You're a burglar , but instead of stealing things you do things to mildly inconvenience for your victims. What is your crime?

[Red_Head]

steal the backs off of t. v. controllers

[GuysConfuseMeMan]

Empty their shampoo bottles, but leave conditioner full. Fill their hand soap with water. Put a rubber band on the sprayer 9 the kitchen sinks. Leave their freezer cracked open. Put spoiled milk in a water bottle. Take all of the plug-ins to their chargers. Leave three pieces of bread (two of them being the end pieces). Take the toilet paper roll (s) out of the bathroom. Give them empty deodorant. Take their ID. Mute the TVs, then hide their remotes. Leave a high pitched dog whistle app on. Order a pizza to their house, but don't pay for it. Open their aging wine. Take the bookmarks out of their books.

[Pink1996]

Swap the food inside jars. Put jam in the peanut butter jar and put peanut butter in the jam jar. Put mayonnaise in the ketchup bottle and put ketchup in the mayonnaise bottle. and so on.
Unplug every appliance in the house.
turn every portrait or picture upside down
move all the furniture around

[monkeyseemonkeydo]

Have sex with their dog. Usually works.

[Red_Head]

@monkeyseemonkeydo no

[monkeyseemonkeydo]

Why tho?

[Wonderer89]

Hide their toothpaste and floss, half unscrew light bulbs so they flicker and empty all of the drinks except for one mouthful and put it back in the fridge

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Upper Deckers
Turn down temp on water heater
Decrease water pressure at selected sinks and toilets. Hot, cold or both.
Blow water out of plumbing traps to allow sewage gas into house
Reverse batteries in remotes.
Hide something smelly in a hot air register
Leave milk out all day and return to fridge before they get home

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I would steal people's wallets. Nothing inside the wallet. I would take everything out, neatly pile it where the wallet used to be and take the wallet.

Steal the seats off bikes

Steal everyone's phone chargers

[ghostqueen]

Love this lmao. 😂 Hope they like dicks because all the pictures on the walls are getting blessed with dick doodles.

[tookind69]

Shut off the gas and water, padlock it. Undo the inlet to the water heater and air it elsewhere. Switch the wiring on the ac and heat. Turn the freezer setting to warm. Close the water valves to all the sinks and toilets. Rewire the electric panel.

[AtomoxitineHCL]

Turn all the batteries in everything backwards so they dont give off a charge. That reaaaaally upsets me when i put it in wrong. And if it has a special battery just take it out and place it next to the electronic

[ImagineSketchy]

Cut their brake lines and siphon their gas. Turn the lights on in a room to burn power. Have a few faucets dripping.

[Dxk007]

I steal their wire adopter or, their wifi password and, change it.

[BroadSideOfABarn]

Stick those adhesive hooks all over the house, hang their clothes up on them. Replace batteries in everything with ones that are almost dead. This includes the smoke alarms

[officialhp3]

I actually stole arbitrary things from a hotel in Buckhead, Atlanta like one page from the room service menu, a knob from a dresser, and one shower curtain ring

[hellacray]

I unplug their refrigerator so in the morning they will find a pool of water and spoiled food.

[TsubasaCorrupted]

Add vinegar to their milk to spoil it, steal the contents of their Shampoo bottles and tilt every picture in the house.

[IrishAyy]

Tresspassing and breaking and entering. If you do this people can legally kill you.

[Tohhru]

I would take the meat from their cheeseburger and just leave them with the buns and lettuce

[Bluemax]

Make a crappy sandwich and not clean up.

[TheShyPrep]

Eat all the tide pods

[Red_Head]

haha 😂💀

[TallAnon]

Steal one of each pair of socks

[idiotmanchild]

Change all the labels.

[Hotscorpio3]

Steal the batteries of evetything in the house.

[Iron_Man]

Tickle the woman's Fanny

[Sum_random_dude]

Mix bleach in the detergent

[Mrblueballs42]

nail all windows shut crank up the heat.

[Top_stoner420]

Put bleach in there detergent 😂🤣😂

[Top_stoner420]

Their

[dragon9669]

Unplug the refrigerator

[Anonymous]

I would steal the hot water heater!

[mfredricks1973]

That would be stupid