If zombies were real and can smell the intelligence coming from your brain, how screwed are you?

[Anonymous]

If there was zombies and zombies can smell brains and the more smart you are the fancier and more delicious your brain smells to them, how screwed would you be? 🤔

[BCRanger10]

They're screwed one way or another!

[MemeSupreme]

i'd have to kill way more brain cells than i have been lol

like im not a GENIUS or trying to brag either, but i am smart by like textbook definition. despite that tho i wouldn't last an apocalypse lmao

[Asker]

I don't think math tastes very good momo, but maybe they are one of those people that like unusual stuff like some humans like bitter cheese or sour 😂

[MemeSupreme]

hey if it means surviving im cool with people hating on math lol

[Asker]

Unless the zombie likes swiss cheese or something, your brain is like the Swiss cheese of brains lol

[purplepoppy]

I'm virtually a Mitcheln star restaurant with a special with a half price lunch menu and free drinks. I would be envious of the people on here who'd be the equivalent of two day old warm prawn sandwich.

[Asker]

Virtually? 💀

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Nowhere near as much as Elon Musk!

[Asker]

Okay 😂

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I really think he's a genius -- a bit awkward but genius nonetheless. How many of us with no serious background in astronautical engineering can teach engineers at NASA new things after just studying the topic for 6 months? 😅 I think I might need two lifetimes for that.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I found many people calling him a moron, buffoon, idiot, especially in the latest election. But we're all idiots in at least some subjects. You don't find a person's intelligence by looking at what they're bad at. Einstein would seem like an idiot if we looked at what he's bad at. We look at what they're good at -- like Usain Bolt who is also a genius running 100m dash at world records.

[7Phoenix7]

I'm smart, but there's way more delicious people in the world so I'd be okay probably

[Account]

In that case I am perfectly safe.

[Asker]

Don't say all that, maybe the zombie likes junk food, I'm just playin tho, your brain is probably better than junk food 😂

[leahzrc]

I am already dead they probably just ignore me

[Asker]

Yes you are a vampire, your brain is basically expired, you are safe 😂

[leahzrc]

lmao we just accept i am vampire now

[Asker]

It makes sense, I should've guessed it sooner lol

[Anonymous]

Let's just say that I would have to be faster than zombies, and I actually am :P

[Dongie]

I can walk right through the crowd slappin heads. 🫰😮

[Dongie]

Hey guy! Where have you been?
@guyanswersgirl123

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Doing well, thanks! I got drunk again last time and embarrassed by my intoxicated answers to the point where I thought I need to leave the site for a good while, but have learned to moderate it. I'm no longer 100% sober all the time, but I can keep it more under control now -- 3 drinks tops!

[Dongie]

There you go. Good luck with it.

[Miah06]

I guess pretty screwed.

[Asker]

Nah they would walk right past you like they can't smell anything 😌

[Miah06]

That's why your brain is smooth and shiny

[Asker]

It is not 😡

[Miah06]

Is too😡

[Asker]

No then how an I still alive? 😌

[Asker]

Am**

[Miah06]

Because the zombies were shocked at how smooth and shiny it is

[Asker]

I mean this disease leads to people dying at less than 5 years old, why am I still alive then 😌

[Miah06]

You got lucky.

[Asker]

That's cap 😂

[Miah06]

Maybe. Maybe not

[CubaPirate]

I'm already dead

[Asker]

Damn expired brains lol

[douride2]

I think I would be kind of safe.

[IslaTheWitch]

totally... :D