I was going to go the steal sock route (as in 1 sock from a pair) but some one has already said that.
Hinges from all the doors, internal and external doors, along with door handles to round it off (if allowed to take more than one item type).
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Shit happens & when it does you always run to the bathroom so Iβm going to acquiring their toilet.
their TV remote if im feelin evil
they'll just think they lost it and have to walk up everytime to the TV to change shit
Obviously the clear plate in the mircowave
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I'll cut a piece of your hair make it uneven respectfully, and then I'll take all the shampoo and your scrunchies 😭😭 and if I'm feeling devious the batterys of your control remote, and while I'm at it I'll take your flat iron and your microwave. Man forget it gimme your whole house 🔫 😂
I forgot to buy coffee creamer the last three times I was at the grocery store. If I spot some coffee creamer I'm grabbing it.
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the AC's batteries... lol
they'll get all comfy and ready... cozy, feel like the want to turn it on, lmfao... and it won't work All their remotes they use. Have to go back to old school for a while till you get new remotes.
Stealing is bad.
I will instead drop a few empty condom packs here and there.A couple said toilets but good luck hauling that out without anyone seeing you lol
nah ill just take all their toilet paper... *evil laugh*
I'd steal the TV remote... that's pretty nasty
Toilet paper. Whatever they have in the house. Every square, gone.
Remote controls, Charging cables, their favourite spoon
Imma just steal the sink and leave it outside the door with a note saying "Let that sink in"
Batteries from all the remotes and plugs off all electronics
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all the batteries from the remote controls n taking all the light bulbs from the lamps
Every pen/pencil/crayon so they need to make a quick note and can't find anything to write with
I wouldn't steal anything, just rearrange everything.
Technically you didn't say how wealthy this person is, the one I'm robbing has several cars and I'm stealing the most expensive one it should only be a mold convenience since the mf got several 😌😇
Although never stealing anything from anyone, but nevertheless had to according your scenario, what about a bra? Sure you'll wonder why... ;0)
I'm going to camp out in the Crawlspace and take all the copper piping😈
Their lawnmower. Mine broke yesterday and I'm waiting for an Amazon Delivery of it today!
the backs of all the earrings, all backs of all remotes, dustpans, oven mitts,
All of the phone chargers.
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