Ready for the 4th of July fireworks?

[NoDecision]

Times have changed in what they sell. Now these are the type of fireworks we have today. The poop one blows up and splatters you with poop. And the gender reveal gives a blue or pink shower of sparks. Or multiple colors for something else.

Now these are the type of fireworks we have today. The poop one blows up and splatters you with poop. And the gender reveal gives a blue or pink shower of sparks. Or multiple colors for something else. And pay attention to poopy puppy that you don't step on it. And the Festival Balls are fun. You aim them at someone's crotch and see if you can score a direct hit. It can be painful to watch that one, but more so to get hit by one of the shooting balls.

[Finchie40]

Oh yes , I bought fireworks for the 4th , and i love shooting them off , my neighborhood turns into a battle field , so i usually stock up them , mainly mortars , my favorite mortar so far is one that blows up high in the sky and then it sends down a soldier with a parachute , the first time I shot one off we didn’t know a parachuter was going to come down , , it was night time and my friends and I were like what the F is that thing coming down going in circles not realizing it was the parachuter , we were cracking up , so I made sure I bought some more of them lol it’s the little things like that that makes me smile , we felt like little kids all excited watching it come down lol. 4th of July is usually a fun time , BBQ and drinking music and shooting fireworks😊

[Staximus]

The fireworks they sell here in California suck. When I was a kid my friend's dad used to drive down to Mexico every year and bring back the craziest shit, but that was like 35 years ago. Their neighbors used to get so pissed.

[MisterWack]

“And the Festival Balls are fun. You aim them at someone's crotch and see if you can score a direct hit. It can be painful to watch that one, but more so to get hit by one of the shooting balls.”

Is this not parody? If this is real, yeahhh I’m not going to your July 4th Party lmao.

[Jeff51]

Can't buy fireworks in California unless you sneak them in. But I'm ready though.

[NoDecision]

I've been to California. They may be illegal, but no one cares, not even the police. I was visiting a friend on July 4th. The street she lived on sounded like a war zone. They were firing all types of big mortars, and skyrockets that blew up and rivaled Disneyland's fireworks show. And we didn't see a cop all night. Not only that is they were still going after midnight. 🧨🎆🎇

[Phoenix98]

There are certainly a lot of different types that's for sure.

[Nikki1989]

I have never seen the attraction to fireworks.

[Wiredone]

Fireworks are illegal where i live. I can think of probably 1000 better things to spend my money on.

[NoDecision]

I know, when people get older that kind of stuff does not interest them anymore.

[trumpetplayerforlife]

Yes get a 3 day weekend

[NathanDavis]

they annoy me

[NoDecision]

@NathanDavis Plug your ears.

[NathanDavis]

I do that for my cats and the doggo...

[Anonymous]

Hell No, waste of money.

[LiaRaven]

Never ready lol