What's your next move if you wake up and see you are someone else?

[Anonymous]

You don't recognize the person but you wake up and look at yourself and see it's not you.

[valentina4eva]

1) freak the heck out!!😵‍💫😵‍💫
2) facetime bff to see if she recognizes mee😅
3 ) go to hospital to see if i have a concussion🥴
4) freak the heck out!!😵‍💫

[Asker]

Valentina barbie, I grieved your disappearance, I thought you got stuck in a doll house trap and I have failed as security 😂

[valentina4eva]

heyyyy👋🏻 u remember mee?😂😅😂

nopers!! no doll houses have trapped me yet lol!!😅😅 ur still in charge of security!!😋🫡

[Asker]

I do remember, and good, let's keep it that way, it would be a nightmare if you wondered off into a giant doll house trap lol

[Anonymous]

if i don't look like my abusive mother anymore then I am going to feel damn good!

[Asker]

Wdym? 🫠

[Opinion Owner]

lol I don't wanna look anything like that woman

[Asker]

Okay fair enough I guess 😂

[Staximus]

Haha that sounds like a fucking nightmare come true. There should be a new category on girlsaskguys called stoner questions brought to you by Chico

[Asker]

That would be my favorite category, tbh tho I kinda already own the other category 😂

[DryGermanGuy]

Dude, I would totally check my new bank accounts. Maybe I am rich? :-p

[Micheal6918]

If I woke up and found I was someone else, my first move would be to stay calm and gather information. I'd look in a mirror, check my surroundings, see whose phone or documents I had, and try to figure out who I was and where I was. Acting too quickly without understanding the situation could make things worse.
Once I understood what had happened, I'd try to protect that person's life and responsibilities while looking for a way to understand how the change occurred and whether it could be reversed.

[Anonymous]

Whoa I can’t even imagine the chaos, if I suddenly woke up one day as Mori, CEO of the neon fever dream sneaker empire First thing I’d do is check if the shoes come with sunglasses… and a warning label for retinal safety

[Asker]

You've reached max level glaze casperina 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Lol more like polishing my sarcasm skills; you just happen to be the nearest test subject 😂
Maybe I should consider charging admission to these roasts tho

[Asker]

Roasts? It's not much roasting if you are glazing, but it's okay to admire my exquisite charm and unimaginable levels of intelligence 😌

[Opinion Owner]

And let’s not forget your most impressive trait of all; your modesty. I’m sure the TED Talk will cover that too, right after the chapter on How to humblebrag like a pro

[Asker]

Maybe It will but I guess that depends if I even wanna go on the Ted talk 🤔

[MemeSupreme]

realize im living in a simulation and jump out of the window to get into my next body

[Asker]

Don't do that 😂

[MemeSupreme]

i wanna do over... DO OVER

hopefully, im rich in the next body, or maybe i find a bug in the system that i can take advantage of and find my way out...

[Asker]

Your do over can be even worse than it is right now 😂

[MemeSupreme]

chico please, this isn't my FIRST rodeo

i'd just jump into another body like hot potato until im like the child of a rich British family during the 1980s

[Asker]

What if there's a time limit or something 😂

[MemeSupreme]

im quick about jumping out of windows so dw lol

UNLESS if you mean like i gotta wait a certain amount of time then I don't know if im an adult i'll rob a bank then hide it for my next body to find

[Asker]

What if they are limited then and you only have a few revives 😂

[MemeSupreme]

im probably still gonna try bc the thought of a better life would eat at me lol

[Asker]

That's a very momoey response lol

[Anonymous]

Depends on who I am, if I woke up as my boss I would post "I'm a gayyy" on all my (his) social media accounts. I really hate that b^stard.

[Asker]

What your boss do? 😂

[Miah06]

What? No.. we ain't doin this today, Christopher

[Asker]

You kinda gotta now cause you commented 😂

[Miah06]

Nope. I am deciding we talkin about dinosaurs on this post

[Asker]

I deny your topic application

[Miah06]

Ok.

Did you know T-rex may possibly have feathers, but also may not

[Asker]

Did you hear what a real trex sounded like

[Miah06]

No. Is it terrifying or hilarious

[Asker]

I'll let you decide lol

youtube.com/shorts/QJm0dAVN328?si=o5Po1DgOLv0dEfYI

[Miah06]

Like a dirtbike😂

[Asker]

You sound like a dirt bike, a motor less dirt bike 😌

[Miah06]

No. I do not. I sound like a choo choo train

[Asker]

A poo poo train 😂

[Miah06]

Eww. You nasty

[Asker]

You asked for it

[Miah06]

I didn't not. I asked for dino talk

[Asker]

And your topic application was denied lol

[Miah06]

And yet we did

[Asker]

Nah you did lol

[Miah06]

And you

[Asker]

Nahh

[Miah06]

You got so in it, you found a whole little video on it

[Asker]

Nahh, denied

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'd told myself I'm done with LSD, enough is enough !

[Dongie]

That happened to me a few years back. It's called aging.

[Dongie]

Oh yeah, 😭

[Anonymous]

Who knows, maybe the new "me" is rich... or perhaps the new "me" has a hot wife ;)

[andreasderjuengere]

I will look under the bed. Perhaps I am hiding there?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Who do I look like?

[Asker]

Not you 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[Asker]

Those cookies look fire tho, probably blueberry flavored lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

They're macarons

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[Asker]

You found them, all but the blue 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I didn't find them. I already knew what they were.

[Asker]

Wow so cool

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Are you being sarcastic?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

[Asker]

Oh 100%

And I wonder what flavor they are

[midnightmoon05]

Go back to sleep.

[CubaPirate]

Go back to sleep and hope it's a dream

[Anonymous]

Depends on who I wake up as