



Fuck the Easter bunny. He borrowed $20 and it's been six months now and every time I see him I'm like, "Hey yo peep... where's my $20," and he just hops away real fast.
Now I'm to the point of telling him through friends that I'm going to break his fucking legs with a fucking baseball bat, wrap a ziptie around his neck and stick him in a shallow grave, then go make friends with his wife about it... marry her, and also fuck his daughter.

They've got a vicious streak a mile wide
Time to bring out the Holy Hand Grenade then, isn't it?
I recently learned it’s from pagan mythology so now I’m even more concerned
It’s true
This is like Easter at @sirderpsalot123 house
Sounds exciting 😆
You were both invited and you stood me up
Check your closet
lmfao
Am I going to be shot with paintballs when I open it. I'm not wearing clothes at the moment lol you might have to stay in there for awhile
Maybe… maybe not!
Maybe I’m not wearing clothes either 😏
Just a bunny 🐰 suit
Only on gag 🙈🙉
Hehehehehe
Want to help me scare my girlfriend?
Don't shoot her tho
Sounds like fun 😆
🤣🤣
"Don't shoot her"... oh god
No promises 😆
@Miah04 we need some extra back-up •snort•
Dusty and miah as backup
Charlie doesn't stand a chance
Sneaks out of closet via the attic
😈😈...
@Miah04 🙁
Probably wise @miah04 😏 pp sensory overload
Easter saved @miah04
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I am the Easter bunny 🐇
Omg 😱
*pets you*
@Still-alive I'd give you a golden egg🥚
Hi, Ms. Bunny !!!(See you next year !!!)
Q. What is a handsome older black man who delivers goodies to children for the late March/April Christian Holiday called?
A. The Easter Brady !!!
Maybe they will wind up like this!
No, he is in the tank for the democrats
It should an Easter hare not a rabbit as that was a symbol of the goddess Eastre.
Hares are nice but bunnies are mean and evil.
first time I got food poisoning, was eggs... I just don't trust eggs right away
I'd sooner trust the Easter bunny than Joe Biden! At least the Easter bunny knows what's going on and will tell him where to go!!
Yeah I trust the Easter bunny. I am the Easter bunny and I bought the eggs from the store and dyed them myself
Yes, because he isn't going to beat me up or shoot or stab me. (Well, he might in the good ol' Benighted States Of America !!!)
I would ask how a bunny lays eggs on a “holy” day without anything to do jeebus
I don't know.. I’m just bunny, bunny bunbun
Terrifyingly interesting
I like bunnies.
I love bunnies in general
Rabbits are vicious animals
Who’s going to tell him?
Nope.
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