Did you know it's National Teddy Bear Day?

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Did you know Nov. 14 is National Teddy Bear day?

Oh! And if anyone ever wondered why I type "Oh" all the time...

(No one wondered, Random. No one gives a shit.)

Sometimes when I get an idea for a reply it's like a little lightbulb goes off in my head...

(Yes, it must be a very little lightbulb, Random)

And I'll actually say,"Oh!" out loud and for some reason I will type it at the same time...

(You have issues, Random)

And then I think of deleting it 'cuz I realize that must just be kinda' dumb but by then I've already typed out half of my wonderful, enlightening reply to whatever question it was and I just kinda' keep going with it and then submit it anyway.

(Very serious issues)

Oh! Will you get out of my post and out of my head already! You are so very rude to keep butting in uninvited like this! Besides, you didn't even answer the question OR comment on how cute, adorable and wonderful I am!

(Random, I hope you do realize your are arguing with yourself in front of people on a social media site who already have serious doubts about your mental and emotional stability and have considered anonymously DMing you links of psychiatric help lines)

Oh! I am, like, so blocking you!

Actual simulation of Random blocking the voices in her head on National Teddy Bear Day.

[Sunrising]

No I didn't realise it's teddy bear day.

I'm single, and my home is without a females touch, so it's definitely a man's place to live in.

I remember a girl I once knew collected teddy bears, and recently I found out a relatives husband had a collection too 🤣

I thought would a Teddy Bear make my place a little more homely.

At the charity I volunteer at, they were selling girly cushions, with a teddy bear on them, and I thought that is what my man home needs.

I only bought one, and at the local store, they were selling teddy bears, so my cushion now has company.

My gorgeous ex dance instructor once told me she had a nickname Rubert because people thought she dressed like Rubert the Bear. But she was definitely female, and very attractive too.

So my teddy bear is named after my dance instructor, and she wears a cycling cap, because I'm a cyclist.

[exitseven]

I think I heard something about this.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjJNunkHBDc

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

I didn't know that, but it makes sense that you would ask about teddy bear names the other day knowing this was upcoming.

Or maybe that was a coincidence.

Maybe you just really love teddy bears. Nothing wrong wrong with that. I have a yellow one (my favorite color) that glows different colors on the inside when you press a button on it's hand.

If you did know though, then that was good foreshadowing on your part.

[RandomGirl42]

Lol, as much as I would really like to take credit for that and make people think I'm all clever and stuff, no, it was the other way around. I realized earlier today it was Teddy Bear day.
And that's awesome u have a glowing bear but did u ever accidentally set it off at nite and wake up with your room all glowing? I'd prolly freak out and think it was aliens or something.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lol no nothing like that. It's more for when I have anxiety attacks. My partners will give it to me to hold and turn on thunderstorm sounds on my Alexa device to calm me down. It's not something I sleep with every night.

[sage2021]

I had a teddy 🧸 bear named Cocoa for 37 years and then when we were spring cleaning, my 1/2 brother tossed him out without asking me first.
I miss him.

[RandomGirl42]

Omg, that's so sad. 😭 I hope u get another one. Everyone should have a teddy bear.

[RandomGirl42]

And poor Cocoa. 😥

[Sunrising]

Hopefully Cocoa went to Teddy bears heaven, and you meet up with him again when we all go to heaven too.

[sage2021]

Thank you for the MHO 🙂🧡

[TonyMetal___86]

It's funny that teddy bears have a national day 🤣🤣

[AgentG111]

I do know or well it's over. There's always next year.

[Iron_Man]

Yes I’m called Ted here big teddy bear

[RandomGirl42]

Happy National Teddy Bear Day, Ted! 🐻

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 it’s your day🧸☺️🤗

[ChicoFromThe305]

I know, I should start a teddy army and take over the world, nothing but teddy evolution and stuffing mwahahaha 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 Aww… I’d actually pay to see you try to look menacing surrounded by teddy bears 😆.. and stuffing… does that mean they explode into little floofs 🥹

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yes and then they turn you into a fluff like a puffy stuffing invasion 😈

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 I’m more glitter than stuffing.. if you try, you’re going to sparkle forever… and you’ll never be able to get rid of me 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Doesn't water remove sparkles tho? Realistically speaking 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 have you ever tried removing sparkles? Clearly you haven’t had that struggle 🤣 they last forever and ever 😆 they will basically be part of you 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Not a whole bunch of them but eventually they come off 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 no they don’t. I’m sure if it’s a lot of them you probably inhale them too. 😆your lungs would be sparkly too 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

What type of glitter do you mess with and if you have then how come you aren't covered in glitter now 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 who says I’m not covered in glitter… you are too just by simply talking to me 😌✨ don’t rub your eyes, the glitter is permanent.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Cause i doubt you go outside all glittery 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 my eyes shimmer all the time 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea but they at some point have to go to sleep 😂

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 true 😌 that’s when the world decides to rest from all the light I bring too 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Nope, osito is up 🧸

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 because it’s morning 😆 you’re one of the first ones up 😆

[ChicoFromThe305]

I know, see osito for the win 😌

[Vevv123]

@ChicoFromThe305 fine 😆

[dougeats]

It was my dogs Birthday! ha!

[RandomGirl42]

Happy Birthday to Doug's dog! 🐕

[dougeats]

awww she thanks you RG! 🐶🐾💛

[DJB72]

If you go down to the woods today...