What’s the coolest thing about you?

[Circushowcowboy]

[_Maya_]

Hmm. I see some trouble makers here. You run with a rough crowd. Okay so I'll tell you what other people think is cool about me currently. I'm a forensic psychologist. I did choose the path of non civil service so I get contracted by defense attorneys to talk to their clients and more or less prep them for the prosecution psychologist. Sounds cool huh? Unfortunately I get to visit the prison far too often and need to be in the courtroom if the defense requires a rebuttal. All of that has yet to happen. So many of my days are spent in a mobile phone free courtroom with nothing but a notebook and my thoughts. As I told my new friend @Genie23 I now draw and shade the most magnificent rectangles. That is what my life is at the moment. I do get paid well!

[Circushowcowboy]

Hopefully the job will be more rewarding when things kick up. And you can become a good artist in the meantime!

And yea… the crowds here can be rough lol

[_Maya_]

Visiting the country prison is not fun. Going to the local state prison is even less fun. I have to drive almost to the Ohio border. That sucks. The courtroom is boring as hell. I just have to be there if the defense wants a "professional opinion" from the stand to rebut the testimony of the prosecutor's psychologist. That hasn't happened yet in my young career. I have been told that I prep the defense attorneys well. That takes about 15 seconds to say and is the most exciting part of my job lol.

[Circushowcowboy]

I see. Well if it doesn’t improve I hope you’re able to find something more interesting and fulfilling

[_Maya_]

That would be tough. Forensic psychology is a very narrow field. I'd have to go to the civil service side and maybe the FBI. Cool yes. Terrible pay. I have shopping habits and my fiance is still limping around. Yes we are now engaged

[Circushowcowboy]

I see. You did tell me about the engagements, congrats again on that!

[_Maya_]

Thanks. She's got another surgery next spring so we are 2027 summer for the wedding.

[Circushowcowboy]

Real exciting about the wedding

[_Maya_]

It is exciting. I just hope this third try with her ankle fixes it. It's that or wheeling granny down the isle with actual granny.

[Circushowcowboy]

Having a wheel off might be fun anyways. 3 surgeries is rough, wish you all the best

[_Maya_]

Thanks

[Genie23]

Maya's just being humble. Her doodles are almost hypnotic. She doesn't just draw rectangles but also flawless circles and legendary triangles. Absolute geometric masterpieces 😁


Me when I saw those rectangles

[ChiTown33]

I'll tell you a little bit about my life and you can decide.

Very well, where do I begin. My father was a relentlessy self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was place in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma rituallistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it.

[Circushowcowboy]

Very cool, dr evil

[ChiTown33]

🤣🤣👍

[aaron13547]

I am dumber than a box a rock and one of the wisest people you'll meet; Im everything and nothing all at the same time. Ill surprise you 1000 times over.

[Circushowcowboy]

The walking contradiction

[Genie23]

I'm good at imitation. Learned it from my brothers as a kid. I can do impression of some people I met as well as some celebrities in my country x)

[Circushowcowboy]

Oooh do it do it

[Genie23]

Okay, I'll try imitating SpongeBob for you. Let me read some of my favourite dialogues from SpongeBob.

[Circushowcowboy]

Lolsss

[Bitter_Sweet94]

Probably my mix of calm and clarity.

I don’t force anything, I don’t chase chaos, and I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not.

I understand people well, I communicate honestly, and I know how to stay grounded even when things get messy.

It keeps my life balanced, and it makes the right people feel safe around me.

[RxR0954]

Coolest thing about me is probably that ages ago i aced in throwing grenades, for a school subject, and also that i was stabbed in the forearm with a sharpened pencil when i was 10. The dude who did that happened to walk face first into my freshly sharpened pencil 2 days later. I also only fight men, and that i would never lay my hands on women.

[Nikki1989]

[Circushowcowboy]

Relatable

[Bricealan]

@Nikki1989 Sounds cool to me!! As a matter of fact, sounds a lot like me.

[RandomGirl42]

Cool? I sometimes pee when I laugh. 😳

[Circushowcowboy]

Miles Davis here

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Lliam]

I'm a musician. I play the guitar, mostly rock guitar, and am a vocalist.

[Xawyx-2]

I know a lot of useless stuff :P

(ok, might be useful for some kind of quiz I guess).

[CherryLove007]

Just one cool thing I will share that is off the wall. I can open a banana with my toes. hehehe

[Chazmatazz269]

I am not easily shaken. I am very kool under pressure.

[Levin]

My English accent. My jawline. And the fact that I do kung fu.

[Spencer10]

Thats not for me to judge... you have to ask the people who know me.

[dislikesmath]

I have a really perverted mind I only like girls, I respect them people say I'm really nice. Some girls are like I think you're hiding something.

[YourExLover69]

I never ghost or initiate to ghost anyone.

I'm straightforward, loyal and love simplicity.

[Abbycado]

There are so many tho!

[Circushowcowboy]

Ok top 3

[Abbycado]

I can get a glass from the cupboard without assistance.

Because I’m a normal size adult, I don’t have to ride in a car seat.

When I sit at the table for holidays, I can see over it.

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmfao
I’m done with you

[Abbycado]

I thought you’d think all that is pretty cool!

@HollyK21 😭 @circuscowbully is being mean to me! Again. 😑

[Circushowcowboy]

Mmmhm

[Abbycado]

[Circushowcowboy]

🤣 you really are the worst

[Abbycado]

[HollyK21]

LOL I’d say those things a pretty cool Abby!😂💀

[Abbycado]

See @circushowcowbully? Holly says they are cool.

[Abbycado]

Holly, he is trying to ignore me. 😑

[HollyK21]

LOL he’s so unimpressed I’m cracking up😂😭 don’t let him steal your joy Abby!

[Circushowcowboy]

😶😶😶

[siezuresalad]

It's hard to find things that aren't cool about me.

[exitseven]

I never give up.

[Circushowcowboy]

Dangerous quality

[exitseven]

@Circushowcowboy It serves me well.

[queenofcardio]

I know how to have a good time

[Agape93]

Depends on your idea of cool.

[beenherebefore]

I’m pretty stylish.

[Circushowcowboy]

I need a makeover

[Abbycado]

All he needs are thick high rise shoes.

[Circushowcowboy]

@Abbycado oh shush you

[Abbycado]

Bully

[DryGermanGuy]

My freezer? ❄️🤔

[Circushowcowboy]

Lols

[Dargil]

I'm patient. I don't anger easily.

[whiskeyontherocks]

My coolness is because I’m totally not cool

[JDLives]

I can read upside down

[goaded]

My toes.

And dad jokes.

[MemeSupreme]

i can parallel park

[Tomislav7]

Nothing

[ABC1x1x]

Im a sociopath