Is there anything you want to vent about?

[Anonymous]

Just keep it respectful and feel free to go anon, I don't currently have anything to ask so until I come up with another stupid question. 🙂👂🏽

[WhiteSteve]

Mannnnnn, they’re jerkin’ me for stats over here😒😒😒

In hockey, when a goal is scored, the last one to two guys to touch the puck before the goal scorer (without giving possession up to the other team) get credited with an assist.

I had a sweet no-look DIME to open man in the slot, my teammate who’s like 23 and recently played college hockey was right there to get it, baited the goalie, then passed to a third teammate for the goal. It went 1-2-3, just like that…

I’m #11, green jersey, white helmet

That’s a secondary assist for me any way you slice it. But they didn’t give it to me🤬, only the college player got an assist. What the fuck, man?

Don't they realize my future career as a hockey player is riding on this? Don’t they care about the NHL scouts watching us?

I’m kidding of course…. almost all of us suck balls at hockey and are too old to go anywhere with it even if we didn’t, and not a soul is looking at the stats outside of the league😂

I was just about to vent about something small stuck in a weird spot on the front of my lower gums that wasn’t coming out with flossing or brushing, and it was irritating the hell out of me. But before I started typing I finally got it after just keeping my toothbrush on it for like 30 seconds, so I didn’t have anything left to complain about, lmao, so I just went with this

[exitseven]

I don't see how you can even get out of bed in the morning. 😎😎😎😎

[WhiteSteve]

@exitseven it sounds like a door opening in a haunted house lmao

[exitseven]

@WhiteSteve 😎😎😎😎

[Wallythewalrus2]

My dad asks me to go to Dr appointments with him, so I can listen and explain things to him but the prick spends the whole time rolling his eyes at me, sighing loudly when I ask questions or correct wrong information he gives them, then tells me I'm wrong, later on, when I tell him what they said he should be doing (taking medication differently, charting his weight and heart rate daily...) I think he's trying to drive me fucking CRAZY! It's fresh on my mind, because it just happened today.

[Asker]

Search it and show him, can't deny Google lol

[midnightmoon05]

Not much to vent about. Not my personality. Life is good. Cars are good. Kids are good. I’m healthy so far so good. Take care of my self and my family.. doing my job… enjoying life.. something like that…

oh I have to see a new surgeon… my old surgeon who did my surgery no longer do what he used to do.. that’s all the info I got… so let see what the new surgeon says about my foot.

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol I tried getting back into the dating scene and oh boy it’s been hard to connect and it’s a little grotesque how some guys expect to hookup right away or me to send nudes. I’m celibate and not opposed to being intimate with the right person but it’s just weird how awkward it’s been.

[Asker]

It's best to not be reckless physically and emotionally, being careful is surely a good example for your children and if you have a daughter, the effects might be stronger, that's what's up, there's no need to rush, I would understand if someone wants children but it seems you've already accomplished that part of life, now you should focus on finding someone that you can click with, my best wishes to you on that momma duck.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Yeah and I feel the same way lol it’s just been so weird. I miss the romance of meeting someone the old way and connecting as friends then something more.

[Asker]

If it makes you feel better to people my age dating has always been fuckity fuck fuck so what you described is just a fairytale and at least you've experienced it, people don't go through all that effort anymore and its sad, but one day ill experience it and you'll experience it again, I'm hopeful for both of us ha

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Maybe you guys should date each other 😂

[Asker]

In another lifetime perhaps

And when are you gonna bring back the crumble bee 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It flew away

[Asker]

Why?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You scared it? 😱

[Asker]

That's not possible

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You told it boo and it flew.

[Asker]

🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You just like big foreheads, weirdo. 😂

[Asker]

What? How the hell does this come to the topic of foreheads? We are talking about a bee filter, not megamind 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You would date a girl with a 5head don't lie.

[Asker]

Perhaps, cause I'm not shallow to insult people's heads, besides, if you know megamind, there's one good brain in that 5head, whatever you are thinking she already knows, if Im hungry she will know, if the baby is about to cry, she will know, benefits that aren't on paper 🤷🏽

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Okay I'm shallow. 😌

[Asker]

Glad we all learned something today 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I'm too shallow so I won't settle?

[Asker]

You said it not me

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Thanks. 😊

[Asker]

It's my duty to help *vows*

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I'm actually not shallow. I'm actually a really sweet person but people on GAG probably think the opposite since I joke too much. I don't take the internet seriously. 😅

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That's why I don't even post a Pic cos I don't see the point

[Asker]

I was just trolling, why oh why must you take things so seriously, titanic got you that moody? 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

No I'm just explaining myself. It seems like I have to do that a lot. 🥺

[Asker]

Don't put that carita de yo no fui 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Pues no

[Asker]

No que

[MemeSupreme]

i can't SLEEEEEEPPP

AND this song is STUCK in my head which isn't helping

https://www.youtube.com/embed/68ugkg9RePc

[Asker]

Lol.

