In one sentence, who are you?

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MemeSupreme Follow
Guru Age: 23 , mho 36%

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only one sentence can mean a run-on sentence, so i am a zombie who works a lot that is addicted to the sims, but i like music too, since i was absolutely OBSESSED with music like i was that kid in middle school who was obsessed with MCR, altho i can go in another direction of like weed bc thats somehow related right, yet i dont know where i'm going with like why you are still reading words words words, but words words words; words words words, uma uma um um um uhm uhm uhm sure words words words words words words uhma uma why are you still reading like you're fucking FREAKY over here but um um um um um drugs drugs drugs drugs i need sleep i need sleep like not ending this sentence is literally KILLING ME INSIDE right now but i need to keep going, so when you look at brendon urie's career like its legit so impressive like can i marry him hence, why damon salvatore and Elena shouldn't date bc that age gap is literaly SO wild, still he shouldn't have pushed stefan like that bc klaus was eventually able to take advantage of him, on the other hand, i dont know where i'm going with this since this is taking up sm of my time and if you're still reading this then respond with "momo" but wow like i am so honored to be given this award tonight like you have no idea what i had to do it get, that said, WE CAN NOT FORGET THOSE WHO FOUGHT IN THE GREAT WAR FOR OUR NATION UMMM like are you crazy?

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- 7Phoenix7
  
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  This made me so happy 💀
  
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Simslover92 Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 38%

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I am a conundrum.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
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  Love that lol
  
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- Simslover92
  
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  Thanks for MHO! And lol thanks
  
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Phoenix98 Follow
Master Age: 33

1 y
16.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Who I am
In the chaos of the storm I am at peace, I walk with the crack of lighting n thunder, pitter patter of the rain, whistle of the wind
Where most would flee, I walk, amongst the storm, my time of thinking and contemplation
I dance among the shadows, the night n darkness, my tranquility, my sanctuary
I play with the line between sanity and madness
The pipe my constant companion on my long walks, the tool of deeper thinking and creativity, the center of my being
The sword my tool of death
The pen my tool of creation
Holding death and creation in the palm of my hands
I am the weapon
I am the artist
I am the philosopher
I am the thinker
I am the man that teeters on the edge of madness
I am the Phoenix that rises in crimson flame, born again, anew from the ashes n embers of despair and pain, a new man
That is who I am

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I love this so freakin much!
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  You are so talented with writing
  
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- Phoenix98
  
  11 mo
  Thank you.
  
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DishLady Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 65%

1 y
1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

(youtu. be/tf5nCPFBSHw? si=zsgyx845m_yGhiu9)
I'm me, no more, no less; a student and lover of life; self-aware, self-respecting, always open to learning and improving.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Nice 🩷
  
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Beckybooboo Follow
Yoda Age: 26 , mho 62%

1 y
408 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one. It doesn't quite describe me but I love the song lol

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- MrChinaski
  
  1 y
  Are you all in?
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I knew it lol had to be a song haha
  
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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  1 y
  I was a big Steve Miller fan.(He's my third-most favourite musical Steve after Stevie Wonder and Steve Winwood). Steve Miller will be 82 Oct.5.
  
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- Beckybooboo
  
  1 y
  @beefcakebradybatson My mom is a Stevie Wonder fan. I still listen to I Just Called to Say I Love You lol and I never listened to The Beatles but I never realized how good of a voice Paul McCartney had when he did that duet with Wonder, Ebony and Ivory. I looked up Steve Miller, after you mentioned how old he is, and he is still touring! He must have taken decent care of himself throughout his career. I'm embarrassed to say but I've never heard of Steve Winwood.
  
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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  1 y
  Steve Winwood,77, is a British Invasion-era singer who got his start with the Spencer Davis Group in the late 60's.(His two hits with that group are "Gimme, Gimme Some Lovin' and "I'm A Man") then later went to the band Traffic and other bands and some solo projects.
  
