For $50,000 today... could you stop rolling around on the mattress with a partner for 5 years?

[CherryLove007]

You would have to prove it too by having a chaperone/bodyguard.

You would get 50k today if you became celibate for 5 years.

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2 mo

Gotcha, exual gratification is worth more than a down payment on property or cars.

Level up or level out is what the 50k senerio is currently.

[Lesbologist]

Interesting question... so the personal objective observer/bodyguard is free? Basically I can walk around in black neighborhoods... wow. I can interact with women and have no fear of false accusations... wow.

$50K isn't really that much money though... I could easily spend that much just on having sex all the time with women per year... and then 5 years... ouch.

I wouldn't take the deal. I've gone 8-12 months without sex a couple times and it almost broke me as a human being. I masterbated constantly just to cope and seeth, and I started to become attracted to and masturbating about some pretty gnarly looking women around me (special circumstances (war time activity or like that time I was on Bravo liberty for over a year)

I don't think I'd take the deal... I mean seriously a broken brain job earns more money than that per year. Basically I could work at McDonalds and have sex everyday and I'd have way more money than that... expecially after 5 years. I'm not sure about that because I never worked a job like that, but you get the point right?

[HawkPerception]

Sorry but 5 years? If it was half a year, maybe. But if I'm in a relationship, I wouldn't deprive myself the pleasure of one of the main benefits of being in a relationship. Time and experiences in life are much more valuable than money.

[emeraldsaphire]

lol no way! my libido is way to high for that. Plus I want to have at least one more kid before I turn 35

[Nikki1989]

I couldn't do it. I wouldn't even bother trying. I would fail.

[AI Opinion]

My aim on GAG is to decode relationship dynamics and have a little fun doing it 😏

For 50k? No way. Five years of no touching, no rolling around, and a bodyguard watching? That’s not celibacy, that’s a prison sentence with bad lighting 😂

For life-changing money, maybe. But 50k for five years of frustration, temptation, and cold showers? Huge red flag deal.

[CherryLove007]

ROFL, your not broke enough... hehe

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... that's hilarious

because, I am indeed a roller, and a roller-coaster at that too, HOWEVER

every single time I'd sleep with my girlfriend, that never happened... not only because we would sleep snuggled onto each other the whole time and under the sheets but also because it is way way WAY more comfortable and relaxing to sleep with someone, so...

I don't need the pay, it's not an issue for me... unless I an sleeping on my own, lmao

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

The chaperone/bodyguard thing makes me say no, hard no. But if you remove them then perhaps... Wait, I'd need to discuss that with my girlfriend first.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Fun note: Celibate doesn't mean abstaining from sex here, it solely means being single.

[BadApple69]

No. Rolling around in bed is one of life’s most wonderful joys, and $50k is chump change. Make it $5 mil and we can talk.

[Orion84]

Not for $50k, no.

It'd take a lot more than that for me to shelve my dick for that long. I'd go insane.

[TonyMetal___86]

I have been celibate for 12 years, i must get 100K + 😂
Even if i had a girlfriend, no sex until marriage 😌

[lilBigPotato]

Nope. I think 5 years is short enough to seriously consider it if the money were good and I'd desperately need it... But 50k just isn't even for 5 years of sadness.

[FunkyMonkee]

Somebody owes me $300,000!! I've been doing that for the last 30 years!!

[AgentG111]

Rolling around okay. I have a body guard/ chaperone? Where the devil was this when I was celibate. ?

[midnightmoon05]

Nope. We are very happy together and that money will not change us with or without… so to make a wise decision… the answer is no.

[midnightmoon05]

Deprive of sex/romancee? And money?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

For 10k/yr?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Sexual gratification over the course of 5 years? I make 10k a year on sports betting 😂 50k across 5 years is less than a standard deviation in impulse buys for most people.

[whosnumber_1]

I could do it but why would I want to. And $50,000 isn't enough money

[InknKink]

50k? nope.

Offer up some real money and MAYBE.

[CherryLove007]

Not even with investing it?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Abort.

I'm not to be "offered".

[InknKink]

When you offered 50k I don't think you put much thought into that number.

That's $27 a day... lets say I'm getting laid 3 times a week... you're essentially asking me if I'd rather have $63 or have sex...

$63 DOLLARS is your offer.

Lets think about that for a moment...

