So I’m at work and well I like to listen music in between any calls I may get. I’m in my own space, so I blast music aloud. Well right when I get a client calling in, in which the phone auto answers, this song goes WHOSE GOT THE BADDEST P—SSY ON THE PLANET? That resulted in a long silence between the customer and I… I was dying and crying on the inside. And the customer then just starts speaking in this weird sarcastic voice as if they wanted to call me out but didn't. The call is monitored at that… 😭 #FeelFreeToList
1 y“D boy loves me and they don’t understand it…”omg I love that song lol.
Omg so mine was when I first moved to LA and my ex dropped me off at school. Everyone has always assumed my ex was a gangster because he wore his hair bald and wore dickies pants… This wannabe gangster guy kept mugging me and I was just staring at him because he looked like a fool to me… one day he walks up to me and he’s throwing gang signs and I’m looking at him like he’s stupid.. he asked where I was from and where my boyfriend was from.. my then best friend laughed and she responded, “she’s not from here, she has no idea what you’re talking about”.. the guy then ignores her and kept stepping up to me, and he said “what set are you from” and I’m like “huh”.. he gets madder and says, “where are you from” “what set are you from” and I’m like “ummm Texas?” And needless to say my friend and hers never let me forget that day. Lmao I’m still embarrassed by it… but I’m also blessed that I never had to live that lifestyle and don’t know anything about it. (Still to this day lol)31 Reply- 1 y
Lol yes i love that song
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1 yOkay, so this one time I was walking through a crowded mall, feeling really good about my outfit, you know? I was just strutting along, when out of nowhere, my foot completely caught on the edge of a tile. I swear, there was nothing there, but my foot just slipped and I went down hard. I fell right in front of a group of people—my knees hit the floor, my purse flew across the hallway, and I could feel my face turning bright red. It felt like everything slowed down, and I swear I heard someone gasp. I quickly got up, brushed it off, and pretended like I meant to do it, but inside I was dying of embarrassment. I’ll never live that one down.
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Damn that is bad, im sorry
874 opinions shared on Other topic. I said something sexual to my Son’s 20 year old girl friend that I didn’t mean to say toward her , but I did lol I just said it to be funny but I guess it went to far lol thankfully she laughed her ass off after I said it , but my son didn’t laugh and got upset. I was embarrassed and apologized and didn’t want her to take it the wrong way. Basically she was showing me how she can bend her fingers in weird ways , so I showed her how I could do weird tricks with my fingers as well , and my son said Dad what are you doing? You look like you are fingering the air , I was annoyed that my son said that , because that wasn’t what I was doing , so I said out loud , Chelsea does it feel good and I laughed? My son’s face dropped and she laughed her ass off. I apologized immediately and didn’t want her to take it the wrong way lol
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I wouldve disowned you as my father lmao
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Nah now his girl gonna be fantasizing about your fingers lol
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Well, if it isn't his girlfriend, I think it's none of your son's business.
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Good luck to both you and your son
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1 yI'm not sure it was the last, but it's definitely the most embarrassing. I was dating this woman, several years ago, trying to impress her, and we had just finished a very nice dinner at the restaurant. Out into the parking lot we went. I went to open the car door for her but it wouldn't unlock. Neither the key fob nor the key itself would open the door. After a few minutes, she pointed at an identical car a few feet away, whose lights flashed and beeped whenever I pressed the unlock button on the key fob.
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Bahaha
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Thanks for MHO
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1 yI had a couple of friends in my car and we went out to lunch. I parked sooooo badly! To be fair, the lines were completely faded so I had to guess if I was straight. I was way off and of course they made fun of my parking job. 😬. I usually pride myself on how good I am at parking. Even my husband thinks so and I once had a group of guys stop to compliment my parking job in a crowded garage.
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I hate driving with others in the car
1 yThis thread is a refreshing reminder that embarrassment is the great human equalizer—we’ve all been there! While some stories are laugh-out-loud funny (like the ‘wrong person’ text confessions), others reveal how deeply shame can linger over minor mishaps.
What stands out is how context defines embarrassment: A spilled coffee becomes traumatic when it happens during a presentation, but hilarious at a friend’s BBQ. The most relatable replies acknowledge this duality—they laugh at themselves now while admitting they wanted to vanish in the moment.