[strateguy632]

This is hard. Read til eyes tired

[Simslover92]

Let's see here:

My family member just passed
The love of my life broke up with me two months ago
I may not have a place to stay in about a month or so

[Asker]

I see *sits and puts glasses on that I don't need* so tell me, let's think what options do you have? 🤔

Let's start with the home one, you got any family?

[Simslover92]

Yes but its a full house there

[Simslover92]

No room for me

[Asker]

What about friends?

[Simslover92]

Nope. My only other friend is my ex. I currently live with my best friend but we won't be able to live together any longer. She has to go back home.

[Asker]

So what's your personal plan? What was your plan A?

[Simslover92]

I have no idea right now. I have about a few weeks to figure it out.

[Asker]

Maybe you can rent out a mobile home or trailer until you get back on your feet

[Simslover92]

Perhaps. Not sure if I can afford it but I shall see

[Asker]

To rent maybe it not that expensive

[Simslover92]

Oh ok then I will consider it.

[Abbycado]

Oh yeah. Talking to the sweetest girl and trying to be supportive of her.

She may have been raped. I want to 🤬

This isn’t some wild, off the wall story. I can feel the pain. The heartache.

[elaphe]

I'm really sorry to hear this. I have been in a similar situation.

[Asker]

I've spoken to a handful of rape victims as well, I think the best way to make them feel safe is to not show any aggressive anger even, also don't say what you'd do to the rapist if you saw em, this advice is more for dudes if they find themselves around a rape victim, but maybe it's helpful in its own ways.

[Abbycado]

I’m just listening and being supportive of her.

[Asker]

That's what's up

[Abbycado]

You bet and good on you for doing in the past too. Can’t imagine dealing with it, let alone talking to a near stranger.

We need more people like us around to listen. I’m a twat but not when it comes to this.

[Asker]

Some things in life just make me trigger happy, this is one of those things, I still don't consider myself a good person tho, I'm trying tho.

[Asker]

- tho, too many thos

[Abbycado]

You’re a good dude in my book. Always cool.

[Abbycado]

We can all be better, no doubt.

[Asker]

Thanks I appreciate that, and if you were an actual avocado you'd be ripe when it comes to being good 🙂👍🏽

[Abbycado]

🙂💜

[RowdyYates]

I bought a box of Raisin Bran. Two scoops my ass! I got one fucking raisin! I was fit to be tied. I called the toll free number and was ready to throw down!

But that manipulative Raisin Bran bitch had me laughing so hard, that it was worth just one raisin.

"Oh my God! I'm so sorry you had to experience this. I can only imagine what you must be going through..."

She sent me a big pile of Kellogg's coupons, and I gave them to a single mom.

[NotTacocaT6969]

My boyfriend is losing physical attraction to me because I’m losing weight.


He wants me to be obese and that’s not what I want at all.


I can’t even.

[Asker]

As I received this notification I was was replying to your question but Ill just answer it here, don't gain weight for him, because with weight gain theirs still health at risk and your health isn't a good sacrifice for his sexual fetishes.

[NotTacocaT6969]

Thank you.

I’m not going to gain weight for him, but I’m terrified it will mean the end of this relationship by ways of him cheating.

[Asker]

Look at it from a third perspective, if he makes that mistake then he wasn't the person you probably thought he was and your weight was the only thing holding that relationship together.

[NotTacocaT6969]

You’re right about that for sure.

[DrPepper12]

Yeah. Former teacher and I hated Watching parents blame each other when it's the kid who didn't do what they were told. Why dump the responsibility and vitriol on your partner instead of the kid? MAKE THE CHILD take ownership of the fuck up!! You'll be teaching a HELLUVA lot more than studying or homework!!

I hate to see them wreck each other, the kid learns manipulation and irresponsiblity, the parents have a ever growing wedge now that the kid knows the game.

[exitseven]

I have been fighting a cold for almost 3 weeks. My chest hurts from coughing and my nose runs like a faucet.

[Asker]

Sounds like rona vibes ngl

[strateguy632]

It gets worse after age 50.
Use nose spray for clog, it also stop watery. Or thick.
Try expectorant it might help clough less but if not
Ask doc if codiene is okay for you.

[strateguy632]

I was looking at a map google map, good service so they can spy on my every move.

As i am figgern out where to go. this "helpful guy" askd where are you goin.

He n distracted me.

So i ask him n ask more til i finally figr the map. ..

Then i say "wrong i turn left"

I wave the phone map.

dont mislead people if you don't know.

