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If you do what do you watch?

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

I would NEVER🤥

I feel like I’m doing it wrong. Am I supposed to have a category?😅 I guess I’m watching “studio” stuff, and just keeping up with new releases. Figured that’s what everyone did, but I guess not, haha. It’s basically “is the chick attractive?”, and is it NOT of some specific category that I’m NOT into.

I’m old enough to pre-date the Internet, and the underground VHS tape trade at my high school was THRIVING, lmfao. It was all dudes at that school, so we were desperate😂 I remember when I broke up with my first long-term girlfriend, there were negotiations over who kept what tapes that we had bought over the years.

I’m just thinking now how dicey it was to buy a CD, like you didn’t know if any songs other than the hit single you were buying for were any good, so it was a risk. It was even worse with porn because you had no idea what you were getting, it was just a box cover showing the featured girls, but the scenes could often be whack. You’d hope to get one good scene out of four or five on a tape, and that’s what you were stuck with to re-watch again and again. At like $50 a pop in 90s money.

We have it so easy now, it’s mostly free, and no risk, if you don’t like it, move onto one of the millions and millions of other options on the internet. I feel bad for people with porn addictions, I’d feel like my work was never done and there aren’t enough hours in the day to get through it all😂

But anyway, you took what you could get, so I think I’m not that picky as a result. I can’t imagine being like “it’s either biracial Tahitian-Eskimo girls in clown costumes riding Sybians followed by Nuru massage, or I just can’t get off.”🤣

I don’t know, the more “extra” it is, the less I’m probably into it. I feel like “vanilla” makes it sound like “under the covers with the lights off”, haha, but like “porn-vanilla.” I don’t know if what used to freaky is now basic, I’m out of the game so the porn vs the real world correlation is a mystery to me, as unreliable as that can be anyway. I don’t know how people are fucking post-2010, haha. Sounds like a lot more butt stuff than my day🤣

It’s less about category than it’s about “find a hot chick and see what her fuck game is like”, and perhaps I’ll seek out more of her work if I’m impressed. But as far as the scene itself, I’m just looking for straightforward sex with a woman I find attractive. I don’t need any themes or costumes or special tricks. I find a lot of the stuff corny or weird (what in the world is with all the step-parent/step-sibling stuff?🤮), but I’m a skip-around guy, so I can even overlook it…. but I’m always like “arrrgggghhhh, COME ON!” if someone’s like “we can never tell our parents about this.” I don’t like to kink-shame, but just WHY, man?🤦‍♂️

But like I said, I’m kind of hopping through, getting a few seconds of different phases of the action, so the plot line is irrelevant and I’m not thinking about it as a dynamic of the scene. I always wonder if people ever just watch a full scene start to finish?🤔 It’s weird because I think most people at least dabble in it, yet we don’t openly discuss it with anyone, so I’m left with so many questions about others’ habits that I sort of want to know, but also am very good with NOT knowing, lmao.

This is way more words than I anticipated typing about porn today, lmfao, so I’ll wrap it up here. But there is ONE thing I do like, for comedic reasons…. There’s kind of a thing happening lately where they have male actors who are these super dorky, scrawny looking dweebs who just have huge dongs and hit the right part of the timeline where they could benefit😂 I think they mostly exist as the counterpart to all the “MILF” actresses, who play the “my friend’s mom” (hopefully, lmao) role.

Anyway, whoever produces this stuff is well aware of how fucking funny it looks, and they lean into it, and it gets kind of campy. I don’t even like the scenes as much as the screenshots FOR the scene, and it’s usually either this twerpy guy getting smothered by some out-of-his-league woman, or the guy surprise-groping the woman, and in both cases, the more passive party will have an exaggeratedly shocked/excited face. I screenshot them and send them to my girlfriend, and we have the biggest laugh, she thinks it’s even funnier than I do😂

It was hard to find GAG-appropriate ones, but these are a few…

This kid’s face is EVERYTHING😱, lmfaooooo

Tell me that’s not HILARIOUS😂😂😂

ArrowheadSW · Accepted Answer

I have grown corn in my backyard, and watched it grow day by day. In the area where I live, there are cornfields. During the summer, you can drive down a street, and the corn might be 3 feet tall. A week later you can drive down the same street, and it might be over 4 feet tall. It grows fast!

However, I think your question has to do with something else. LOL

Crimsyjo · Accepted Answer

Haha sorry i have to jump. Corn? Corn watching would be very dull. Unless im just chilling on a veranda in summer with a glass of cold pink lemonade overlooking a nice corn field.

Or is it a new kink thing I haven't heard of?

Or maybe you mean KORN the band? Nope.

Of porn as others presumed- yes. But why not say porn or at least p🌽. Or maybe you cleverly tested if people jump to conclusions of sex just because lol. Like if I posted do you like 🍑 I'd get everyone commenting about asses and anak. When maybe I'm saying do you like the fruit? Lol

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

Nah i try not to anymore unless it's my own homemade vids

Sonorous · Answer

Mainly when I'm not on a diet & my hormones are working properly

Nik1hil · Answer

Most people watch..

I too watch..

I am less about category and more about finding the pornstar Attaractive..

Some categories I watch are BDSM, Pussyfucking, hardcore, all sorts of Roleplay!.

