Doesn't face sitting hurt?

[Anonymous]

This is a legit question, I hear people talking about women sitting on their faces and I can never understand how they enjoy it, all I can picture is their head getting a huge amount of pressure from the woman using that mfs face as a chair, it must give headaches.

[WhiteSteve]

Lmaooooo, it’s not quite like that but that’s a funny visual idea😝

In my experience it’s more like kneeling OVER my face, it’s not just her full body weight on your head. That’s a bad motherfucker that can still get the job done while being full-on smothered.

Like anything, there are different variations and angles and all that, but at least what I’m familiar with, it’s more like “straddling” than it is “sitting on.” Kind of a figure of speech…. but I guess also kind of not, haha. I mean, as the guy, you’re definitely pretty pinned😂 I think I’m much more used to the “regular” way, I don’t think I’ve done a ton of being of face-sat upon, personally

[Asker]

So they don't like cannon ball booty slam on your shit? 😂

[WhiteSteve]

Lmfao, I’d never put anything past anybody tbh. Tough to put in that kind of work with a nosebleed, or while being suffocated, though😂…. but what a way to go out, I guess😝

[Dongie]

Eeh, sounds like a stinkin' situation to be in for one of'em.

[Asker]

Lmao.

[IslaTheWitch]

no idea... never tried... never needed one lol

but there is a saying in Polish

it must hurt if you want to be beautiful :D

[Asker]

Yea here there's a saying "beauty hurts" but getting my face squashed like a melon won't make my face look any better 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

There's definitely a variant here too: "You must suffer to be beautiful", this saying is most of the time gendered though

[douride2]

I have never done it but I imagine it would hurt.

[Asker]

Exactly, I don't get it

[MikeRJ]

I certainly don't understand it. Plus, how does one breathe?

[Asker]

Exactly they are just there sufficating, or drowning, depends on stuff I guess 😂

[Miah06]

Eww. Christopher!!

[Asker]

I know your boney ass is gonna give the MF a migraine 😂

[Miah06]

I do not have a boney butt. It's actually big for my size

[Asker]

Okay fine I believe you 😂🦴🦴🦴

[Miah06]

*Gets a 300lbs man with a hairy butt to sit on your face*

[Asker]

Disappears by just fading away illogically before you get back from finding dude*

[Miah06]

Why does all your arguments contain some illogical come back🤣

[Asker]

Cause I've made it clear, I can't lose, Im just better than you like that 😌

[Miah06]

That makes no sense. You lose all the time

[Asker]

Exactly it doesn't make sense, losing for me doesn't make sense, you are correct

[Miah06]

No. You are confused

[Asker]

Nah application denied

[Miah06]

See. So confused. You think i applied to something

[Asker]

You applied to see if I cared enough to accept your opinion and the application was denied 😇

[Miah06]

No i didn't

[beefcakebradybatson]

Who wants a fat broad sitting on their face !!!

[CubaPirate]

Try it and find out for yourself

[Asker]

Or someone can answer lol