What is the cheapest and least maintenance pet that doesn't live in water?

[Anonymous]

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

A man, of the stoic type. Buddhist, or nihilist type, may also satisfy your requirements. However, nihilists are known for having a lower life expectancy. Buddhists may take more time to degrade.

[Garud]

Indian street dogs= no hair cutting, no too much hair shedding, no special food- cheap bread with egg works for them, can live peacefully in your home or lawn, doesn't need special clothes, normal bath soap is more than enough for the bath

[Astarlessnightsky]

A common Snake? Needs food only twice to thrice a month. Sits on a rock under the light half the day, and looks cute when it sticks the tongue out.

[andreasderjuengere]

Spiders?

Teddy bears?

The neighbour's dog?

A can of sardines (in oil)?

A dead fish (in water, but not LIVING there)

A moose head on the wall?

[Nikki1989]

A turtle, maybe.

[Asker]

It lives in water

[malarkey]

house flies...

[DryGermanGuy]

Rats, mice, hamsters.

[Agape93]

Barn cat

[talentedclock]

pet rock

[HelpfulWoman]

cuddly toys