What would y'all do in this case?

[Oliverlogan263]

[molonski2]

If one of those guys just fell on me I'd be squashed , its kinda amazing in itself that they are above ground , they won't last long , no heart can pump though all that shit , buy a fly weight like myself two choices , 1. Run 2 . A Gun , you smash those dudes with a baseball bat , they ain't budging.

[Staximus]

Hahaha those guys are too fat and slow to fight me. I'm pretty sure I could fight all 3 at the same time and win, but I'm going to fight dirty. First guy to rush me is getting his knee kicked in sideways or backwards. If the other 2 want broken knees then they can have them, too.

[Nikki1989]

I would assume they have eaten far too many cheeseburgers.

[FunkyMonkee]

Throw a few hamburgers in their general direction, when the bend over to get them, kick them in the nuts.
Or, throw just one hamburger and watch them beat the shit out of each other over who gets it.

[DryGermanGuy]

Getting something in.50 caliber. 🤔

[Lynx122]

Challenge them to a race :D

[MemeSupreme]

disown my cousin

[Drumlin2001]

Call the police.

[TeraGER]

Police