What would make you happy right now?

[Circushowcowboy]

[Masie]

I would be really happy right now if it were about 15 degrees cooler. It is hot and muggy out, and I really wanted to eat my lunch outside when I get my break.

Guess I could find some shady spot under a tree. Lord knows we have an abundance of those around. It is just so still with no real breeze.

[Circushowcowboy]

Oh I get that. We had it last week but it cooled down a lot this week so I’m enjoying it while I can

[Masie]

We did cool down too. It is just still darn hot out. We are supposed to climb back up as the week goes. I am inside today at the hotel, so I wanted to get outside for awhile. I feel like I am going to melt.

I don't even need to nuke my lunch. Just walk outside. By the time I find a spot it will be nice and hot.

[Circushowcowboy]

Yikes! Hope you’re staying cool and hydrated

[Masie]

Yes. That is the one nice thing about the hotel. They provide cool bottled water for all employees 24/7 during the summer months. Can't be cheap to do and they do it anyhow.

[Circushowcowboy]

Oh nice!

[dougeats]

Please don't melt on us!

[valentina4eva]

if it would cool down like 10 C or even rainnn!!🥵🥵

[Circushowcowboy]

I will do a rain dance for you

[valentina4eva]

tyyy!!😊😮‍💨 pixie rain dances have the best chance!!🧚🏻‍♂️🌧️

[Circushowcowboy]

Pixie? 🤨😂

[valentina4eva]

ohh sozzz!!😮 ig pixies must be like giants to u!!🤔🤔

[Circushowcowboy]

😂😂 I’m not that small!

[valentina4eva]

when u type on the keyboard do u have to jump from one key to the next?🤔🤔

[Circushowcowboy]

You’re really asking for it !
Lolss

[valentina4eva]

🙈🙈🙈

[BobbieBoy666]

Having clothes free wearing day today.

I've done nude happy day dance's all day.

Have a happy day weightier you're having a nude day or a clothed day.

[AviatorTom]

I'm just getting up. Having someone fucked a great breakfast would be very nice.

[Abbycado]

@Masie talking her hick speak to me. XD

I am dying when she does it.

[Circushowcowboy]

Lols not sure I was aware of it

[Abbycado]

That is what she calls it. I say country talk. She says she is fluent in "hick".

It is hilarious. XD

[Circushowcowboy]

Haha nice

[Masie]

I ain't really rightly know why she finds my hick talk so funny. 'Spose she ain't hear it 'round her parts.

[Circushowcowboy]

@Masie lmao y'all are funny

[Abbycado]

LMFAOOOO. This makes me giggle. XD

[SueShe]

@Masie which parts?

[Masie]

@Circushowcowboy thank ya suga

@SueShe Reckon i dust that misunnderstandin' right up. 'Round them parts she live in up north. Thems people speak all proper-like n such. 'Round here if ya don't speak hick ya ain't not gonna be able to talk with the country folk. Lawd in heavens they gots a language of there own. Hard to 'splain. They be soundin' likes they cut some words and add to uthers.

[Abbycado]

@Masie XD XD XD just spit water all over my top. L. M. A. O.

[Abbycado]

('Splain) has me rolling XD

[Masie]

True story haha. Cletus saved up enough empties to cash in a family stay at the resort last week. He came to the front desk holding a water bottle from his room's mini fridge and said:

"Reckon you can 'splain why this here bottle of water, of which there be a whole lake next to us costin' me five dollars!"

Okay, Cletus. Go drink from the free lake then.

[SueShe]

@Masie I showed your text to the locals here up in the remote hills of Northern Scotland where they are used to odd parlance.

They almost booked me for trying to make fun of them. I had to explain that these expressions were from a far distant place called America.

They started crying, hugged me and offered me a glass of whisky (not whiskey) to cheer me up.

[Masie]

@SueShe lawd and heavens me. I ain't fixin to get ya in no trouble! I bless my stars yer northern friends understood my speakins. Reckon I have some foreign cuzins and they ain't the kissin' cuzin type! Hooray for me!

[SueShe]

@Masie Dè thuirt thu? my scottish hosts are asking?

[Abbycado]

@Masie, is it bad that I understand you? XD XD

[Masie]

@SueShe Ya mention remote hills of Scotland. I ain't know that type of hillbilly talk. Just the ones done bred here in the hills of the Midwest. Reckon I will have to Goggle that later n get back witcha.

@Abbycado Maybe you just pickun up on its. Preparin' for a visit some day. Ya right might wanna get some private-like lessons.

[Abbycado]

@Masie TEACH MEEEE XD

[dougeats]

And I love y'all by the way lol

[dougeats]

@Masie Recon is killing me! 🤣 too cute!

[Abbycado]

@dougeats she is fantastically hilarious. XD

[dougeats]

Yes! I love it! LMAO!

[Masie]

@dougeats haha thanks! Didn't realize my country bumpkin language skills would get such admiration.

Lesson one. Pepper in "ain't" and "reckon" where applicable. Double negatives are your friend. "Ain't not realize".

Then you want to shorten your words in the most ridiculous ways. 'Splain = explain, 'splore = explore, 'fore = before, figger = figure. Not complex sounds necessary.

For all the cutting down, they sure like adding extra words. Let's y'all set next to them there trees. Let's all sit by those trees.

[Masie]

That was for Abby's lesson.

[Abbycado]

@Masie lmao this made me snort. You are so funny. XD

[Masie]

My stars! Y'all flatter little 'ol me. Reckon ya gunna make this belle blush

[Abbycado]

@Masie pffff, drama queen. XD

[Masie]

Haha no. Just learnin' ya real good like little missy. This site changes "'little' to little.

[Masie]

Did it again. *'little*

[Masie]

Oh my gosh haha.

[shoeboxcerealcard]

More knowledge or wisdom or maybe a trillion dollars liquid. That would also make me happy.

[Circushowcowboy]

Does sound nice lol

[jennifer_bloom]

Knowing I finished something instead of only finish a part of something

[Circushowcowboy]

You can do it 💪

[Nikki1989]

I wish I could have a day off work, but that won't be happening for another two days.

[midnightmoon05]

I am happy and contend with my life for a long time. So I am at peace and happy.
as long as I continue to work hard to keep healthy. I will continue to feel this way.
much of what we do how we want to feel, its in our own hands.

[_Jenny_]

@Circushowcowboy if I didn’t have to work today

[exitseven]

If my sore shoulder would suddenly get better.

[LiamJHayden]

I am happy. I am that way most of the time. It's a choice.

[Xawyx-2]

Several things, but mostly... Lottery Jack Pot ;)

[Telekinetic-Potato]

At 2am... It would be pretty cool to have a pool table

[usernameobvious]

Im off to a good night's sleep 💤😴

[Circushowcowboy]

Enjoy!

[LC75LC71]

God damn nothing. Which has worked out quite nicely since happy makes me feel really uncomfortable.

[Account]

Right now? To book another trip.

[jamesgoldman]

This second a nice cigarillo

[Pretendingtobesweet]

Finding myself

[rapfan107]

A little more income would be nice

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Booty

[usernameobvious]

Lol 😋

[canamlusciouslad73]

A. B. J. FROM A BUXOM BABE !!!