[SixFootSexy]

The Fed is ruining the lives of billions of people around the world, for a power trip off fake money and fake values. Nothing we can do about it as the average person, except the quality of life goes down for everyone who isn't already wealthy.

[SaoirseS]

There's no point going anon, you'll just guess who I am anyway.

[Asker]

Chubby cheeks?

[SaoirseS]

No. Just one more try before I deanonymize lol.

[Asker]

You can deanonymize? Just do it or give me a hint for the last guess lol

[SaoirseS]

Same mod level as Nathan. We’ve interacted only a couple times.

[Asker]

Only a couple times 🤔

My confidence in guessing has just dropped tremendously 😂

[SaoirseS]

I have an Irish name hardly anyone can pronounce.

[Asker]

This is a lose lose situation cause even if I knew I wouldn't be able to pronounce it to confirm my answer, did I have a nickname for you?

[SaoirseS]

Not that I know of. Here ya go.

[Asker]

I was never gonna guess, I wouldn't expect you to troll me 😆

[SaoirseS]

I wouldn’t expect you to have an asker’s block either 😀

[Asker]

What do you mean? 🤔

[SaoirseS]

I can usually count on you to come up with something 😀

[Asker]

I think you are speaking mod language here cause I'm not getting what you mean 😂

[SaoirseS]

No, not mod speak, just referring to your post since it says essentially you weren’t able to come up with anything.

[Asker]

Oh yea even when I have nothing I can make it look like I got something, a hidden talent I suppose, I guess I can sell dirt if I really applied myself 💀

[SaoirseS]

That’s a good talent to have on here 😀

[Asker]

Thanks, so you've been mysterious anon this whole time? 😆

[SaoirseS]

No, wasn’t me.

[Asker]

So I have more than one two discover, great 🙃

So you aren't the one that calls me mori? Lol

[SaoirseS]

No, I only go anon if the asker is anon. I’ve only called you Chico.

[Asker]

But I'm not anon, I don't use anon lol

So there's two anons, plot twist.

I didn't know you were Irish tho

[NathanDavis]

I'm good lol...

I'll just watch @prettycrumblbb rant...

[Asker]

So you are a stalker, why not just announce it on Live TV

[NathanDavis]

that's not how stalking works... lol

[Asker]

Nice finesse

[NathanDavis]

don't you have to be stealthy for that... lol

[Asker]

Not if you are a bad stalker

[NathanDavis]

if I am going to do something... I'll do it right, no half-assed efforts here

[Asker]

Way to go stalker

[NathanDavis]

aren't you the one always guessing who the anons are... lmao

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I always reveal myself to him

[NathanDavis]

🙈🙉🙊

[Asker]

If I was a stalker I'd know who they are, don't be dumb 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

He is dumb

[Asker]

Apparently he's a monkey too from what I'm seeing here

[NathanDavis]

you two make a cute couple... lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

We're cousins!

[Asker]

That's probably the nicest form of rejection I've ever had 😂

Ever seen those memes that say, the worst she can say is no, there's another for the books 😂😂

[NathanDavis]

[Asker]

Lmao did they actually have this?

[NathanDavis]

no... I made it on the spot, lol

[Asker]

Having a meme maker is wild 💀

[NathanDavis]

it takes four seconds... lol

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

[PrettyCrumblBb]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zgek

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[NathanDavis]

[Asker]

You just dug out graves, crumble don't wanna see my creativity put to use tho so she better watch her memes 😂

[NathanDavis]

I want to see it... lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Do it chico! 😀

[Asker]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zh7n

[Asker]

This is just an appetizer 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You're just mad cos I rejected u

[Asker]

Nah you are far too judgmental for my taste, last thing I want is to be lectured when i grab a paper towel instead of a napkin 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Thanks chico 😌 that actually made me feel better

[NathanDavis]

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Who's kids?

[Asker]

Hold up I'ma get Nathan too, I'ma make one lmao

[Asker]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zhz9

[PrettyCrumblBb]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zi1t

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[Asker]

Okay that's pretty funny, gotta practice my charm if I ever gotta use it to get myself out of a situation 😂

[Asker]

I got another for you crumble, since you wanna get slick 😂

[NathanDavis]

you two are a riot...

[Asker]

https://imgflip.com/i/95ziib

[Asker]

This one might piss her off 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I've never asked a guy out.

[Asker]

I know it's just jokes, I knew she was gonna take it seriously, she always does 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Sometimes I think you're serious cos I think u might think I'm ugly. That's why.

