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As your temporary genie, I ask you what would make you happy right now?
What would make you happy right now?
Several ways i can chime in on this...
1. Beauty pageant contestant answer :
World peace, the end of all war, and ending world hunger.
2. Vengeful answer :
My ex, falling asleep while she's driving, and drifting into the trajectory that would smear her against a concrete highway overpass.
3. Unrealistically nice answer :
My wife, daughter, and grandsons will never want for anything in their lives. Not one thing. Ever.
4. Selfish answer :
Id like it to be the spring of 1988. But i have to know what i know now. See, thats when i was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. Since then, i have had medical mistakes and missed opportunities. Just one right after the other. Since i have something thats worth losing, id lime to be here for a little longer than what i probably will be here. And, as a side note, id lile my legs back. Im a bilateral below the knee amputee. The 1st one came off with no issues at all. Im still trying to get the right setup for the 2nd one. This is the beginning of my 3rd year of having both off. Its taken this long to still not have a handle on this bastard.
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Since as a 'temporary' Genie (technically a Djinn) and you can't enforce international criminal amnesty, my kindest response is to quote the wisdom of "Brother" Benjamin Franklin of Burnham England (Dashwood's Hellfire Club) who wisely said: "Three may KEEP a secret, so long as TWO are DEAD!"
T'was with the last 60 days that a combined international law enforcement task force foisted a 'dark web' sting offering alleged 'secure' communication technology and 'netted' hundreds internationally.
No reason to provide their like, "low hanging fruit" ~
Well let's see here... Right off the top of my head...
* No more periods!( Mine can go ahead and stop.
right now thanks!)
* 💲💲💲💲 UNLIMITED CASH 💲💲💲💲( i don't.
want to hear that it doesn't buy happiness. Shut up!
Lol)
* I want my grandmothers back. Im not sure but I would like them to be my age when they are back though. For a while...
We will start there...
To have someone love me in the true sense by my side. Be it romantically or platonically. I’m single and I don’t have a best friend. Sometimes I need someone to catch me even if I act real tough.
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2.7K opinions shared on Other topic. If it was possible for a being of my magnitude (not in terms of waist size) to become more reasonable in thought than I already am.
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You giving me an...
would make me very happy 😊 happy 😁 happy 😃, right about now!
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A decent, nice, intelligent, funny, geeky, statuesque, curvaceous, monogamous, heterosexual American female love interest/partner.
But... Considering magic genies aren't real and this is pretty much an impossibility for me in real life, given the state of the Clown World we live in and the fact I'm an unattractive-looking overweight hobbit...
REALISTIC ANSWER:
To lose 100 pounds of body fat. Like, in 6 to 12 months. Losing weight is a real sonofabitch for me. Fat sticks to me like Gorilla Glue. I put in all the work and get f*ck-all for it, but sweaty clothes and armpit stains.Short and Sarcastic (and also now fit!) You. Tied up. In a slutty Halloween costume. In my bedroom. And you are inexplicably hornier and more turned on than you've ever been in your entire life for some reason the moment you look into my eyes.
And yeas I know you could bring me any girl I want as a genie. Fuck that. I want you. Just you.
So I could tease you to the point of torture. Then id finally fulfill your wishes and make your fantasies come true after a long drawn out wait. But I'd make you fulfill my fantasies and do what I told you to do first. And you'd do it and you'd do it enthusiastically and frantically as you can only imagine.
That'd be my one wish2.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Keep earning our salaries and the girls are accepted into college so my wife and I can stay in the house naked and drink wine and fuck and watch movies and eat pizza all day... not necessarily in that order...😉.
- Anonymous(45 Plus)
What would make me happiest right now would be to have a loving, caring, honest and trustworthy woman I could spend time with both intimately as well as in all other areas of my life.
It’s more difficult though when you have been cheated on and spent 10 years with a narcissistic woman. Я с радостью отвечу, я не прошу здоровья (хотя оно мне и нужно) для себя, я просто хочу, чтобы мои близкие были полностью обеспечены, здоровы и счастливы. Я хочу, чтобы проблемы с окружающей средой были решены, и даже если бы это означало уничтожение половины населения, я бы отдал за это свою жизнь, потому что будущее поколение сможет жить еще дольше. Ну, по традиции я бы тоже отказался от больших денег, хех
To just sit, with Taylor Swift, and drink her favorite wine (even if I hate it) and just talk about the lyrics of her songs, and the meanings of several of hers, TO HER, for maybe an hour, or two.
So many shit on her, and say she doesn't have the "vocal range", but that isn't her style!! She tells the story of her LIFE, in her songs, and the lyrics!!-
To have all my schoolwork done for the weekend, have my work call and say my transfer/raise was approved and in effect immediately, and a cute lady to spend the rest of the day/evening with. I'm thinking sex, cuddle/nap, museum, sushi, night paddle/row or hike to the hot springs, then close out the evening with more sex/intimate time. <3
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I think a picture of Hawaii or the Amazon rain forest posted in my bedroom for me to look at or a picture book on brain anatomy and how brain training makes you smarter or more movies like the secret or documentaries about bill gates.
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Threee things
1. My house back in possession and in at least the same condition it was in when my ex-sisters evicted me from it.
2. Someone to love that TRULY loves me equally and will NEVER cheat!
3. A few billion dollars. Partly so I can hellp people that really need it. - 926 opinions shared on Other topic.
one of these -
Too late, i already have more than what I need. If i start asking genies for stuff I didn't work to have I won't know how to maintain it. That may not be good for my mental health, im happy where i am
- Anonymous(18-24)
To die in peace, and leave everyone in peace. Meaning i wouldn't leave such a pain behind, causing the troubles of a clouded mind.
To put an end to world hunger, Homelessness, Ignorance, racial hatred, and a blowie.
Not necessarily in that order mind you.. just saying if the blowie is first I'd be cool with that...
Not saying the blowie comes from you but at least someone that at least has references.🤦🏾♂️😜- 1.2K opinions shared on Other topic.
Getting a girlfriend that has a lot in common with me. I would also want her to be
- short
- stocky
- pale
- Brunette
- busty
- big assed
To see my husband be happy in his self again, finding the peace in his heart that will allow him to let go of his past and bad memories.
A spare $50 000.
Short of that I'd settle for boobs pressed into my face and a massage.1.5K opinions shared on Other topic. A belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my dick.
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Applying for a job with a venture capital firm with a salary range of $243K to $379K; getting that job would make my day.
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