Ok, so, like, once more I was contemplating lifes big, amazing mysteries such as Jell-O when I came to a unsettling, disturbing possibility.
I mean, nobody ever really eats the stuff and it's nearly indestructible. It's like the Christmas fruit cake. It just kind of shows up unannounced at certain events. And What purpose does it really serve in the grand scheme of life? And Why did God want Jell-O in the world in the first place?
And what the hell is it really? Like this powdery foreign stuff and you add water and then you get this weird jiggly blob that seems to have a sudden life of it's own. It's own surreal consciousness. It's own bizarre reasoning for existence. But what could it be?
I was thinking with all this talk of Alien disclosure these days, the startling answer might be right in front of us, hiding in plain sight all this time. I mean it's prolly no coincidence that Jell-O was trademarked in 1897 and the Roswell, New Mexico , UFO incident occurred in 1947. I mean, I'm not exactly, quite entirely sure how the two events are directly related since they happened years apart but I'm quite sure it's prolly no coincidence and all part of their plan somehow and it just makes me ask, Is Jell-O an alien entity?

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