Dammit Jim! I'm a _______ not a _______. Fill in the blanks?

[Still-alive]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Does this work?

[MrChinaski]

Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a moonshuttle conductor.

[purplepoppy]

Dammit jim I'm a tobogganist not a tobacconist.

[dougeats]

clever!

[queenofcardio]

I've actually never watched Star Trek 😱

[Still-alive]

maybe i can convert you into a trekkie lol

[queenofcardio]

Lol that seems impossible 😅

[Still-alive]

maybe i can get you to dress like Lt. Uhura at least mmmm

[queenofcardio]

Damn, I'd look so good in that

[Still-alive]

fuck yeah! hehe

[queenofcardio]

She seems badass

[Still-alive]

she sure was!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Now you're going to watch Star Trek, for 2 minutes and 46 seconds, thank me later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2nJQrpksc

[queenofcardio]

I'll play out that fantasy for you

[Still-alive]

@Maybe_Maybe_not lol

[queenofcardio]

@Maybe_Maybe_not hmm only the last minute was intriguing

[queenofcardio]

I did not laugut at all and I laugh at most things 😂 @Still-alive

[queenofcardio]

My spelling , I think they got me 😰

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

We're going to focus on that last minute then

[Still-alive]

Yeahhh its a star trek thing lol

[queenofcardio]

@Maybe_Maybe_not Am I still human 😢

[Still-alive]

ill do all the laughing for you no worries lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

But first thank you for watching Star Trek, because now you have watched Star Strek, so you can never say again that you didn't watch Star Trek. Notice how I'm saying Star Trek multiple times in the course of this paragraph. It is because I get paid every time I promote Star Trek.

[queenofcardio]

@Still-alive Can I still even laugh anymore? Maybe they poisoned my brain 🧠 🤔

[Still-alive]

*checks your pulse* hmmmm :o

[queenofcardio]

@Maybe_Maybe_not. Wow , the Trekkies have led my astray

[Still-alive]

It's ok just dress like Uhura and it's all good. mmmm mmmm

[queenofcardio]

Technically I've only watched approximately 2mins and 40 seconds

[queenofcardio]

@Still-alive I seriously love the outfit

[Still-alive]

Her being on the show was super important for black people. she was thinking of leaving the show, then a trekkie by the name of Martin Luther King Jr told her to stay because it shows black people in normal everyday positions. this was back in the 60s :D

[Still-alive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSq_UIuxba8

[queenofcardio]

@Still-alive Ohh wow.. 👏👏👏

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

The last character seen on screen, during this last minute, is Data, he is not human, he's a self-aware robot manufactured by someone who bootstrapped consciousness. Data's quest in that show is to understand what humans are, whereas humans are going to try to understand who Data is, what does his existence mean, in philosophical terms.

[RedInnocent69]

My favorite was, I’m a doctor, not a veterinarian

[Xawyx-2]

Dammit Jim! I'm a Jedi not a Sith XD