Last night a skunk must have wandered through my backyard. He left his calling card. It was so stinky it woke me out of a sound sleep.

Last night a skunk must have wandered through my backyard. He left his calling card. It was so stinky it woke me out of a sound sleep.

There was a weird fertilizer the folks next door have been using. For a sec I thought a herd of horses had shat on our block.
I've never smelled anything worse than a rotting carcass.
How did you remove it?
@DryGermanGuy it decomposed by itself. It took a few weeks. It stunk pretty bad.
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Many years ago, I was traipsing through the woods when I came upon a house that we would now call "off grid." It was built upon a foundation of cinder blocks. It was apparently occupied but no one was present at that time. There was a toilet in the house that simply drained onto the ground below the house. That is the stinkiest thing I have ever smelled.
I remember seeing a top ten stinkiest animals on NatGeo or Animal Planet. The lesser Anteater has a similar defense mechanism to a skunk, but its stink is reported to be significantly worse.
I also learned that the Tasmanian devil smells so bad that you smell it before you see it. It’s also adorably tiny. Which makes its attempts to be ferocious kinda hilarious.
There’s an exotic flower that smells like a rotting corpse. Having smelled rotting corpses, i don’t care to ever meet the flower.
Skunks are bad, but they’re actually terribly difficult to trigger. They’ll give you ample warning if you know what to look for. If you ignore the warnings, then you get what you deserve.
A Durian fruit, which grows in the Far East, is so stinky that it's illegal to bring one into a hotel, subject to stiff fines.
I've always want to try those
@purplepoppy I was in Hing Kong a long time ago and did get to taste one. They actually taste quite good, but the smell is horrible.
For me, skunk smell isn't all that bad, but it is really, really strong.
We have a super furry, marmalade-orange, 18 lb, part Maine coon cat. We live in the country and keep him indoors because he was an indoor kitty since birth.
One night, he got out and didn't come back for hours. We were really worried.
When he finally came back onto the porch it was obvious that he had had an encounter with a skunk. He probably thought it was a big kitty and tried to make friends. OMG, did he reek!
My wife bathed him several times in diluted vinegar. He no longer smelled like a dead skunk but the odor on his fur persisted for days.
A rotting carcass is the worse smell I can imagine. That will make me retch.
Swedish Surströmming (fermented fish) has been described as being the stinkiest food.
I've had skunks coming around my suburban place almost nightly for a few years now.
I seem to recall a vid on YouTube that semi-humorously investigated the 'stinkiest stuff' question.
I can't recall what conclusions were made, but I do recall it being a fun watch.
I must've driven past a fresh skunk release the other night, the inside of my car smelled so bad and the stink didn't fade right away either. It was awful!
Fox poo is pretty bad. I wonder if American dogs love rolling in skunk poo as much as British dogs think fox poo is the best thing ever.
Dead bodies
Though the second most awful smelling stuff I've had the displeasure to smell would be grain that's been sitting in water or been wet for a few weeks it starts to basically ferment. So it's got a sour smell to the point that the smell alone makes you woozy but it also kinda smells like other stuff to it's just really unpleasant.
A sweaty person who doesn’t wipe after using the bathroom
Too much information...
Public toilets, cigarettes, and many other things.
Are you sure it was skunk, good pot smells very close to that of a skunk
Only someone who has never experienced a skunk’s spray up close and personal would suggest such a thing.
More than a skunk spray is when a skunk gets hit by a car. I don't know anything stinkier. not even chemical.
Aaron Rodgers after a (yet another) renewed contract...
Shytte that has frozen and thawed in a porta potty. I watched a guy puke out his breakfast over the smell on the way to the M16 range.
Dead fishes :( :( gross x100
I would say skunks have to be one of the worst stinkers there are.
Vomit 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢
Raw sewage smells pretty bad when someone’s pumping it out with one of those pump trucks
Yes they do stink
Fermented fish
Jerry Nadler's underwear.
Hard to get smell out.
Trump's diaper
You have a severe case of TDS. This post has absolutely nothing to do with politics, and still you can’t stop thinking about Drumpf. Seek professional help.
@Chazmatazz269 It says stink. Didn't give category
Liquid ass
It's a spray that if you spray it and put it in your pocket, the residue from the sprayer will ruin your hands for hours
Stinky tofu
Nattō.
Dead rat
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