What would make you happy right now?

Question

As your temporary genie, I ask you what would make you happy right now?

TheLawAroundHere · Accepted Answer

Several ways i can chime in on this...

1. Beauty pageant contestant answer :
World peace, the end of all war, and ending world hunger.

2. Vengeful answer :
My ex, falling asleep while she's driving, and drifting into the trajectory that would smear her against a concrete highway overpass.

3. Unrealistically nice answer :
My wife, daughter, and grandsons will never want for anything in their lives. Not one thing. Ever.

4. Selfish answer :
Id like it to be the spring of 1988. But i have to know what i know now. See, thats when i was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. Since then, i have had medical mistakes and missed opportunities. Just one right after the other. Since i have something thats worth losing, id lime to be here for a little longer than what i probably will be here. And, as a side note, id lile my legs back. Im a bilateral below the knee amputee. The 1st one came off with no issues at all. Im still trying to get the right setup for the 2nd one. This is the beginning of my 3rd year of having both off. Its taken this long to still not have a handle on this bastard.

TheorionMage · Accepted Answer

Since as a 'temporary' Genie (technically a Djinn) and you can't enforce international criminal amnesty, my kindest response is to quote the wisdom of "Brother" Benjamin Franklin of Burnham England (Dashwood's Hellfire Club) who wisely said: "Three may KEEP a secret, so long as TWO are DEAD!"

T'was with the last 60 days that a combined international law enforcement task force foisted a 'dark web' sting offering alleged 'secure' communication technology and 'netted' hundreds internationally.

No reason to provide their like, "low hanging fruit" ~

SamE86 · Accepted Answer

Well let's see here... Right off the top of my head...

* No more periods!( Mine can go ahead and stop.
right now thanks!)

* 💲💲💲💲 UNLIMITED CASH 💲💲💲💲( i don't.
want to hear that it doesn't buy happiness. Shut up!
Lol)

* I want my grandmothers back. Im not sure but I would like them to be my age when they are back though. For a while...

We will start there...

Alyssa11 · Accepted Answer

To have someone love me in the true sense by my side. Be it romantically or platonically. I’m single and I don’t have a best friend. Sometimes I need someone to catch me even if I act real tough.

Sonorous · Answer

If it was possible for a being of my magnitude (not in terms of waist size) to become more reasonable in thought than I already am.

Citizenkirk · Answer

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MCheetah · Answer

A decent, nice, intelligent, funny, geeky, statuesque, curvaceous, monogamous, heterosexual American female love interest/partner.

But... Considering magic genies aren't real and this is pretty much an impossibility for me in real life, given the state of the Clown World we live in and the fact I'm an unattractive-looking overweight hobbit...

REALISTIC ANSWER:
To lose 100 pounds of body fat. Like, in 6 to 12 months. Losing weight is a real sonofabitch for me. Fat sticks to me like Gorilla Glue. I put in all the work and get f*ck-all for it, but sweaty clothes and armpit stains.

Trex706 · Answer

You. Tied up. In a slutty Halloween costume. In my bedroom. And you are inexplicably hornier and more turned on than you've ever been in your entire life for some reason the moment you look into my eyes.

And yeas I know you could bring me any girl I want as a genie. Fuck that. I want you. Just you.

So I could tease you to the point of torture. Then id finally fulfill your wishes and make your fantasies come true after a long drawn out wait. But I'd make you fulfill my fantasies and do what I told you to do first. And you'd do it and you'd do it enthusiastically and frantically as you can only imagine.

That'd be my one wish

Andres77 · Answer

Keep earning our salaries and the girls are accepted into college so my wife and I can stay in the house naked and drink wine and fuck and watch movies and eat pizza all day... not necessarily in that order...😉.

Anonymous · Answer

What would make me happiest right now would be to have a loving, caring, honest and trustworthy woman I could spend time with both intimately as well as in all other areas of my life.

