You're standing at the top of a flight of stairs in your home and you discover you're about to fall forwards down the stairs. What do you do?

[FunkyMonkee]

[NathanDavis]

IF... you have time to asses and think/react about it

roll up/around, protect your head...

truth is... most of the times I just tried to jump off... all the way down, did that a couple of times, lmao

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Grab the walls from both sides, bend the knees slightly. Shift weight on front foot from balls of the feet to the heel with toes pointed up to prepare for what I like to call stair surfing.

[Ms_Facesitter]

I pivot my foot, lower myself and turn around to grab something.

[Caroline91]

Tuck and roll?

[Dongie]

All the way down. 😅

[Caroline91]

@Dongie Yep. That’s my plan.

[Dongie]

🤪👍🪂

[Grond21]

🏀🏀🏀

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPmk8KF-Fk

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Starfish fall UP stairs!

[FunkyMonkee]

And, you know this because...

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee I am a mermaid and starfish are my friends.

[FunkyMonkee]

They only let you THINK they are so you'll be more likely to let them suck on your tits!

[Grond21]

🤣😂 It's running up the stairs to grab on and save you!

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee It's after you, not me!! It loves really tall guys on drums...

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Ya liked that one, huh?

[Grond21]

Haha, I did. I always do!

[Caroline91]

I once fell down the stairs and into a relationship...

[Grond21]

... with two starfish

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 OMG! Aren't you the clever one?

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 And goodness knows, a lady needs a PAIR of starfish... ideally matching her shoes!

[Dongie]

@Caroline91 ain't we the popular one
😙

[Grond21]

@Caroline91😉😁😁😁 She does! Pretty red starfish, with a sizable appetite

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 How did you know I love red shoes? But, I'm sending those hungry little suckers OUT for lunch!!

[Grond21]

Educated guess 😁

I pity the poor woman who isn't expecting them. Let's hope she's at least wearing red shoes

[Caroline91]

@Dongie 😉

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 I'll lend her a pair of red stilettos

[Dongie]

I hear thee.

[Grond21]

She will be in for the surprise of her life

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Wouldn't you love to have a picture of her face?

[Caroline91]

@Dongie...🫶🏻

[Dongie]

What's the deal

[Dongie]

It wouldn't let me reply. Said I already did. So has everybody else. Shitfucck.

In answer to @Caroline91, 🤪🥹😱

[Grond21]

@Caroline91 Yes! I can just see the expression! Shock and... happiness.

From the free stilletos of course

[Dongie]

Naturally

[Dongie]

Red ones with red and black lace garters and stockings wrapped in long legs.

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Ohhh, you are soooo baaaad!

[Dongie]

Yes ma'am

[FunkyMonkee]

Then, why are they always stuck on your tits?

[Grond21]

I'm not bad! It's the starfish who are bad...

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 I swear I'm gonna sell those bad starfish at my next garage sale!

[Grond21]

Just make sure you sell the red stilettos along with them

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Oh, no no no no... those are my best going-out-fancy shoes and a certain guy would not be happy if I didn't have them on my cute little tootsies...

[Grond21]

But they are a matching set! You can't leave the starfish all alone!

They'll go hungry

[FunkyMonkee]

That's right, baby! Better red than dead.

[Grond21]

Grab the wall and railing and then step down

[FunkyMonkee]

That's what I'd do. The walls are only about 3' or 4' feet apart and I can easily reach the ceiling above the stairs so, I'd put out one or both hands to use the ceiling to stop me or put one hand on each wall to stop me.

[Grond21]

Exactly. I've done it many times

[Caroline91]

@Grond21 Many times? You go 'round falling down stairs routinely? lol

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Maybe he falls UP stairs.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 When we were kids, we used to intentionally tumble down stairs in slow motion.

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee I bet your were all knees and elbows.!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 And feets.

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee BIG feets!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 16EEE, darlin'!
See this guy? That's how tall I am.
www.youtube.com/watch

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee Look! See! You DO have my IT... Now, Where is my Thing?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 That's my other hand.

[juliammm]

I wake up

[FunkyMonkee]

Somnambulist!
https://youtu.be/Lbkl97FJITQ?si=mNnNgh89Fqr5cqXa

[juliammm]

bad dream

[FunkyMonkee]

I see.

[Dongie]

Hey FM, check this...

[Dongie]

https://youtu.be/Y9_fY71RMH0?si=OktiDlaYkhsweNAt

[Dongie]

@FunkyMonkee

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie I remember that one.

[Dongie]

It's a great song!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie Yes, it is.

[Dongie]

@Nicki1989, you nailed it

[Dongie]

Grab the railing.
Fall flat.
Run down them.

[Caroline91]

@dongie Pick one, Dongie! I'm stickin' with the ole tuck n roll...

[Dongie]

🤪😅🤣