I do enjoy outdoor and Public quite often 🤭🤭

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

I'm not big on agriculture, I prefer watching rivers and rocks, rocks matter as well !

HawkPerception · Answer

Used to a lot more. Usually just watched BJ stuff, hardcore facefucking, facial compilations. Not so much anymore. It's like once in a blue moon.

stratford · Answer

Youcorn and corntube are pretty good. Otherwise I prefer to stick to dunking my own corndog wherever I'm allowed.

Simslover92 · Answer

This definitely flew over my head until I saw the answers lol

nawtee_me · Answer

Flashing, upskirt and surprise cum… @kittygosmeoww what about you?

Joshydavid25 · Answer

I'm trying to break away from it honestly.. LOL.. But mostly stuff with big butts..

DrPepper12 · Answer

Voyeur, exhibitionist, gangbang, outdoors, public ANYTHING but lesbian 🌽, there's nothing to shuck!

katiesmuff · Answer

I do eat a lot of corn! Corn on the cob is one of our family favorites however none of us watch the corn.

Desi_Butcher · Answer

I don't watch it anymore. When I used to, I searched for anything that looked realistic than fake-it-all lol. Loved the fellatios and outdoor ones.

NathanDavis · Answer

not really, no... I did my  research  back when I was 20... lol

strateguy632 · Answer

Not anymore. I tried a few types but they seemed too gross.

MemeSupreme · Answer

me shucking the corn bc you have to lol don't wanna cut myself

Dnice1 · Answer

I eat corn, can't say I watch it 😂 Corn dogs, corn off the cob, corn bread, I do enjoy passing by cornfields so I guess you could say I watch corn 😂

Jerre · Answer

I only watch if my friends with benefits wants to watch it. Usually Amateur or Group sex. We don’t make it far into the video before we’re doing what they’re doing on the video.

Anonymous · Answer

Creamed, Steamed, and Canned.  Oh you mean…. Yes definitely, lesbians are hot AF also Dom & Sub

David318578 · Answer

Yeah watch it all the time.  What I watch always will vary based on what I'm on the mood for that day. What about you?

Pet68 · Answer

No, I've never watched corn. Out of curiosity I have, however, watched porn. It's kind of boring though, with really bad acting.

DaBiggestBird · Answer

I’ve never watched corn. I don’t even like the taste of it, it’s like if I had my cats piss on some grapes and called it a day.

Anonymous · Answer

Corn doesn't really grow here so luckily I don't have to ever watch it.

exitseven · Answer

nah, not really. maybe once in a while if i come across something that looks interesting.

Professor-college · Answer

I don't understand the question... Are you asking me if I watch corn?

Baby_girl2003 · Answer

I rarely watch it now. I watch cnc, threesomes or group sex, rough sex, anal, stepfather and stepdaughter ( even though I am into younger men ), public sex, food fetish etc.

CupcakeTheDestroyer · Answer

This isn’t tiktok, you can swear here.

loveslongnails · Answer

I try and find all of your videos because you're the hottest! :) Just kidding.

Hanrej · Answer

I do. Femdom, cuckolding, threesomes mfm and gangbang.

shortster · Answer

I don't watch corn. It grows so slowly. Though it is rather tasty with butter.

Anonymous · Answer

Only when I see it on tv, I live near the center of my city, I can't see it here.

bananathunder · Answer

of course... amateur couples and solo girls

Anonymous · Answer

Thankfully, you need to give your ID to be able to watch cornflakes in Florida. Good because that is one less temptation to worry about.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

I fold sometimes but I try to keep away from it

MadhuriDixit · Answer

Yes, not too often.

bowenw · Answer

Rarely, but usually fetish/control/CNC.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't watch corn. I sometimes see and eat corn from Chipotle.

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Yes i do and I watch a lot of interracial stuff

alice55 · Answer

No I don't I find it annoying

Gymrat01 · Answer

I do I look for female friendly.

MicahRaine · Answer

6 months clean :)

Babygirl_S · Answer

No! I prefer to fantasise about my dream guy

Anonymous · Answer

I prefer erotica

Anonymous · Answer

Do I watch corn? Nope.

douride2 · Answer

Nah I try not to watch.

smahala1991 · Answer

Lesbian or female masturbation

Jennz6 · Answer

Just me and my friends videos

MrCharlie13 · Answer

Homemade, amateur is the best kind of corn

Iron_Man · Answer

Yes I do ESPN…. FX 1 and so on

polodude2013 · Answer

Sometimes but not too much anymore

Shortkay4568 · Answer

I watch it, Yesss.

Rohaan2020 · Answer

I am quitting it…. It’s been weeks now…

Anonymous · Answer

you ask what we watched?

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

Can’t say I’ve ever watched corn

MasterKS · Answer

Corn is made for watch so watch it.

Dargil · Answer

I look for niche-specific short clips.

07Marissa · Answer

Yes, I love watching them Getting buttered.

virgo2267 · Answer

Anything with Lana Rhodes..

Anonymous · Answer

No, I prefer to EAT corn

MikeRJ · Answer

Do I watch corn?

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

Yeah. It's corny

Trefivsev35783 · Answer

Yes I do

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