If you had one, what was a moment of your life you almost died in the stupidest way possible?

[EzraIsShy76028]

For me, it was this one time I almost died from eating salty snacks, such as flamin' hot cheetos, flamin' hot doritos, and spicy takis. I wish I was joking.

So when I eat a lot of spicy things I tend to start coughing a lot after a while, and having water nearby usually solves that problem.

On this particular day I had eaten a bunch of spicy snacks all in one sitting. And I'm not talking small bags either, I'm talking huge ones. I was extra hungry that day. I was bloated as fuck.

And so after a while I started to cough a lot...

I reach out for my water bottle, my water bottle is empty. Okay...

Then I start to look in my fridge for any other water bottles, milk, juice, soda, tea, coffee, any liquid, really... I find none.

I'm coughing a lot and start to get really desperate.

Then I turn on the sink... turns out the water is out at my house! The water was out and I couldn't find any liquid to drink.

At this point I don't give a shit. I run to the toilet, expecting to drink water from the toilet. Only the water is out at the toilet too...

And at this point I'm coughing non-stop, feeling a lot of pain, tears in my eyes, every inch of my body was hurting, I was seeing lights, getting lightheaded, my life began to flash before my eyes, etc. Then I passed out completely. I "dreamed" that I saw myself leaving my body. Then my body started to go to hell, then I got to hell, and in there I was in a lot of pain and scared more than I ever have been before.

Then about 5 or 6 hours pass by or so. After 5 or 6 hours I wake up. I had passed out near the toilet. The water was back. I began to drink from the toilet. I was so desperate and so thirsty I didn't give a fuck.

I'm not sure if I had actually died and come back to life, as I'm agnostic. But yeah.

I wonder if anyone else can top my story. Surely no one would be as stupid as me, right?

[Lliam]

My cousin had two of those 3 wheel ATVs and invited me to go out to the desert to ride.

We got there at night and he took me to a steep hill that had a banked horseshoe at the bottom. The idea was to ride straight up, make a 180° turn, come down and go around the horseshoe to slow down.

I watched him do it and it looked fun. So I rode up the hill, but it was night and I couldn't see the bottom of the hill. I didn't make a complete 180 and came down at an angle.
When I could finally see the bottom, I was heading for boulders and there was no way to stop or turn.
The bike hit the boulders and I let myself fly over the handlebars. It was like having a head on collision. I hit those boulders hard. It knocked the wind out of me. I couldn't even move. I was just crumpled up moaning.

When I was able to get up, I felt like I had a couple of cracked ribs and my legs had hit the rocks hard but weren't broken. Every bone and muscle in my body hurt. It's just a miracle that I didn't bash in my head or face. I could have easily been killed.

[Orion84]

I was shot by the neighborhood white trash family, when I was a kid. They hit me in the shoulder, but a couple inches to the right would have killed me.

I call that one stupid because it wasn't intentional; they were being dumbass morons, and shooting at a target on a tree between our houses. They missed the tree, and hit me, instead.

[7Phoenix7]

I was riding one of these as a kid...

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It was my first time riding after my dad had made it even faster than it previously was. So I was kind of going faster than my brain could think and react 😅 and the tire was clipped by a car and I went flipping. I got lucky and ended up rolling in a bunch of tall grass lol

There were other incidents but I just chose this silly one.

[Fireguy17]

@7Phoenix7
There have been a few fire scenes that made me question my life choices, but then it was time to go to work.
Plus if/when there is a tornado warning we take the vehicles out of the station and go spread them around with a crew in them just in case we lose the station.
There have been a couple times that I was in the truck, our tower, and the wind was really shaking the truck around.
It's 46' long and around 56,000 lbs.
It gets your attention when it does that.
Seat belt on, helmet on tight, visor down, safety glasses on along with your full gear on. If it goes, we are going with it.
Fortunately, I am still here, along with the others I work with.

[7Phoenix7]

@Fireguy17 you guys are freaking amazing

[douride2]

I crossed the road on my motorcycle. I never saw the car coming. I ended up about a 100 yards down the road. I was in the hospital for a very long time with months of physio just to be able to kind of walk. I heard the doctor tell my parents I should have never survived. I should have died.

[ABC1x1x]

My 12 hear old girlfriend (i was 13) was almost rapped by an N word. She called the N word an N word. All of our friends that were N words now wanted to kill me. About 30 of them, mostly older than me, surrounded me against a gate. The older brother of the attempted rapist took out a knife and was about to stab me when a white woman on the 3rd floor of the Apt building opened her window and shot him with a shotgun. He died. Lol.

[IHaveRespawned]

I was admitted into the ICU from an overdose because I couldn't find another virgin to lose my virginity to. No joke.

I also almost got ran over riding my e-scooter in heavy traffic

[Nikki1989]

Put it this way.

I will probably die from tripping over the cat. Those kinds of mishaps are so me.

[Agape93]

An axe head fell off the shaft when I raised it up.

Fell off a tree stand and hit my head.

Fell in the shower and hit my head (broke a molar, ow).

[MemeSupreme]

almost drowned before and that was stupid bc it was another kid's fault who played dumb after to avoid getting in trouble

[exitseven]

I dove off a bridge to impress a girl and didn;t realize that it was low tide. I almost broke my neck.

[MemeSupreme]

that's uh... quite the way to impress a girl lol

[exitseven]

@MemeSupreme would you have been impressed?

[MemeSupreme]

OH i thought you said "drove off a bridge" LOL

and no

[exitseven]

@MemeSupreme No I dove off the bridge. I was lucky.