What if giant chickens roamed the Earth?

Question

Ok, so, like earlier I was out taking care of the chickens for the nite and they gave me that usual cold, spine-tingling, menacing, malevolent stare with their cold, heartless, black beady eyes , like if they were any bigger it would be me on the dinner plate and not them.

And so, after developing another phobia to discuss with my therapist , I wondered, What if giant chickens roamed the Earth?

A disturbing look into Randoms overactive imagination and phobias. — A disturbing look into Random's overactive imagination and phobias.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

Chickens are tiny dinosaurs. If they were enormous, humans would absolutely be on the menu.
We raised chickens when i was young. I found them quite friendly. A couple of them actually let me pet them and they would close their eyes when i did.
They were pretty smart too. If they saw me walking toward the garden, they would run over and follow me. They knew that i would give them tomato worms whenever i found them on our plants. The whole lot of them would wait anxiously at the edge of the garden for me to toss them the big, fat, juicy worms. Ell oh ell!

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Peck peck peck. Just like eating bugs in the garden. People would have to start arming themselves with some really big guns. And how would you roast a bird like that? I am reminded of this movie

NoDecision · Accepted Answer

Chickens will literally eat almost anything that they can get down their gullets. Two things could happen if giant chickens roamed the earth. Either they would fill their bellies with humans and animals, or KFC, Churches, and ChickFilet will be doing very well in business. I'll take the dark meat please!

Nikki1989 · Accepted Answer

Big cocks are a daily topic on Gag.  Nothing to see here.

ohsheeT · Answer

We would never hear the end of it on Gag all the penis size questions would hit so hard do you think that cock has a bigger chicken than we do blah bock bock bock bock can't we have a different animal I don't care what it is but something that won't make the questions go crazy on Gag

Sunrising · Answer

@randomgirl42 You are a genius  Do you realise you might have solved the World's food crisis! If we keep giving the chickens growth hormones each subsequent generation will be larger than the previous ones, and we'll arrive at the giant chicken in the photo.  We will also benefit from gigantic eggs too.

NathanDavis · Answer

well, they actually did... kinda, lol fairly accurate representation of giant chicken roaming around the pan-oily-earlier-earth...

slatyb · Answer

If land animals are merely scaled up, their legs will not support them. Weight increases as the cube of linear dimension, but strength only increases as the square of linear dimension. If a 80kg 180cm man doubled in size to 360 cm, his weight would now be 640kg and his legs, though larger, would not support him.

DonaldDarko · Answer

It would be like Tyranosaurus Rex. A chicken is a voracious predator. Let a lizard or a mouse or anything small get in where chickens are and watch what they do.

Brady · Answer

If Tyranasouras Rex n Alisaurous were around they wood probably learn peopl could b dangerous. I herd on TV when a guy got attacked by an alligator or croc he did what he learned on TV. 1 was he stuk his finger in it's eye. A guy on TV came up 2 one w/a video camera n it quickly ran into the watr. Dinosaurs were reptiles like these 2.

A guy was on a kayak in the sea. A Great White Shark attackd him n he did somethin 2 protect himself.

Natasha1995 · Answer

Birds are small dinosaurs, so we'd definitely be on their menu. In your picture, the only thing that could save you is being so skinny that the chicken wouldn't consider you worthy of a second look.

Screenwriter · Answer

IF they were as big as that photo, we'd be bugs to them and a nice source of protein. So, yes, we'd be food. Talk to your therapist!

FreyaRed · Answer

We are lucky that they aren't bigger. Fast, aggressive, meat eating, cunning and ruthless terror birds could suppress human development. Fortunately Anunnaki took care for their size.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Barbecue Chicken Anyone?

Xawyx-2 · Answer

It would be interesting, just like in Jurassic Park... oh wait, that was Chicken park :P

OneViewpoint · Answer

Giant chickens did roam the Earth. They got wiped out by an asteroid. Or a hemorrhoid. One of those things.

spartan55 · Answer

Just think what a oversized horny surly rooster would be like...

Tarifa · Answer

All I can think of is : giant chicken burgers.

AviatorTom · Answer

Great hunting experience. You could feed your family for a month on one giant chicken. 😐

exitseven · Answer

It would be awesome to have a drumstick the size of a Volkwagen.

Massageman · Answer

The world would be -ucked up, I mean clucked up.

Paige2006 · Answer

It will be a good thing for KFC and Chick-Fil-A

ABitShattered · Answer

Would a giant chicken make a loud cluck cluck sound or would it roar like Godzilla 🤔

Jeff51 · Answer

If the chicken was as big as in the pic. No more people left.

LazloValenka · Answer

It would be freaky and scary as hell. They'll peck us to death.

Cyfris · Answer

MMMM Chicken nuggies...

queenofcardio · Answer

I will ask to be their leader.

Bricealan · Answer

@randomgirl42 Just like a T-Rex

Agape93 · Answer

@lordofthepines yo get your chickens

FunkyMonkee · Answer

She'd need a REALLY BIG COCK to satisfy her!!

MrChinaski · Answer

The omelettes would be a lot larger.

CountryWanderer · Answer

We'd be eaten for sure

Seangreen · Answer

chicken salad would be free

Sal_Monella · Answer

That would be A T-Rex

LC75LC71 · Answer

I'd still take a plane to fly.

Shrimpenjoyer · Answer

I don't think we would exist

Alex757 · Answer

I would kill them & eat them!

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

Calling someone a chicken would mean different.

Jerre · Answer

Sure would make my deep fryer obsolete

msc545 · Answer

Maybe bigger eggs, more chicken salad?

oldman26 · Answer

We would be chicken feed

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Is be so full I love chicken yummmmm!!!

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