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- Beckybooboo
  
  1 y
  @beefcakebradybatson I looked up his songs and do know his 80's songs... Higher Love, Roll With It, Back in the High life Again... I just never knew who sang them. I guess I like his music and didn't even know it 😂
  
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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  1 y
  Steve Miller is CRIMINALLY undervalued, Beckybooboo.
  
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- MrChinaski
  
  1 y
  Hold the phone.
  
  You never listened to The Beatles? I'm not huge fan, but they are the biggest act the planet has ever seen. You should at least hold an opinion on them
  
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- Beckybooboo
  
  1 y
  @bddddd I probably didn't hear the Beatles enough to have a strong opinion. From what I have heard, it's just not my type of music. I do like some of John Lennon's music! Imagine and This is Christmas are two of my favorites and like I said about Paul McCartney, I never realized he had such an amazing voice when I heard him sing with Stevie Wonder.
  
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- MrChinaski
  
  1 y
  Sorry. I was being slightly rude. I certainly wasn't suggesting you have to like The Beatles. Merely observing they were the biggest cultural act of the 20th Century.
  
  Yes, I love Imagine. Also Whatever Gets You Through the Night.
  
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- Beckybooboo
  
  1 y
  @bddddd I didn't think you were rude at all, I completely understood what you were asking. I'm sure if my parents were Beatles fans, I would probably be one. 👍
  
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Maybe_Maybe_not Follow
Guru Age: 45 , mho 47%

1 y
1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I hope I can't fit in one sentence, otherwise I'd be super boring, not in my humblest moment I know 🫤

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I like you, you stand out lol
  
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PrettyBarbieDoll Follow
Xper 1 Age: 36 , mho 44%

1 y

I'm me. I find it weird to explain my qualities. People that really know me, they know who i am. Others speculate based on their own judgements instead of facts of who i am. And that's ok. Does not bother me.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
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  I like this answer.
  
  "I find it weird to explain my qualities"
  
  Me too loll
  
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Crimsyjo Follow
Guru Age: 47 , mho 75%

1 y

I'm a messy, complicated, unique but nice gal trying to find love.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I can tell 🙂 (the nice gal trying to find love)
  
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- Crimsyjo
  
  1 y
  Thanks 😊.
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  You're welcome 😊
  
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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 55

1 y
12.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am the Whistler, I know many things for I walk by night
https://www.youtube.com/embed/1kfyZXGtqeo

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Creepy lol
  
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- exitseven
  
  1 y
  I was really into the old time radio serials when I was in high school. I was a real weirdo.
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  We're all pretty weird though lol
  
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- exitseven
  
  1 y
  not like me.
  
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HawkPerception Follow
Master Age: 32 , mho 34%

1 y
799 opinions shared on Other topic.

A soul forging a path of freedom, purpose, and authenticity, always seeking truth.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I can relate to that.
  
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Chazmatazz269 Follow
Guru Age: 52 , mho 37%

1 y
981 opinions shared on Other topic.

I’m the guy you call when you need something, and no other time whatsoever.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Haha lol
  
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DCooper Follow
Yoda Age: 51

1 y
411 opinions shared on Other topic.

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste...

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Hopefully good taste
  
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Anonymous
(30-35)

1 y

A sad and lonely guy but there's a light at the end of the tunnel now.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Whats the light
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
  1 y
  might have met someone. Unfortunately things were going to well for my luck though so something had to eventually go wrong and she got food poisoning so now our first date got pushed back at least a week. I'm not mad at her but I'm furious at the situation.
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
  1 y
  Also, I'm kind of paranoid now because I'm worried this is just case number 967 of a woman pretending to like me but really just fuck with me. Two last minute cancelations two days in a row is not normal and while her excuses check out I can't 100% confirm she's not messing with me like all the others have.
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I wish you well. Don't let anything keep you down. Even if she turns out to be like the others
  
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AydenHazor Follow
Yoda Age: 36

1 y

I'm a neurodivergent doing their best in a neurotypical world

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  You are so amazing.
  
