When a person keeps forcing themselves to keep burping and farting non-stop do you think it's more funny or more gross?

[Anonymous]

I have a friend like this. He'll literally keep forcing himself to burp and fart non-stop for like an entire hour or two straight. At first I thought it was somewhat funny, but the more he did it the more and more pissed off I began to gradually get.

And to top things off, he often keeps going until he literally ends up puking all over the place (burps) or completely shitting himself (farts). And it's nasty as hell but he finds it funny. He finds it funny to gross out me and the entire friend group.

During this time he also says anything and everything purely in burp talk. Like he'll say words and sentences entirely in burps.

He himself admitted that he doesn't have any sort of medical problem or anything, that the doctors said there was nothing wrong, and that he keeps forcing it because he thinks it's funny.

I was wondering if anyone else besides him finds this sort of thing funny.

In a general sense I find burps and farts pretty funny, but he takes it way too fucking far.

TL;DR While in general I find burps and farts funny, forcing yourself to do it non-stop is taking it way too fucking far in my opinion. I have a friend who does this and it's really fucking annoying.

[Flower7]

That's disgusting and also very rude. It shows a lack of consideration for the people who are nearby. I think you should stop hanging out with this guy. Kick him out of the friend group if he won't stop doing this. He seems to be ruining everyone's good time, especially once he got to the point of vomiting or pooping in front of you. That definitely should have been the last straw.

[Asker]

I agree, it is disgusting, rude, and very inconsiderate!

And ah yeah. Me and the entire friend group have had many, many conversations about whether to keep him in or kick him out. We partly feel sorry for him because he seems more socially awkward than intentionally malicious. But at the same time at this point we're more than sick of his bullshit!

We're debating on whether to kick him out right away or to give him exactly ONE more chance to stop. Either way, the result will probably be the same anyway knowing that even when he promises not to do something he ends up doing it anyway, and that we've literally given him like a thousand chances at this point. So might as well just fast forward and kick him out now anyway.

And yup... it's definitely the last straw alright. There's zero excuse at this point in time.

[Flower7]

Don't feel too bad about kicking him out. Maybe he needs to learn a lesson about how to act in public and that there can be consequences for inappropriate behavior. I mean, how is he even going to get a job or anything with no people skills? You're not at fault here.

[DrPepper12]

WTF? Does he have a bib & hi-chair too? Tell him to grow up. I'll bet the ladies love him...🙄

[Asker]

LOL. Bib and hi-chair! I gotta remember to tell this to him! Hopefully to knock some sense into him out of the sheer embarrassment he'll feel.

And yeah, he has no luck with the ladies... no mystery there, LOL.

[LiamJHayden]

It's funny - if you are a nine-year-old boy. Otherwise it is stupid.

[Asker]

LOL. So true! If he were 9 it would've been funny, but since he never matured past the age of 9 it's extremely concerning.

[Abbycado]

That is so gross.

[Asker]

Tell me about it... it's like he never matured past the age of 5 or so.

[Reddreams]

Exactly what an American would do.

[Asker]

I mean you're not wrong, lol.

[Wise4myage]

Most people find it gross.

[Asker]

Yeah, including me, lol.

[exitseven]

Too funny

[Asker]

Ah, well different sense of humors I guess lol