If you were in a 4th of July parade, what would your float be?
If ever you hear a news story about a man in a parade dressed as a Colonial beating up and impaling one of these @$$holes with an American flag... chances are it's probably me ššš




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Something like Ferris Bueller, but way more patriotic than Chicago. Guns, Weed, Whiskey, Bacon, and.. Um.. Easy Cheese! Yes spray cheese for all!
A muslim man dressed as a Jewish woman holding a Bible and a gun, eating bacon. Something to piss off several groups at once
I grew up with the āPeanutsā floats. Iād probably go with āCalvin and Hobbesā.
Or āThe Far Sideā! Yeah, that would make fun floats!
it would be full of American flags and uncle Sam and many patriotic things. And I would launch fireworks from my float, even though itās in the daytime I would have a lot of explosions in the air the loud kind