Do you trust the Easter bunny 🐰?

Charliefretz329

Guru Age: 43

Where exactly do those eggs come from anyway? 😬

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Xper 7 Age: 35 , mho 48%

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Fuck the Easter bunny. He borrowed $20 and it's been six months now and every time I see him I'm like, "Hey yo peep... where's my $20," and he just hops away real fast.
Now I'm to the point of telling him through friends that I'm going to break his fucking legs with a fucking baseball bat, wrap a ziptie around his neck and stick him in a shallow grave, then go make friends with his wife about it... marry her, and also fuck his daughter.
All up in yo eggs... Bitch.

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BonzoInBitburg Follow
Yoda Age: 56 , mho 32%

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They've got a vicious streak a mile wide

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  BCRanger10
  
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  Time to bring out the Holy Hand Grenade then, isn't it?
  
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electromagnetic Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 36%

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I recently learned it’s from pagan mythology so now I’m even more concerned

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  It’s true
  
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dustybiker2 Follow
Guru Age: 47 , mho 34%

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This is like Easter at @sirderpsalot123 house

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Sounds exciting 😆
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  You were both invited and you stood me up
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Check your closet
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  lmfao
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Am I going to be shot with paintballs when I open it. I'm not wearing clothes at the moment lol you might have to stay in there for awhile
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Maybe… maybe not!
  
  Maybe I’m not wearing clothes either 😏
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Just a bunny 🐰 suit
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Only on gag 🙈🙉
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Hehehehehe
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Want to help me scare my girlfriend?
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Don't shoot her tho
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Sounds like fun 😆
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  🤣🤣
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  "Don't shoot her"... oh god
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  No promises 😆
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  @Miah04 we need some extra back-up •snort•
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Dusty and miah as backup
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Charlie doesn't stand a chance
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Sneaks out of closet via the attic
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  😈😈...
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Derp is naked, and possibly charlie too. I'm staying out this one😂
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Miah04 🙁
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Probably wise @miah04 😏 pp sensory overload
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Easter saved @miah04
  
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Apple1996 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 29

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I am the Easter bunny 🐇

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Omg 😱
  
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- Still-alive
  
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  *pets you*
  
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- Apple1996
  
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  @Still-alive I'd give you a golden egg🥚
  
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- handsomelad70
  
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  Hi, Ms. Bunny !!!(See you next year !!!)
  
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- handsomelad70
  
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  Q. What is a handsome older black man who delivers goodies to children for the late March/April Christian Holiday called?
  A. The Easter Brady !!!
  
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Daniela1982 Follow
Master Age: 37 , mho 54%

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Maybe they will wind up like this!

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 54

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No, he is in the tank for the democrats

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RavVid Follow
Master Age: 32

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It should an Easter hare not a rabbit as that was a symbol of the goddess Eastre.

Hares are nice but bunnies are mean and evil.

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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 32%

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first time I got food poisoning, was eggs... I just don't trust eggs right away

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FunkyMonkee Follow
Master Age: 58

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4K opinions shared on Other topic.

I'd sooner trust the Easter bunny than Joe Biden! At least the Easter bunny knows what's going on and will tell him where to go!!

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Wiredone Follow
Guru Age: 57

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Yeah I trust the Easter bunny. I am the Easter bunny and I bought the eggs from the store and dyed them myself

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handsomelad70 Follow
Yoda Age: 72

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434 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yes, because he isn't going to beat me up or shoot or stab me. (Well, he might in the good ol' Benighted States Of America !!!)

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Master Age: 41

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I would ask how a bunny lays eggs on a “holy” day without anything to do jeebus

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LavLavLuv Follow
Master Age: 26

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I don't know.. I’m just bunny, bunny bunbun

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Terrifyingly interesting
  
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Nikki1989 Follow
Mentor Age: 36

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I like bunnies.

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Master Age: 25

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I love bunnies in general

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Xper 7 Age: 25

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Rabbits are vicious animals

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Anonymous
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Who’s going to tell him?

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Dongie Follow
Guru Age: 63

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Nope.

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