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- AydenHazor
  
  1 y
  As are you! ☺️
  
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dragoblack Follow
Guru Age: 34

1 y
482 opinions shared on Other topic.

A lonely, depressed, traumatized, & misunderstood man, who has morals, kindness, respectfulness, passion, and a sense of self-reliance.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  You're a great guy. Super genuine
  
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- dragoblack
  
  1 y
  Thank you ^_^
  
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DJB72 Follow
Guru Age: 54

1 y
1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm a born-again Son of the Living God, created in His image, saved by His sacrifice on the Cross, and a continual work in progress until I go Home when I die.

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mickey_whispers Follow
Xper 1 Age: 15 , mho 42%

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I’m the scream no one heard because they thought it was just a bobcat in the woods.

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Ironco Follow
Explorer Age: 54

1 y

A wounded, complicated, widowed, prick...
That sounds about right...🤔🤪

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Loll
  
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Valdemort Follow
Yoda Age: 27 , mho 35%

1 y

Irl, I don't say it if I don't mean it. (unless I'm being sarcastic lol)

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EmmaMary Follow
Master Age: 32 , mho 37%

1 y
2.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

@7Phoenix7
What you see is What you get.

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OneViewpoint Follow
Guru Age: 59 , mho 46%

1 y
612 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm something most people have never encountered.

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CaptainSmartass Follow
Guru Age: 35

11 mo
1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am the one and only.
I'm simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone you've ever met.
Simples...

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Panthero80 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 45

1 y

I would describe myself as a Catholic biologist and teacher who loves his family and tries to treat others with respect.

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jamesgoldman Follow
Master Age: 28

1 y
3.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm the goldman buy, sell, trade or appraise I'm happy

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AviatorTom Follow
Master Age: 59

1 y
4.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am a human male.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I am a human female
  
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beefcakebradybatson Follow
Guru Age: 72

1 y
769 opinions shared on Other topic.

A great Canadian cover boy-Handsome, brainy and outspoken.

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BarryLiverstone Follow
Master Age: 27

1 y
1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I’m Barry, a child of God created to help others and glorify Christ.

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- Glamourous_Stacey
  
  1 y
  Can't we all say that about ourselves? Except I'm Stacey, not Barry.
  
  And yes, i also like my cousin. And yes, biggots call me nasty names.
  
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- BarryLiverstone
  
  1 y
  Why mention my cousin?
  
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- Glamourous_Stacey
  
  1 y
  I think we are similar and need to stick tovether when biggots attack me for my condition.
  
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- BarryLiverstone
  
  1 y
  I didn’t know we shared a condition. Were you also tricked by your 4 year old cousin?
  
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- mickey_whispers
  
  1 y
  I only read the parts about the Devil. Like the part where Jesus walks into the desert and the devil follows him. I used to think that meant Jesus was brave. But now I think maybe the devil didn’t follow him. Maybe the devil was already out there… waiting, like your cousin.
  
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- BarryLiverstone
  
  1 y
  Carl found my uncle Wayne’s sex books and at 4 years old convinced me that’s what adults do. But gag is a free internet website so if you wanna relate Jesus and the devil to something from my past go for it ig.
  
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- mickey_whispers
  
  1 y
  My cousin Tommy told me if I wanted to see the grown-ups’ world, I had to close my eyes and count to ten. I did, but when I looked again, Tommy was gone. That's when I started hearing the voices. Sometimes all the voices tell me things at one time, that's how I know about the Devil.
  
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- BarryLiverstone
  
  1 y
  I hope you are seeking professional therapy. Hearing voices isn’t normal. Also reported
  
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- mickey_whispers
  
  1 y
  Yeah. I guess I am. But sometimes I think the grown-ups in my head know more than they should. Sometimes I think they’re the ones who made me do the things I don’t remember.
  
  Things you want to forget. And that's why you report people, because 5-year old Barry had to give blow jobs.
  