It’s more difficult though when you have been cheated on and spent 10 years with a narcissistic woman.

RonyBorgo · Answer

Я с радостью отвечу, я не прошу здоровья (хотя оно мне и нужно) для себя, я просто хочу, чтобы мои близкие были полностью обеспечены, здоровы и счастливы. Я хочу, чтобы проблемы с окружающей средой были решены, и даже если бы это означало уничтожение половины населения, я бы отдал за это свою жизнь, потому что будущее поколение сможет жить еще дольше. Ну, по традиции я бы тоже отказался от больших денег, хех

JackSmy · Answer

To just sit, with Taylor Swift, and drink her favorite wine (even if I hate it) and just talk about the lyrics of her songs, and the meanings of several of hers, TO HER, for maybe an hour, or two.
So many shit on her, and say she doesn't have the "vocal range", but that isn't her style!! She tells the story of her LIFE, in her songs, and the lyrics!!

zeitgeist057 · Answer

To have all my schoolwork done for the weekend, have my work call and say my transfer/raise was approved and in effect immediately, and a cute lady to spend the rest of the day/evening with. I'm thinking sex, cuddle/nap, museum, sushi, night paddle/row or hike to the hot springs, then close out the evening with more sex/intimate time. <3

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I think a picture of Hawaii or the Amazon rain forest posted in my bedroom for me to look at or a picture book on brain anatomy and how brain training makes you smarter or more movies like the secret or documentaries about bill gates.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Threee things
1. My house back in possession and in at least the same condition it was in when my ex-sisters evicted me from it.
2. Someone to love that TRULY loves me equally and will NEVER cheat!
3. A few billion dollars. Partly so I can hellp people that really need it.

JesseJayNeak · Answer

one of these

Mofunfour20 · Answer

Too late, i already have more than what I need. If i start asking genies for stuff I didn't work to have I won't know how to maintain it. That may not be good for my mental health, im happy where i am

Anonymous · Answer

To die in peace, and leave everyone in peace. Meaning i wouldn't leave such a pain behind, causing the troubles of a clouded mind.

Feelicks · Answer

A spare $50 000. Short of that I'd settle for boobs pressed into my face and a massage.

Tunasub · Answer

To put an end to world hunger, Homelessness, Ignorance, racial hatred, and a blowie.

Not necessarily in that order mind you.. just saying if the blowie is first I'd be cool with that...

Not saying the blowie comes from you but at least someone that at least has references.🤦🏾‍♂️😜

ADFSDF1996 · Answer

Getting a girlfriend that has a lot in common with me. I would also want her to be  short stocky pale Brunette  busty big assed

JustAnj · Answer

To see my husband be happy in his self again, finding the peace in his heart that will allow him to let go of his past and bad memories.

TheFlak38 · Answer

A belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my dick.

SunnyFlorida · Answer

Applying for a job with a venture capital firm with a salary range of $243K to $379K; getting that job would make my day.

ZackBan · Answer

There are so many things that could make me happy right now but instead of making a long list of wishes I'll just go basic and ask for some head

Sweepthelegjonny · Answer

I learned this last year I hate my job and I want a new career path. I just have no idea what I want. Knowing would make me happy...

RedFever · Answer

Well, I just recently (this very morning, actually) found a great job, so that makes me happy! :)

Azura_88 · Answer

Getting my degree right now and starting a new life with genuine people.

Daniela1982 · Answer

I'd be happy if the ice cream truck didn't melt before it got here

Tiptoetamm · Answer

For my chronic pain to go away and become a professional dancer

TheBootyChest · Answer

Being able to touch and feel a woman in a non sexual way.

SenseiSeptred · Answer

Nothing. Because I am that complete. Also I act as a genie would actually do with wishes which is corrupt them because of having a twisted mind like they do.