[Asker]

None of this was suppose to be taken seriously, the whole point of memes is humor, and I can say you are one of the the only people i know how to piss off, you aren't ugly (from what i can remember) you are always too serious tho, is it cause I used megamind ugly ass for the meme cause I don't know how you led to that assumption 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Chico it's always easy to gaslight your ass 😂😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I'm not pissed off lol I told you I don't take the internet seriously. It's called gaslighting 😂

[Asker]

So taking advantage of my kindness is your way to thank me for being a kind soul to you, I see how it is 😂

[Asker]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zjx0

[PrettyCrumblBb]

♥️♥️

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[Asker]

https://imgflip.com/i/95zkjj

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You wish 😂😂😂

[Asker]

Thanks for the compliment, I didn't think you thought so highly of me 😌

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You are no where near a fboi

[Asker]

Of course not, cause I don't want to be one 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Sure 😂😂😂

[Asker]

I could've been drowning in money from all them sugar momma opportunities what you mean 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That's not an fboi

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That's a sugar baby

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Why would anyone wanna buy u something though? 🤔

[Asker]

Getting money and pussy, sounds better than just free pussy if I were to use my common sense 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You do realize sugar mommas are 70 year olds women who are rich... you're gonna get dry pussy 💀

[Asker]

Not in Miami 😂

The ones that offered were like in their 30s max 💀

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah Kylie's Jenners are hitting you up..💀 keep dreaming

[Asker]

At this point this is just denial 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yes you are

[Asker]

The less you believe the better I guess 🤷🏽

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Maybe they are bots?

[Asker]

With skin? Like robots?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah.

[Asker]

They didn't sound like robots but I guess there's always a possibility even if it's small 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It's huge chico

[Asker]

So what do I do, pour water on them?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Just marry them at this point

[Asker]

Way to make things weird

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Oh did I offend you? 🤔

[Asker]

Pff no, I just don't know where this Convo is going 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Up yo butt

[Asker]

More like up yours

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'm sorry, I don't believe these people who claim to live a perfect life.

[Asker]

Me neither lol

[12karen]

I have a hidden talents but damn I can't find it, I'm still trying to look for it lol

Nothing to vent actually tbh

[Asker]

Pretty obvious considering you are talking about hidden talents 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I don't have anything to say. I'll just read everybody's rants.

[Asker]

You never have anything to say, there's no way your life is that perfect 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It is though. That's way everyone on GAG hates me

[PrettyCrumblBb]

*why

[Asker]

I don't believe it lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

They do hate me.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Ok I have something to rant about. My fam is watching the Titanic and the Titanic is the most cringey movie on Earth. Arrrgghhh!!!

[Asker]

I don't doubt that they hate you, you can be highly judgmental lol

And I guess something is something, how many times do y'all watch Titanic?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

They hate me cos I'm pretty.

It's not an on going thing. It was just on.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Jack is a hobo and Rose lets him drown. And the Fabrizio guy was better than Jack and so was the "bad" guy. He wasn't even bad. He was mad at Rose cos she cheated on him with a hobo.

[Asker]

How would that even be possible if nobody knows what you look like, that is a big leap in assumptions there 😂

Sounds like you've seen it one too many times, that can explain your frustration lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Some people have seen me actually.

I've only watched it once. I just hate that movie. It sucks.

[Asker]

The people that hate you?

I guess turning a real life tragedy into a romance wasn't a good idea

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yup.

Nah I don't like it cos it's a crappy movie.

[Asker]

Good talk crumble 💀

[PrettyCrumblBb]

🖕🏻

[Asker]

Very godly of you (sarcasm) 😏

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I meant to put 👍🏻

[Asker]

Mhm that's what I thought 😌

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Put if the shoe fits 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

What 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Your shoes, sir. 👟👟

[Asker]

Those actually look pretty fire ngl

[PrettyCrumblBb]

They're white like u

[Asker]

You still with that? 😂

It's not my fault you are outdated on my face

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Have you gotten any weirdos messaging you "baby where is the other half of your pretty face"?

This is why I don't post pictures. 😔

[Asker]

Nope, just someone compliment me, but I don't think this place is crowded enough to have those creeps crawling around still lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Oh okay you get regular compliments good for u. I get weirdos getting mad for not posting more pictures and they act as if I post my pic for them. Tsk tsk

[Asker]

Lmao I think if you are hiding yourself because of them, who is really losing there

[PrettyCrumblBb]

They are because they don't get to see my beautiful face 😀

[Asker]

Those pigs would replace your pretty face with another pretty face tho

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You're right, cousin, you're right.

[Asker]

That's why our family says I'm the smarter cousin 😌

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I agree 😌

[Asker]

😌😌

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

aaaaaAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAAAA

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Yeah, the men on GAG specifically in their 30's 40's, 50's and plus are effing stupid beyond belief.

Social media isn't a damn relection of the norm of society but these dumbasses believe so.

[Staximus]

Yeah, tweakers. I hate those motherfuckers