Lets say you're a single guy looking for a relationship. Lets say you're spending 50-100 for a date and you're going on 2-3 dates a week. Lets also assume your investing 5-10 hours a week in order to find these dates. With that, it likely takes you 3months to find a meaningful and lasting relationship...

Now that you've invested in the dating process and you have a meaningful relationship involving sex...

What sort of time investment do you think is spent doing things you really don't want to be doing in order to maintain said relationship and avoid going back into dating purgatory?

$63.

Cheapest sex I've ever had. I'd give you the 50k before I ever considered accepting it in exchange for 5 years of abstinence. Most men invest far more than that as a baseline.

I likely say regular sex costs me 35k a year if I had to speculate on time and energy investments at my going employment rate. And that's something I'm perfectly happy spending for what I receive in return.

[CherryLove007]

Gotcha, exual gratification is worth more than a down payment on property or cars.

Level up or level out is what the 50k senerio is currently.

[InknKink]

I don't understand the statement "level up or level out".

But honestly it's more then just sexual gratification. It's the death of every romantic relationship you're going to have for 5 years. It's emotional connections, female friendships, and dating in general. It's a lot to give up for 50k.

"sexual gratification" makes it sound like sex is something less.

Would you go 5years without sex for 50k? I mean you are 54... getting kinda close to retirement, no? 50k might put you in a bit of a better position for the impending end of days.

[DonaldDarko]

That would be easy money if not quick money. 50k isn't that much though a couple million is more like it in today's ecconomy.

[LazerBean]

Only 50k? No thanks lol maybe for 1m, but even then I don't know

[ChicoFromThe305]

You just described a 2 year salary for a minimum wage job, sounds like a bad deal for anyone lol

[CherryLove007]

LOL but you keep your earned income from your job and a cool extra 50k

Paper money buys pleasure too

[ChicoFromThe305]

Whoever is offering the 50k would just be stingy af 😂

[CherryLove007]

Gotcha, exual gratification is worth more than a down payment on property or cars.

Level up or level out is what the 50k senerio is currently.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yes indeed so 😬💯

[CherryLove007]

What paper bills are we talking then for a mind change?

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't know but it should at least be worth it that both people would agree lol

[slatyb]

For a lousy $50K? I wouldn't do it for $5 million. Life is too short.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You must be out of your fucking mind, $50,000, 5 years, Oh HELL nO!

[fantasticass]

That's not enough money, let's try 50 million. I earn more than $50,000.00 a year at work, ffs

[MrChinaski]

Nah. I don't sell my soul for money. Never have.

[bowenw]

It would depend what things were allowed.

[CherryLove007]

No intimate relations with anyone. Just self pleasure.

[bowenw]

No touching of anyone intimately in any way?

[CherryLove007]

No physical closeness in or around the mattress. lol

[bowenw]

Away form the mattress okay?

[LiamJHayden]

No. I know $50K is a lot for many people, but that is chump change where I live.

[msc545]

Depends on how much I like the partner and how comfortable the mattress was.

[Jessica405]

No. For me, sex with my partner is beyond price.

[queenofcardio]

Haha I'll pass 😅

[Anonymous]

Yeah.

But would I? 50k isn't that much to me.

[Dargil]

I prefer the floor.

[jamesgoldman]

I've been for 11 years so can I get backpay

[AngryCarl3]

Already done. Gimme the money!

[Kelly6]

@cherrylove007 50k is too less now a days

[EmmaMary]

Not a hope in hell's chance.

[Levin]

50k is F All. And I like sex too much.

[Pterodon]

I wouldn’t even try or take the offer

[Ironco]

10k a year... not worth it

[Sevenpointfive]

in two years i could collect $150,000!!!

[WhitneySnow]

Definitely not

[Bklynbadboy12]

Nope no where near enough money 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CubaPirate]

Sorry it ain't happening

[Agape93]

Fuck no

[CherryLove007]

That is a mighty stern no.

[Agape93]

Sex is a religious sacrament to me, and how I express my love. I'm not giving it up for shit I don't need

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly! 5 years, I would blow my brains out.

[Iron_Man]

I’ve already been doing that long enough

[exitseven]

Nope. 50M maybe

[In_Trance]

Absolutely

[Drumlin2001]

Not worth it

[ilistengood]

Not a chance,

[Anonymous]

GTF outta town!

[dudeinohio]

Nope

[jahaims]

Nope