SantiagoRomero · Answer

Restart my live and don't be afraid of express my feelings

ohshee · Answer

You just being my personal Genie would make me happy I hate that only myself but I think if that was the case you would also be happy all day long I think I would be quite fun

nolabels · Answer

Ahh, you know what happens when one accepts wishes bestowed by genies! I'm happy enough as is! Thanks for the offer, though. Cheers!

jimmy2 · Answer

Your wish is my command. I will suggest a platful man come to you in love. Love like you never seen and felt before. Or i may suggest, everything you do will bless you and others. Or i can make you so happy that no sadness will ever come. So chosse onevor all or suggest something else

Anonymous · Answer

1. Lose 20 pounds.
2. Gain three inches in height. 1.5 inches in Dick length.
3. Have better eyesight especially in my left eye.
4. More symmetrical body in every way. Close the gap in my left molars.
5. Have more hair on the top of my head and eyebrows. Especially left eyebrow and left hairline.
6. Nice muscles in my arms, shoulder, and upper body.

Basically my best body.

exitseven · Answer

A medium chocolate almond chip ice cream cone with sprinkles.

Stgiano · Answer

What would make me happy is going for a holiday somewhere and having someone giving me a back massage, being a driver is hard!

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

To have a wife sitting next to me hugging each other and i take her to bed so we kiss and fall in sleep glued to each other and surely she's going to be a housewife which means no nagging that she have work tomorrow, stressed or busy... etc 😌

ahmedsamsA · Answer

Staying with people who love me, make me laugh, and care about me And sitting with positive people The best and most beautiful thing in my life that makes me happy

jason_1233 · Answer

I honestly don't know cz I'm way too disconnected from my feelings.

Jakekk7634 · Answer

a hot muscular football player from my school pinning me and kissing me

Serius · Answer

Seeing that the unemployment rates in the US are about to top that of the Great Depression, I wish for this pandemic to end.

Lanadelrey26 · Answer

Seeing my boyfriend and recovering from 4 wisdom teeth being yanked outta my head 😥

Anonymous · Answer

Genie please send the ladies in sequentially so I can recover from the last orgasm

Lillie_xo · Answer

a magic staff !! Ｏ (≧▽≦) Ｏ I wanna be a witch !!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Made4sex · Answer

Booty! A nice girl could be attached to it too… but specifically a booty! Right here in bed with me!

magiusX26 · Answer

my perfect wonan existing and actually wanting me being here with me. but alas no such person exists, nor am i ever wanted by anyone i would remotely care to try dating.

bananathunder · Answer

a nice slow bj from a cute girl. Nothing rushed... i want it to last about an hour lol

Pummel · Answer

Knowing that my name is written in the book of life

Rawkman · Answer

Make more friends, I only have a few friends and only one of them actually interacts with me on a weekly basis. I don't really count most of the people on my Facebook as friends because most of them never really talk to me or even message me.

NathanDavis · Answer

happier? winter weather

rjroy3 · Answer

General Tso Chicken with White Rice from Judy's Sichuan

Titanya · Answer

Money and some Mexican food Also, loyal and funny friends

gingin803 · Answer

What would make me happy right now is winning the lottery, not huge, I'm not greedy, I can make do with 1 million & even share with my bro's

Anonymous · Answer

Like a million dollars. So I can pay my student loan debts and buy my parents a nice house and invest some money for them so they don’t have to work another day

JustinTimberlegs · Answer

Someone to share life with, someone to hold, someone I can trust and make happy.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

The return of Mega Evolutions for Pokémon in Smash Bros.

Shy_Steve · Answer

A Girl that I find Attractive asking me to be her Boyfriend.

AmeerX · Answer

The case against fraudsters we did. Lack of corruption.  And punishment for a land grabbing black mailer and his crew. And most important, my father back home

Handybody129 · Answer

I would like an extremely strong personal connection happen

NightOwl8801 · Answer

A tall glass of sweet iced tea and a dip in the pool... topping out at about 99°F today where I'm at

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