Did you know a hippo just a fat rhino?

[purplepoppy]

Today I learned when a rhino gets to a certain age it loses its horn and puts on so much weight it needs to be in water for support, we then call them hippos. It's amazing what you learn online.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

Let's get one thing straight (or should I say, ahem, straightened out?)—a hippo isn't just a fat rhino, it's a RHINO-SEXUAL TRANSFORMATION! Just like this lovely creature, I too am going through a transformation, except I need a skilled surgeon to drop my horn. My big ol' cock will soon be a thing of the past, and a brand new vagina will be the star of my show!

And let's not forget that in 2025 those dead, cisgendered white dudes in the Oval Office will be gone, baby, gone! Imagine a world where George Washington loses his horn to become Gina Washington. It's a transexual ex-president utopia I'm fighting for!

[Gym_Bro]

@Francine_Roosevelt

Nearly a year after https://gematriaeffect. news/henry-kissinger-legacy-writeup-from-his-own-site-after-his-november-29-2023-death-shaper-of-post-world-war-order/

And now I came up with "@Henry_FistingGerm" which can be interpreted as the microbes collected by fisting or the shortened slur for germans. We should revive BBC club some time. When's the date?

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@Gym_Bro BBC? Do you mean big black cock or the Billionaire Buttfucker club? You know I have an aversion to anything that swings between the legs.

[mandyfire98]

So rhinos after a certain age are no longer horny? Seems about right.

[Lliam]

Hippos are most closely related to pigs, whales, and dolphins. Rhinos are most closely related to horses, tapirs, and zebras.

Hippos and whales share a common ancestor that lived about 55 million years ago. The rhinoceros family diverged from the tapir family about 55-60 million years ago.

[Keyboardkat]

Nope, it isn't. They are two different species. Hippos spend a lot of time in water, which helps hold them up. Rhinos are tough carnivorous land animals. They don't even look the same. I don't understand how you can make that statement.

[Shiprex]

Best thing about Hippos is that in spite of being plant eaters they are still the most bad assed fukrs in the animal kingdom because they'll want to kill you and NOT eat you, yeah, just want to fuk you up badly.
Plant based predators

[AviatorTom]

That info is on the Internet so it must be true. 😉

Little-known trivia fact... Rhinos are he/she pronouns while hippos are they pronoun... because they're fat.

[goaded]

What do you want for Christmas?

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[Cat67]

WoW Poppy U 🤯 💥 BOOM amazing God I love your questions no I did not know that. Online yes but don't forget I'm sure those animal shows said that $1,050 times but no I didn't know that . Now I learned something different

[Paul_in_Indy]

I’ve heard that Viagra and a gym membership (usually paired with a new convertible) can reverse the process.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like this news story originally aired on Fox.

[Anonymous]

this is what happens when you spend all day in leftist echo chambers listening to mainstream liberal fake news media

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Incredibly not credible photograph as well, gracias !

[NewWaves]

Lol. I mean do you even ever see baby hippos?
I'm convinced they're just dwarf rhinos

[exitseven]

Yes, and a Rhino is just a fat Unicorn.

[Dargil]

Hippos are cousins of whales that have legs

[Anonymous]

Lol, right, and Elephant is just a giant pig with a very long snout :P

[Crimsyjo]

Hahaha! No. Not true. But funny lol

[douride2]

Well if you read online it must be true eh.

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy

fake news 🤣

[Delia2005]

First time learning it.

[Smashingdoozy]

Lmao imagine

[Red_Arrow]

Nice story.

[Iron_Man]

Yes I did