If you can choose to have gills to breath underwater, would you?

[Anonymous]

The catch is that the gills have to be behind your ears, they can't be anywhere else, would you take them? 😂

[MemeSupreme]

wow here 36 sec after it's been posted

and no bc i'd be dissected for science

[Asker]

Youd already get dissected for science, you are momo, they have been looking for you for years 😂

[Vevv123]

I would. I'de probably explore the unexplored 🤔🧜🏽‍♀️

[Asker]

Gills doesn't make you invisible, What you gonna do when you run into a pack of sharks tho? 😂

[Vevv123]

I’m sure they wouldn’t want to harm me, they can sense my good vibes. 😎 ✨

[Asker]

I don't know, you'd basically be a mermaid, I'm no shark but sounds like a luxurious snack 😂

[Vevv123]

That would be a shame on them 💀 I’d give them free fish, I don’t think they’d want to eat their only mermaid friend.

[Asker]

How will you navigate yourself underwater tho a paper map will fall apart and a phone or GPS would break lol

[Vevv123]

I’d waterproof everything. Besides I wouldn’t mind getting lost, maybe I can follow the school of fish 🐟🐠🐟🐠

[Asker]

That would suck, the day you disappear and go live with the fish will be a day to grief for everybody 😂

[Vevv123]

You can come visit me. 🥺😂 Do you know how to swim? I’m guessing yes, since you live in Florida, or else what would you do when it floods.

[Asker]

Yes I can swim and jump fences, perfect combo for floods lol

I wouldn't even know where to visit, you wouldn't either since you said youd get lost, maybe youd find Atlantis and live there 😂

[Vevv123]

😂😂😂😂 why would you need to jump fences. Where would you be going. 😂

You’re right. But I’d most likely take advantage of the free travel. Maybe I’ll visit Brazil first, you can find me there sipping a coconut 🥥 🏝️

[Asker]

A roof or something, or if you have to use the fence like a ladder or something lol

Sipping a coconut in Brazil, I'm not a tropical expert but I'm pretty sure coconut sipping is a Hawaiian thing, going all the way to Brazil to sip on a coconut sounds like a lot of swimming, mostly when Hawaii is right there in comparison 😂

[Vevv123]

Oh I see, sorry, it must be my California brain that’s doesn’t need that level of survival instincts. 😂
😂😂 You’re probably right about that 🤔 However I want to try Brazilian food too… maybe visit the favelas 🗺️

[Asker]

Ah okay there it is, the true core and intentions to your actions of travelling so far, you want to try their food, now that sounds more like you, I knew sipping on a coconut sounded too pointless to be true, I knew your interest wasn't in the taste of different tropical coconuts lol

[Vevv123]

😂 pointless? You obviously don’t like coconuts enough

[Asker]

I don't 😂

[Vevv123]

Wow 😂 I don’t know why I’m surprised. You are extremely picky with everything.

[Asker]

Coconuts are a lie, they aren't even sweet, and the white stuff is even shittier, it's like eating expired chalk 😂

[Vevv123]

It ok, I guess more for me 😌 ok but have you tried them with lemon, salt, and a little bit of valentina?

[Asker]

I have not, but I don't know if that sounds appetizing enough, it just sounds like seasoned chalk 🤔

[Vevv123]

Which ones have you had? The ones that are soft inside or hard? 😅

[Asker]

I've had the hard inside ones, the only soft ones I had are the little shredded ones that come in bags, either ways tho you like everything, I want your tastebuds, this is a close up of what your tastebuds look like and how they react to any food you think of 😂

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[Vevv123]

😆 I don’t like everything, you’re just incredibly picky. And yes, the ones in the bag, I think those are from soft inside coconut right? Well that’s the kind of coconut I like, you add lemon, salt, and Valentina to that one.

[Asker]

Well this unusual mix of foods isn't something I'd honestly see anyone eating, is this something you made up yourself or has it been done by someone?

[Vevv123]

You must not know we put chilli, lime, and salt in a lot of fruit 🤔😆 look up “coco preparado”

[Vevv123]

The one in the bag is good because you can mix it well

[Vevv123]

I’m kind of surprised you didn't know this… have you tried Mexican street corn?

