Should I move to the US or stay in the UK?

In the UK, I can be jailed for 3 years for airing naughty thoughts that may flare up in my tormented mind, in the heat of the moment.

In the US, I'll have the freedom to have 6 days per year of annual leave. And if I break a leg or something, I'll have to come to Gag for medical advice about how to set it.

Is there another planet I can move to instead?

Should I move to the US or stay in the UK?
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