m +1 yI was going to go the steal sock route (as in 1 sock from a pair) but some one has already said that.
Hinges from all the doors, internal and external doors, along with door handles to round it off (if allowed to take more than one item type).20 Reply
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Shit happens & when it does you always run to the bathroom so Iβm going to acquiring their toilet.
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π€£π€£ you steal my toilet imma just come shit on your front lawn ππ€£π€£
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@Brainsbeforebeauty Thatβs ok because that probably would fertilize the lawn & help the lawn anyway. If you want to shit in my backyard good luck you might have an alligator looking at you.
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Yeah that might give me performance anxiety π€£π€£
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+1 ytheir TV remote if im feelin evil
they'll just think they lost it and have to walk up everytime to the TV to change shit20 Reply
3.3K opinions shared on Other topic. Obviously the clear plate in the mircowave
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I'll cut a piece of your hair make it uneven respectfully, and then I'll take all the shampoo and your scrunchies 😭😭 and if I'm feeling devious the batterys of your control remote, and while I'm at it I'll take your flat iron and your microwave. Man forget it gimme your whole house 🔫 😂
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+1 yI forgot to buy coffee creamer the last three times I was at the grocery store. If I spot some coffee creamer I'm grabbing it.
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u +1 ythe AC's batteries... lol
they'll get all comfy and ready... cozy, feel like the want to turn it on, lmfao... and it won't work217 Reply- +1 y
@7Phoenix7 that I could not get the AC to work? lol...
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@7Phoenix7 my kind of warm (=
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@NathanDavis βΊοΈ lol
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what's the one thing you would not like to lose?
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@7Phoenix7 I bet is your headphone's charger...
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@7Phoenix7 bit worse if you have them... but can't get them to work, lmao
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@7Phoenix7 lmfao...
that's how I feel if I do not have the AC on at nights... Texas' summers though - +1 y
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@7Phoenix7 I'm stealing your fridge's light too...
All their remotes they use. Have to go back to old school for a while till you get new remotes.
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+1 yStealing is bad.
I will instead drop a few empty condom packs here and there.20 Reply - 1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.
+1 yA couple said toilets but good luck hauling that out without anyone seeing you lol
nah ill just take all their toilet paper... *evil laugh*
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@7Phoenix7 hehe evillll
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+1 yI'd steal the TV remote... that's pretty nasty
20 Reply Toilet paper. Whatever they have in the house. Every square, gone.
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+1 yRemote controls, Charging cables, their favourite spoon
10 Reply 677 opinions shared on Other topic. Imma just steal the sink and leave it outside the door with a note saying "Let that sink in"
21 Reply828 opinions shared on Other topic. all the batteries from the remote controls n taking all the light bulbs from the lamps
10 Reply1.3K opinions shared on Other topic. Batteries from all the remotes and plugs off all electronics
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+1 yI wouldn't steal anything, just rearrange everything.
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+1 yEvery pen/pencil/crayon so they need to make a quick note and can't find anything to write with
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+1 yTechnically you didn't say how wealthy this person is, the one I'm robbing has several cars and I'm stealing the most expensive one it should only be a mold convenience since the mf got several 😌😇
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+1 yAlthough never stealing anything from anyone, but nevertheless had to according your scenario, what about a bra? Sure you'll wonder why... ;0)
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+1 yTheir lawnmower. Mine broke yesterday and I'm waiting for an Amazon Delivery of it today!
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+1 yI'm going to camp out in the Crawlspace and take all the copper piping😈
10 Replythe backs of all the earrings, all backs of all remotes, dustpans, oven mitts,
10 Reply3.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I'd take whatever alcohol they have, that's what I would do, anyway, if I were ever to break into someone's house, which I won't
00 Reply731 opinions shared on Other topic. All of the phone chargers.
30 Reply557 opinions shared on Other topic. Their key rings. Not the keys, just the rings.
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+1 yTheir keys 🔑( car, house keys)😈
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+1 yOne sock from each pair.
40 Reply Toilet paper , food or the toaster 😂
10 Reply2.4K opinions shared on Other topic. One cubic millimeter of their faucet gasket.
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u +1 yA shiny glass bong. :-P
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u +1 yThe toilet seat and all the door stoppers.
10 Reply844 opinions shared on Other topic. All of the toilet paper in the house? !
10 Reply616 opinions shared on Other topic. All their silverware.
10 Reply1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. All the light bulbs.
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+1 yTheir shampoo! Muahahahaaha
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+1 yEveryone's left shoe.
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+1 yThe toilet paper
10 Reply463 opinions shared on Other topic. Door handles and blankets
10 Reply1.8K opinions shared on Other topic. Their heart β€οΈ
10 ReplyHis wallet. Money, drivers license, etc...
10 Reply702 opinions shared on Other topic. All their left shoes
20 Reply1K opinions shared on Other topic. Silverware, panties, pots and pansβ¦.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yThe cord to their refrigerator.
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+1 yI'd take the right foot of every shoe he has
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+1 yAll the toilet rolls
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+1 yVibrator
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yAll the toilet paper. 😈
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+1 yher dildo !
20 ReplyThe tv remote
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+1 ytoiletries
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yToilet paper
10 ReplyAll the light bulbs
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+1 yTheir fucking cat
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