What would your float be for a 4th of July parade?

[BCRanger10]

If you were in a 4th of July parade, what would your float be?

If ever you hear a news story about a man in a parade dressed as a Colonial beating up and impaling one of these @$$holes with an American flag... chances are it's probably me 😆😆😆

[exitseven]

ICE agents arresting some illegal aliens
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[LC75LC71]

Something like Ferris Bueller, but way more patriotic than Chicago. Guns, Weed, Whiskey, Bacon, and.. Um.. Easy Cheese! Yes spray cheese for all!

[Agape93]

A muslim man dressed as a Jewish woman holding a Bible and a gun, eating bacon. Something to piss off several groups at once

[Chazmatazz269]

I grew up with the “Peanuts” floats. I’d probably go with “Calvin and Hobbes”.
Or “The Far Side”! Yeah, that would make fun floats!

[Iron_Man]

it would be full of American flags and uncle Sam and many patriotic things. And I would launch fireworks from my float, even though it’s in the daytime I would have a lot of explosions in the air the loud kind