If you can breathe underwater would you even live on land?

[Anonymous]

I probably wouldn't, I'd start a underwater base and sink ships of people that can't breathe underwater, I'd basically be a merman pirate

[Lliam]

Reminds me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wjL8NrkIC6M

1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be)
Song by Jimi Hendrix ‧ 1968

Hooray, I awake from yesterday
Alive, but the war is here to stay
So, my love Catherina and me
Decide to take our last walk through the noise to the sea
Not to die, but to be reborn
Away from lands so battered and torn
Forever
Forever

Oh, say can you see, it's really such a mess
Every inch of Earth is a fighting mess
Giant pencil and lipstick tube-shaped things
Continue to rain and cause screaming pain
And the Arctic stains from silver blue to bloody red
As our feet find the sand and the sea
Is straight ahead
Straight up ahead

Well, it's too bad, that our friends can't be with us today
Well, it's too bad
"The machine that we built would never save us"
That's what they say
That's why they ain't coming with us today
And they also said
"It's impossible for man to live and breathe underwater forever"
Was their main complaint, yeah
And they also threw this in my face, they said
"Anyway, you know good and well
It would be beyond the will of God
And the grace of the King"
Grace of the King, yeah-yeah

So, my darling and I make love in the sand
To salute the last moment ever on dry land
Our machine has done its work, played its part well
Without a scratch on our bodies and we bid it farewell
Starfish and giant foams greet us with a smile
Before our heads go under, we take a last look at the killing noise
Of the out-of-style
The out-of-style, out-of-style
Ooh-ooh-ooh

So, down and down and down and down
And down and down we go
Hurry, my darling, we mustn't be late
For the show
Neptune champion games to an aqua
World is so very dear
"Right this way, " smiles a mermaid
I can hear Atlantis full of cheer
Atlantis full of cheer
I can hear Atlantis full of cheer

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Fuck that. I'm not going out by octopus or kraken or whatever the fuck this is

[Asker]

Well you still got your brain, you can build like barnacle swords or something and slay those things 🤺

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Nah, fuck the ocean. I'd rather live in the rainforest

[Asker]

I guess that's easier since there's land lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I'm just saying, imagine waking up every morning and there's a 50/50 chance this is outside your window and the first thing you see

[sage2021]

No way!!

I saw a program once that showed the creatures that live on the very bottom of the ocean and they were so weird and ugly looking. After I saw that program I wished that I hadn't watched it!!
No way am I getting in the water for even one second with them let alone for eternity!!

[Apulu_backagain]

Well, you could be pretty according to underwater standards. What if we are super super ugly to the underwater creatures?

[Asker]

I don't think she cares for underwater standards 😂

[sage2021]

Thank you for the MHO 🙂🧡

[Apulu_backagain]

The jock itch would be crazy gang. Plus the barnacles and shi.

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

Barnacles, I forgot about those things, how do you even prevent those things

[Apulu_backagain]

I don't know, tell your merman mates to pick them off you? I look at barnacles like bed bugs and lice of underwater but larger.

[Asker]

I'll just tell the mermaids to do it for me lol

Much worse, for the most part you don't see them, barnacles you can't miss em

[Apulu_backagain]

What about describing barnacles as leech who inflict trypophobia?

[Asker]

Is that the fear of a bunch of holes?

[Apulu_backagain]

Yeah

[petitedollbabee]

Breathing underwater doesn’t mean my body is suited to being underwater, so my body would implode on itself if I accidentally dropped too deep. I’ll stay on land.

[Asker]

If you can breathe underwater it means your body would be meant for it or you just wouldn't be able to breathe underwater 😂

[exitseven]

No, it would be pretty boring swimming around all day , then there are all the great white sharks to worry about.

[Asker]

You don't gotta swim, you can float lol

[thegreenyogi]

No I wouldn't. I love the water and if it weren't for the fact that I am human I'd stay in the water indefinitely.

[Asker]

So If you can choose to change into anything you telling me youd choose to be a fish? 🤣

[thegreenyogi]

A mermaid. Lol!

[Asker]

If you become a siren you can sink ships too lol

[thegreenyogi]

Lol!

[MemeSupreme]

only if i become a mermaid everytime i touch water

like in h20 lol

[Asker]

I remember that show, that shit was actually kinda fire, but that's not good, what if it rains lol

[Kenkebuttery]

Umm duh. You know how horrible it be to be black and always have wet hair😭

[Asker]

I'd imagine it would be like the new black Ariel or something similar lol

[Kenkebuttery]

I don't want that to be my life

[Asker]

Lol.

[LiamS95]

I can and do breathe underwater everytime I go scuba diving.

[Asker]

With a big ass tank 😂

[Staximus]

Hahaha it's about time you posted another one of your stoner questions

[Asker]

I gotta start making more lol

[nolabels]

I don't know about that, but I would like to have some of what you seem to be enjoying.

Cheers!

[TediumIsTheWorstPain]

The ocean is cold, dark, gross, full of creatures that want to eat you, and also polluted with countless tons of human garbage.

I would continue to live on land, thank you very much.

[LC75LC71]

Let me see.. Swim away from sharks, jellyfish, coral, etc. or roll on the beach with nice tunes and chicks that aren't half fish! The land choice is very solid.

[Mike_Hum]

Maybe to get a tan.

[Xawyx-2]

Probably not.

[Jeff51]

Live on land