What is the most annoying incident you still remember?

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leannegrayson · Accepted Answer

The most annoying thing I still remember is when one of the other girls at this church camping trip tried to hide a tiny, store-bought chocolate bar in her sleeping bag. We were supposed to be fasting and preparing for the apocalypse, and there she was, thinking she could just sneak a little sweet treat under the covers! It was, like, such a massive sin of gluttony. She thought she was being all clever, but the Lord sees everything!

Because she loved that little bit of stolen sweetness so much, the Lord decided to make her final meal a whole lot more memorable. Imagine her sneaking in the dark to enjoy her prize in peace. As she unwrapped the foil, the chocolate didn't melt in her mouth—it started to grow, thick and sludge-like, clogging her throat and then expanding until she couldn't breathe. Then, the walls of the tent started to shrink inward, the fabric turning soft and sticky like warm, wet dough. I got out of there, but God decided to trap her right there in the tent slowly pressing her bloated body into the forest floor.

The more she struggled, the more the hard mud swallowed her legs, pulling her down until her hips were crushed into the damp, cold earth. Then, some trees fell and pressed her face right into the dirt. She wasn't just buried; she was literally compressed into the very ground she tried to hide her sin under, her bones snapping like dry twigs under the weight of the forest.

So, yeah, that was definitely super annoying! If you're gonna sin, at least have the decency not to like mess up the tent I'm sleeping in.

_Jenny_ · Accepted Answer

@sabrinabonita too many things to say

Lliam · Answer

My wife and I went to Hawaii a few years ago. While there, she bought a bottle of hot sauce at the Mauna Loa Macadamia gift shop to give to the guy who owns the salon where she rents a space. He's a good friend and loves spice.

When we were flying back, her carry on bag was scanned and they spotted the bottle. She had forgotten to put in her check in bag.

We had already gone through the TSA check in, but another agent flagged her bag, opened it to see, and said she could not bring the bottle on the plane since it was 6.5 ounces and you cannot bring containers that hold more than 3.4 ounces.

I asked what we could do and he said we could either surrender the bottle or pour out all but 3.4 ounces. The thing is, the bottle was obviously from the Mauna Loa gift shop and was sealed with plastic over the top half. It had obviously not been opened. But they said rules are rules.

I had to go all the way out a side door and around to the TSA desk that had initially let us enter. I told the lady there what had happened and that I had to pour some out of the bottle. She said I would dump it in the trash can next to her.
Imagine that, pouring potentially deadly liquid into the TSA agent's trash can right next to her. Makes total sense, right?

So I had to peel the plastic off, open the cap, and pour half the contents out. She agreed with me that it was totally absurd.

I closed the lid and had to rush back inside because the plane was boarding. I showed the bottle to the TSA agent who said I still couldn't take it on the plane. I explained what I had been told and started calmly arguing.
His manager overheard and came over. He looked at the bottle and finally told them to let me through.

By then, my wife was already on the plane and they were calling my name over the intercom. She was distraught that I might not make it onto the flight. I ran to the plane and they were holding the door for me. That was really nice, but I was extremely annoyed about the absurdity of what had happened.

It's too bad that TSA doesn't have the authority to make common sense decisions in situations like that.

Lesbologist · Answer

When I was a kid, my aunt brought this Atari over, my controller wasn't working. It wouldn't turn right. Instead of listening to me they just said I'm being a loser and called me names. It didn't take long for 6 year old me to be like "fuck this" and simply not play.

I mean eventually other kids and my aunt tried to play with the controller... oh, now it's broken only when you retards can't win because you can't turn right.

So stupid right? ... perhaps it was my young age, but that little scenario made a huge impact on me emotionally and how I view fellow humans. I was a poor sport, just throwing a fit, being sore loser, making shit up, being pathetic. All because my controller was broken and nobody would believe me. They were just happy to win for once I suppose... and they didn't care why. They wouldn't let me try with a switched controller, so I had to just quit. Only then did they even begin to accept that yeah, the controller is fucking broken. Thanks for calling me all those things though... assholes.

Herohorndog · Answer

Probably the time I tried to save her, her name was Chantelle, worked the strip near the old Arby's. Real sweet girl, just dealt a bad hand. Her pimp was this scrawny dude named little T. Easy enough. I waited till he went inside to use the bathroom, walked up to her, said "Hey, you want out?" She said yes. Simple.

So I'm walking her to my car. We're almost there. And then she stops and goes, "Wait, I left my good earrings in his glovebox."

I said, "Chantelle. No."

She said, "They were my grandmother's."

So I had to go back. little T comes out of the bathroom, sees me digging through his glovebox, and starts screaming. Whole thing turns into this stupid chase around the parking lot. I trip over a curb. Lose my keys. He's yelling, she's yelling, some guy from the Arby's comes out with a mop thinking it's a fight.

Eventually I got the earrings. Got her in the car. Drove off.

But the whole time she's just sitting there calm, putting on her earrings, and says, "You know, you could've just asked him nicely."

Annoyed me more than any punch ever did. Still think about it sometimes when I can't sleep.

AviatorTom · Answer

I was on my way to work several years ago when another car sideswiped me, their fault. I pulled over, expecting them to do the same. Instead, they didn't, a classic hit-and-run. No class, no taking responsibility.

The police found parts of their car in the road, but were not able to locate the offender.

It pissed me off. My own insurance paid to get my car fixed, which caused my rates to go up.

Just_Ken · Answer

My L86 jammed in combat and had to stripped down back at camp. Had my sergeant and lieutenant grill me for not maintaining my weapon. Truth is that it was a great weapon but did not belong off the range.

khyaab317 · Answer

in junior year of high school i was trying to sit down in my seat and the girl next to me her water bottle was completely open, and my backpack completely knocked it over, she got so mad and embarrassed me she said  “ ugh you have got to be kidding me “  loud enough to where everyone in our class to hear, i was so embarrassed.

Spencer10 · Answer

The day I got my car keyed in a parking lot... for no apparent reason other than just vandalism. Hell my car is a beater! It made zero sense.

Anonymous · Answer

My girlfriend dumped me because she said my 🍆 was just too damn big.😞. She was specific as to whether it was the length of the girth but she said she just couldn't handle the pleasure anymore.😞

Anonymous · Answer

This girl posting a picture of Sabrina Carpenter and thinking somehow everyone wouldn't notice it wasn't her despite her pitiful attempts to convince people otherwise

Nikki1989 · Answer

Anon trolls lying about their pecker size and thinking anyone takes them seriously.

jamesgoldman · Answer

My dad refused to lay a bet for me even when I offered to pay him for it... it came in at 500/1  It's only been 17 years

Anonymous · Answer

I have been discussed way too much by my classmates for no apparent valid reason. Its way annoying when they just want to make your day bad.

AngryCarl3 · Answer

This question.

Anonymous · Answer

Certain people spying on me for no valid reasons.

Mathiew · Answer

When I felt from my bike when I was young. I remember it was painful.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Trump's inaugurations.

Marissa4 · Answer

I guess time during lockdown.

rapfan107 · Answer

Covid🙄 everyone panic shopping

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