Are you protecting your animals from the eclipse?

[purplepoppy]

Eclipses confuse animals and they go mad. Are you taking precautions to protect your pets?

[Anonymous]

When the moon began to obscure the sun, casting its shadow upon us, I sensed an imbalance in the olfactory realm. The eclipse, with its mysterious celestial energy, seemed to disrupt the very air we breathed. I feared that the delicate senses of my skunk, so accustomed to our world of potent aromas, might be overwhelmed by this sudden shift.

In a split second, I made a decision that only someone like me could comprehend. I strategically released a powerful fart, a carefully cultivated blend of fermented avocado, Limburger cheese, and a hint of rotten eggs. It was my own personal protective shield, a barrier of stench to counteract the eclipse's potential effects.

I know it may seem absurd to many, but for Stenchley, who looked decidedly worried as the daylight faded prematurely, it was a moment of aromatic camaraderie. A symphony of odors, enveloped him in a familiar embrace, ensuring that his own distinctive scent would remain undisturbed amidst the cosmic chaos. As the moon moved on and the sun reemerged, Stenchley and I emerged unscathed, our bond strengthened by yet another odiferous adventure.

[AviatorTom]

Our dog is staying inside... we're not in totality, only 80%

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy Per the eclipse map I was watching, you should have been just inside the outer edge of the sun's shadow, around 1900 GMT. Did you see anything?

[purplepoppy]

No, way too cloudy to see anything

[electromagnetic]

I’m staying inside.

niagara falls.

Not the best picture but Niagara Falls which is an hr drive from where I live declared a state of emergency because million of people will probably go there to watch it. I hope folks have eye insurance

[mandyfire98]

I sadly don't have any pets but I'd definitely protect their eyes. I'm currently using binoculars however.

[NathanDavis]

Larry Mandy for president!

[dustybiker2]

only the best

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[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy using your bra for protection? Nice

[Insecure2]

My pets do not care much about the eclipse as they spend their time in big acquatriums where IT is dim and humid.

[Iron_Man]

I saw the eclipse today with special sunglasses. It was awesome

[Siri137]

Are they that female American politician's horses, that crackpot Marjorie Green (or whatever her name is)?

[mstbooblover]

Lovely and funny picture with the horses and bras, be it for the sake of an eclipse or not. An excellent idea to recycle bras by the way ;0)

[Sevenpointfive]

do bras have uv protection? that should be a thing though with all the breast cancer

[strateguy632]

sweet!

[katiesmuff]

Ours was in the house and we didn't have much of an eclipse this far south.

[strateguy632]

i guess their instinct is "don't look."

[KostasKouvalis]

No one protected them before humans came into existence, so I think they'll be fine

[purplepoppy]

Exactly. Why do you think the dinosaurs really went extinct

[KostasKouvalis]

It was a meteor. I know. 'cuz I visited the impact site back in January

[strateguy632]

to kos, meteor, biden was eyewitness to it. j. k.

[Wiredone]

They are inside until I get home. They are safe

[RetroReviews]

Nope I don't have any animals to protect

[Nice222]

C cup eyeballs?

[matty1889]

do they have bras and panties? lmao 🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

It's not going to effect me here so I'm chillin

[MrZameer]

you are covering their eyes with your bras lmaooo

[goaded]

Don't be ridiculous. Those are $200 safety devices, I've seen them on Amazon.

[MrZameer]

safety devices for boobs 🤣🤣🤣

[OddBeMe]

Funny how lack of excited they were.

[dinojames22]

I'm sorry but that photo haha 😄

[Rosegoldenpot]

yes and the eclipse was totally overrated!