If you had a remote with a button that worked on everyone, what would the button do?

[Anonymous]

Mine would be a explode button 😌

I can change the world with that

[StudyingAuthor]

lighting things on fire. The world would be so much better, and I won't be cold. I'd use it on my dad who doesn't give a shit ab me. It'd make me happy. (Not my step dad who I usually reference to as my dad bc he's been a better dad to me, he LITERALLY raised me for fucks sake.)

[Asker]

*Takes your button away* this is for your own good

[StudyingAuthor]

NOOOOOO!!! I didn't get to use it yet!

[Asker]

And you won't be able too lol

[StudyingAuthor]

Come onnnnnn, wtf is that for?

[Asker]

Cause I don't want to be lit on fire, you with a fire button is just wild

[StudyingAuthor]

nooooooooooo.

[Asker]

Lol.

[StudyingAuthor]

😤 *huffs in anger.*

[Asker]

All that huffin and puffin isn't gonna change my mind *pats head*

[StudyingAuthor]

Stop fuckin pattin my head! (I have a slight country accent by the way, g's don't exist.)

[Asker]

*pats head faster* you are substituting for someone else lol

So you sound country? 🤯

[StudyingAuthor]

I'm from kentucky. DUH. Not as thick as other places in kentucky, but it's slight.

[Asker]

I didn't expect it tbh, but that's kinda cool tho, I guess is cause I pictures a cowboy hat with the cowboy boots lol

[StudyingAuthor]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I always thought that was some texas shit.

[Asker]

So I guess we all out here making assumptions about others 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

yea.

[valentina4eva]

a happy button!! and i would make sure i avoid anyone with explody buttons😱😱

[Asker]

You chose a happy button I wouldn't see why anyone would wanna blow you up 😂

[valentina4eva]

okie whew!!😋😋

[Anonymous]

Well, since we're talking about having this available in the REAL world... I'd probably have that button fix/heal any health problems people were having (something pleasing to God). I've often fantasized that I could heal people.

[Asker]

That's quite a button, cool button bro

[andreasderjuengere]

Buttons are yesterday. Remotes are yesterday.

I'll wait for an app so that I can smear my finger across the screen to do all kinds of things to them.

As one example: make them lose their balance sense?

[Asker]

Lol but you can only choose one button, that's the rule

[andreasderjuengere]

I had thought of a 'one-for-all' function :)
But if I'm restricted to one, ...
perhaps...
the button that makes others drop their own remote?

[MemeSupreme]

i wanna talk to christopher walken

[Asker]

Who is that? 😂

[MemeSupreme]

there's no way you don't know who that is

aren't you referencing the movie click with this question lol

[Asker]

Nope, never heard of such a movie lol

[electromagnetic]

Auto walk away.

[Asker]

Nice button lol

[Jennz6]

A vibrating button

[Asker]

That's quite a button jen 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

Lol... Smart.

[SweetJoyGirl]

A silence button! 😌

[Jennz6]

@sweetjoygirl who would you silence?

[Asker]

Now that's evil lol

[Agape93]

Kill em all