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- BarryLiverstone
  
  1 y
  No worries bro. Level 1 account trolling on gag. Soon you will be able to make a new account
  
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MikeTheBartender Follow
Guru Age: 45

1 y

Mike... The bartender.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Whats your favorite drink to make? 🙃
  
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- MikeTheBartender
  
  1 y
  Long Island iced tea!
  
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- MikeTheBartender
  
  1 y
  Back in the day I'd do it juggling the bottles.
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Nice hahaha
  
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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 34

1 y
7.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am me, and me is all I am

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Joshydavid25 Follow
Guru Age: 32

1 y
774 opinions shared on Other topic.

Dunno, who are you?

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  The one you see in your dreams at night
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  *nightmares
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  Sooo.. You want me to dream about you is what I'm getting... 🤔🤔..
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  No I was in your dream last night. I turned it into a nightmare. You don't remember?
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  ... Oooh yeah, the buck tooth, couch lipped, lazy eyed lady, with the dry African fro... I sure did dream about you.. Kept me up for the rest of the night..
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I'll be back tonight
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  Alright, well I'll be ready to put you to good use this time..
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  You will be paralyzed lol
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  www.reddit.com/media
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  Alright, well while I'm paralyzed you can use those can openers on your face to help me out with a can of beans.. LOL..
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Lmaoo stoppp
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
  1 y
  
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BobbieBoy666 Follow
Guru Age: 60 , mho 36%

1 y
534 opinions shared on Other topic.

A girl who enjoys his nude time. 💕

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Jennz6 Follow
Master Age: 37

1 y

It’s just me 💃💯

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- RedInnocent69
  
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  You’re so layered and fascinating, @jennz6 🤗🤗😘😘
  
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Iron_Man Follow
Mentor Age: 46

1 y
19.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

The People’s champ

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Anonymous
(36-45)

1 y

Well, you know who I am :P

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- Opinion Owner
  
  1 y
  Yes, I'm a vegetarian ;)
- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I knew who you were before you mentioned being a veggie lover lol
- Opinion Owner
  
  1 y
  You must be telepathic :D
- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  Only sometimes 😅
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DryGermanGuy Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 33%

1 y
1.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

"I am Groot."

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  Maybe_Maybe_not
  
  1 y
  You have an issue to solve with @DrPepper12
  
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- DrPepper12
  
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  Great minds!
  
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eagle1951 Follow
Master Age: 74

1 y
4.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

I. m me, it's up to you to find out more.

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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  I'll find out more 🙃
  
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Dargil Follow
Master Age: 35

1 y
1.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

An ordinary American.

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WonderingManII Follow
Guru Age: 47

1 y

It is 11:24 at night, and I am tired.

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SotiCoto Follow
Yoda Age: 42

1 y
364 opinions shared on Other topic.

Nobody of consequence.

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KostasKouvalis Follow
Master Age: 27

1 y
1.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm a fucking travel man

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ChiTown33 Follow
Master Age: 50

1 y
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I am one of God's children.

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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

1 y
12.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

Easy-going and compassionate

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RedInnocent69 Follow
Guru Age: 50

1 y
568 opinions shared on Other topic.

A high functioning underachiever

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Xper 1 Age: 21

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I’m Hot Mess I’m all Over the place.

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Xper 6 Age: 44

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Too clever for his own good.

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DrPepper12 Follow
Master Age: 53

1 y
1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am Groot

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  Maybe_Maybe_not
  
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  You have an issue to solve with @DryGermanGuy
  
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- DrPepper12
  
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  Great minds...
  
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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 39

1 y
3.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

I am a sinner

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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  1 y
  As is every human.
  
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- 7Phoenix7
  
  1 y
  @msc545 Im human too lol
  
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lyrem04 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 21 , mho 33%

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A child of God

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Master Age: 40

11 mo
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Your worst nightmare.

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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I am a ghost 👻

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- 7Phoenix7
  
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  Boo lol
  
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Xper 1 Age: 34

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A student of life.

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Xper 4 Age: 19

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I am me

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Staximus Follow
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Fat Jesus

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