You walk into a dark room and suddenly see a bunch of cats charging there laser eyes ready to zap you, what do you do?

[Still-alive]

charging. Fire at will!

[Rosexøxø]

now the options are as follows and if I can get ahold of them:

a) spritz a spray bottle of water on them or throw any water nearby to cause a scatter and run lol

b) play Egyptian music on my phone so they know I come in peace

c) go back out the door from which I came but keep eye contact and back out slowly, to prevent a stir

Either of these prior options

OR

a) make baby cat meow noises to appeal to their better nature

b) lay and roll over like a doggo 😆 (but probably not)

or

c) shout a dog is coming!

[Rosexøxø]

Then there is always option d and e- bark like a big dog or use a cat laser and aim it away from me just enough to make a clean break or harness the power of the cat cyclops with my laser for the rest of existence. 😂

[Rosexøxø]

I’ll have to give some further thought on exactly what I’d do though out of these. 🤔 can’t tell yet.

[Abbycado]

Leg them entertain themselves XD

[Abbycado]

Ty for mho!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for ET he phoned home & has for me if I walked into a dark room with all those eyes I would phone ALF because he loves cats.

[docster]

What do I do? I can't stop staring at that photo. All humans must submit! I hear and I obey! Meow!!!

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Giant mirror for protection. In lieu of that, catnip. Lots and lots of catnip.

[Dnice1]

Bring out the temptation treats and catnip 😂

[DrPepper12]

Scoop them all up and love them and hug them and name them George

[Spencer10]

I turn on my deflector shield...

[Spencer10]

Then again maybe its easier to surrender to the new Feline overlords...

[matchrestore]

Psst past psst

[Wiredone]

Go try to pet them all.

[queenofcardio]

Okay then..

[call_me_scar]

Hug them all