[Asker]

I definitely know about the chili and lime on fruits but never seen it done on coconuts, is there a reason why Mexicans like so much the salt and sour taste? 🤣

[Asker]

And I haven't tried much Mexican food tbh

[Vevv123]

🤣 I don’t know… maybe we like flavor

[Vevv123]

Ummmm…. You haven’t tried Mexican street corn? 🥺

[Vevv123]

🤦🏽‍♀️you don’t know what you’re missing out on

[Asker]

Is it when they dip the corn in flamin hot seasoning or something?

[Vevv123]

That was trending yea, the hot cheeto one right.. you get the idea. I like the original with either has powder chili or valentina.

[Asker]

Id eat anything dipped in that flamin hot stuff, that's really good, did you see the documentary behind the Mexican janitor that gave the company the idea of flamin hot and the one that brought the flavor to the company, that flavor we know and love lol

[Vevv123]

Yes, you'll probably like that one. The original is still good though. I saw it awhile ago. Try putting lemon on those chips, it’s good too. 😆🍋

[Asker]

there's one that already comes with the lime, in Cheetos and Doritos, you telling me you add more? 🤯

[Vevv123]

Yes add more and add Valentina too, then mix 😆

[Asker]

For that I'll add Carolina reaper or something lol

[Vevv123]

Do a small test batch because I already know you’re picky 😆

[Asker]

I'm not that picky, besides anything with spice on it sounds good ha

[Vevv123]

Carolina reaper? 😆 it’s not that spicy… just do a small test batch

[Asker]

Yea that was the hottest pepper in the world before the latest one, which is pepper X, I actually have a high spice tolerance

[Vevv123]

Ok good, so you can handle it. Have you tried habanero?

[Asker]

Yea I can easily eat it like candy lol

[Vevv123]

Oh 😳.. ok then you pass the test

[Asker]

That's good *pats head* 😌

[Vevv123]

😊😊😊

[Anonymous]

You're America? How do you feel living with Vladimir Putin?

[Asker]

Don't turn this political

[MikeRJ]

And I could keep my lungs?

[Asker]

Yes, you can breathe inside and outside of water 😂

[alice55]

Yes, that would be fun and I can just hide it under my hair or a scarf outside of water xD

[Asker]

That would give you access to a whole other world to wonder in 😂

[alice55]

Yes that would be really great, more stuff to discover and wander through XD

[Asker]

Exactly, just be careful with mean fish 😂

[alice55]

I think I would be ok as long as I don't meet a shark then it would be scary XD

[Asker]

Then you gotta swim in shallow areas for the most part lol

[alice55]

Yes, that would be more safe XD

[leahzrc]

obviously I would take this opportunity to find treasure

[Asker]

I didn't even think of that, I'ma have to start taxing for gill time 😂

[leahzrc]

lmaooo

[Jjmetalchick]

What the hell have you been smokin lately? I've only tried weed and some oxy but that what you on is a whole nother level.

[Asker]

I'm sober 😂

[Jjmetalchick]

I dont see that.

[Miah06]

Hell naw. What i look like wit some nasty ole gills on my neck.

[Asker]

They wouldn't be nasty if you took care of your gills 😂

[Miah06]

I wouldn't have to take care of gills if you wasn't lazy and difficult. You could've just converted our lungs into having capacity to breath underwater.
Nooo chris gotta be all lazy give us garbage to work with😤

[Asker]

It's a balance, you dont know how it's works, it's just another awesomeness besides its funny to see people choke when they get something stuck in there lol

[Miah06]

See so evil

[Asker]

Nah it's a balance, I even put them somewhere easy to clean 😂

[Miah06]

You keep them

[Asker]

Nah it's all yours lol

[Miah06]

They suck

[Asker]

Too bad 😂

[Miah06]

*tries to pull them off*😭why? I hate these

[Asker]

You'll thank me someday when you don't drown lol

[Miah06]

Nope. I'm stubborn

[Asker]

I know 😂

[Miah06]

Hush

[red-lipstick-girl]

No, I wouldn't want to, I was afraid of water.

[Asker]

With these you can breathe in the water lol

[red-lipstick-girl]

There are not many animals in the water.

[Asker]

That you know about lol 💎