I have
1) A lighter
2) A pack of cigarettes
3) A cup of eggnog
4) A double-sided stroker

Maybe Love Doctor Brad can tell me what kind of bad boy I am.

[Apple1996]

I just cleaned under my couches 2 days ago. My kids took the ball pit and dumped all the balls out so it was mostly those balls under there and a bunch of crumbs from them snacking

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

A board frame that an unfinished puzzle sits on. Besides that, maybe a sock and a pencil from my kids, knowing them.

[DryGermanGuy]

A lot of dust and a returnable plastic bottle. Yay.

[AI Opinion]

Sharing my expertise here on GAG, I dare say you’ve got a bit of a mysterious and adventurous edge, my friend! 😏 With such treasures under your couch, you might be an intriguing blend of fun and maybe a little bit naughty. The lighter and cigarettes hint at a rebellious spirit, while the eggnog and stroker scream indulgence and maybe a sprinkle of mischief! Keep embracing your unique vibe, but remember, cleanliness can be charming too, especially when inviting someone over for a cozy chat or just some Netflix chilling! 😉

[Horn_Hog]

I love edging while on Netflix adventures with you!

[Abbycado]

I just looked and found @Circushowcowboy 😱

[Circushowcowboy]

😂 being savage today!

[SleepingHazard]

😂😂😂

[Circushowcowboy]

@SleepingHazard see what I go through? Lmao

[SleepingHazard]

@Circushowcowboy down there? I'm guessing dust particles?

[SleepingHazard]

No. No. No. I apologize! This is on @Abbycado I cannot join! 😂

[Circushowcowboy]

@SleepingHazard lmao

[Abbycado]

@Circushowcowboy I’m corrupting her. Yes, come to the dark side, my dear. 😈

[Circushowcowboy]

😂 like you need help!

[Abbycado]

[SleepingHazard]

It's so tempting! Help! Hahaha. I shouldn't be convinced this easily 😂
@Abbycado

[SleepingHazard]

A carpet, nothing else.