Do you have skid marks inside your undies by the end of a long day?

[Anonymous]

Skid marks + shit stains

be honest now

[Makeushiver]

They actually make products to help ameliorate those issues. Toilet paper dies a pretty good job nbut better yet are bidets - which you show off to all of the cosmopolitan chicks you'll meet from using these sophisticated European inventions. Alternatively, using non-white underwear. Try to match the color to whatever the closest to your daily fecal output looks like and you can probably get a few weeks and then change into new ones. My experience with women has been that few are impressed but skid marks. Now if you really have balls, keep the tighty whiities. keep all habits the same but instead of washing your underwear get an expensive frame for them. Get about 6-7 of some really nasty ones in frames and claim it is expensive modern art. If you add that you studied under Robert Mapplethorpe, famous from his paintings of fist-fucking. If you make any serious money from selling your art, I think you should remember where the idea originated

[abc3643]

No.
I stopped wiping my ass unless I have to.
Basically, each morning after I ride the pot and give birth, I take a shower and blast my asshole like a super-bidet. It's pristine after that. And I will do that after every shit since I work from home and my wife is out of town. I've saved a, pardon the pun, shitload on toilet paper and furthermore, with no TP being flushed down the toilet, it helps my septic system that I had to 21 k$ for 3 years ago!

[Apple1996]

Nah I clean myself well enough so that's not a issue

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

No because I know how to wash my own ass

[DrPepper12]

No. I wipe myself even when I just go to the bathroom to urinate. I have a bidet at home. After the bidet I dry and blot WELL with high quality hospital grade cleaning wipes. No. I've never had skid marks. That's disgusting and for little boys in training underwear.

[convo_king89]

No, even when I wear white briefs. I just wipe in all the book and crannies. It makes me wonder why we only use T. P especially after a soft thick shit which feels like it needs something wet to clean it fully. Something like water from a bidet or wipes.

[nolabels]

What undies?

Nah, I keep my bunghole nice and clean.

[Fireguy17]

nope, The job is not done until the paperwork is through.

[exitseven]

when I wore whitey tighties I did but i wear boxers now so no.

[paledreams]

I imagine it's a issue only for unfit people who can't reach around there properly lol 🚽🪠

[Anonymous]

Literally never. You either aren't wiping right, or you have some IBS type situation going.

[Alex-Snow]

I have at times. Time to throw them in the wash and take a shower

[Anonymous]

No, I never do

[paledreams]

Keeping things clean and sanitary and able to reach around back there properly - 💯 percent - some people are probably those who respectfully cannot physically reach behind their own girth or width of their body shapes - is my hunch

[Anonymous]

Yuck 🤮

[paledreams]

There is a phrase I'll rewrite as "some do have them" to avoid copyright infringements ©️

[LiamJHayden]

Nope

[jahaims]

No lol

[Anonymous]

Nope.