What typically goes through the mind of the average dog/cat?

[Anonymous]

[Sonorous]

nothing coherent (no offense my 4 legged brothas & sistas)

[Sonorous]

(or 3 legged if u been through some shit)

[Sonorous]

(god forbid <2 legged)

[DryGermanGuy]

Dog: "Oh boy, oh boy! Oh boy, oh boy! Soon master will arrive and rub my back!"

Cat: "Can I eat it? No. Can it eat me? No. Let's just continue to sleep."

[Abbycado]

I think cats are probably more calculating. For dogs, it is easy.

"Hi, hi, hi, hi. Pets please. Food, food, food, food."

[msmissydc]

I would add chaos to that!

[gemb00]

Cat: I haven’t been fed in 100 years (1 hour), I don’t deserve to starve like this.

[Anonymous]

I don't have any dogs or cats, but I wonder what my rabbit thinks.

[Anonymous]

Dog; I must remain loyal to my owner.
Cat; I am your owner.