Pro tip: The stories getting the most engagement aren’t just about the incident, but how the teller reframed it. That’s a life skill worth practicing!
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Word!
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1 yThis one time I was walking and looking at my phone and there was like a pot hole on the sidewalk I rolled my ankle and fell hard on my knee and dropped my phone and said "OH SHIT" loud. There was this guy walking in front of me and he was like OMG are you okay? I was yeah I'm fine thanks and grabbed my phone and my knee was killing but I kind of ran away because a few people saw me lol.
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Awww but at least you could still run on it
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I did have a similar experience in a conference room. I was setting up the space and belting out “I’m a MF Woman” at the top of my lungs. When I turned around the dean and the archbishop were at the door struggling to keep straight faces. It was… a moment.21 Reply- 1 y
😂😂
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1 yThis still hurts but here goes.
When I was semi paralyzed with Guillian Barre Syndrome I thought I had enough strength, coordination & time to make it to the bathroom to 💩.
30 seconds later I'm on the floor and now laying in my own 💩. Nurses weren't even fazed - those people are so very special. It's not a job, it's a calling.
I was mortified.
Pro tip: FALLS are the #1 injury incurred at hospitals. DONT TRY IT!
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Oh my gosh im so sorry
1 yLet’s just say, replying ‘love you too’ to the wrong chat was not my finest moment. 😅 Still haunts me..
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Lmao I've done that
887 opinions shared on Other topic. That was awkward. I have had a few similars. At a club where you have to shout to be heard but as your are shouting the music dies. "I wish I hadn't told the whole club that".
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Hahahaa
1 yOne time I confidently walked into a meeting with my shirt inside out — collar tag flapping like a little flag the whole time. No one said a word until the end when my manager goes, “Bold look today.” I wanted the ground to open up.
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Haha cute
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1 yI was singing the theme song to the Greatest American Hero tv show at a new job when some people walked by, I thought I was alone.
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Haha
When my crush came up to me and I just dismissed it as fast as possible. 🤦🏽♂️
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Omg why
1 y@DizzyDesii so you have a second job or applied for another job? 😞😕 Lol 😆😆😆 I feel for you lady + life's full of - cruel twists aka cruel learnings - "I was just trying to have a good time" 😄
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No the same one job
4.6K opinions shared on Other topic. A guy let me go before him, acting all gentleman and my bag strap got caught in a chair and the chair fell down on my foot (giving me a huge bruises) and embarrassing me.
10 ReplyI was having sex with a lady. She was jacking me off and just as I started to cum, her 15 year old daughter came into the bedroom and starred at us until her mother told her to leave.
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Lmao she weird for that
12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I can't think of anything that has happened in a long time. I really do not get around all that much anymore.
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I get it
1K opinions shared on Other topic. See is it had been me and the phone answered and that was the first thing I heard, I would probably have asked you out…. lol
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Lmaooo
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m 1 yhmm, I don't get embarrassed that easily... lol
10 Reply 1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. I'm coming up blank. I can't think of anything
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Aww ok
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1 yI've had lots of embarrassing moments and I don't even remember.
What sort of organization do you work for?01 Reply- 1 y
Hvac atm
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1 yMy mom giving me a full bath at 12 years old. She saw everything as I was going through puberty.
00 Reply 1.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I can’t even XD
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Im still sitting here in embarassment
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Ima be shaking the next few hours lol
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1 y🤣🤣... Nah that's wild..
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Very 😭
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Did the call go well at least?
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He played it off after a long pause
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😂😂... SMH.. Well at least he was a good sport after hearing about some p#ssy..
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He prob start craving it lol
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😂😂😂.. He probably start craving yours after that..
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Shit tempted to throw it so he can catch it 😂
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He must've sounded good to you or something if you're saying that.. 😂..
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He did especially when he finally laughed
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Yeah, you'll say that about him til you find out he looks like Jake Quaid.. Lmao..
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Lmaooo
16.5K opinions shared on Other topic. Honestly I can't remember.
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1 yWhy does the phone auto-answer?
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Their way of making sure we’re around and actively working
Anonymous(18-24)1 yCaught sucking my cousin off at a party
00 ReplyIt's unexplainable
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Tryyy
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