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Why do you think this scantily clad woman is about to sacrifice this barbarian?

Why do you think this scantily clad woman is about to sacrifice this barbarian?
That a'hole cheated on her
Her monkey pals are peer pressuring her to do it for funsies because they're bored
She's super high on acid and strange monkey dudes that only she can see told her to kill him
She's a cult leader and she needs to maintain her cult leader cred by offing a few people here and there to keep people in line
He didn't heed the warning of 'look but do not touch' and must now face the deadly consequences of his misdeeds
He was super hungry so he took an egg that belonged to a rare eagle and ate it. This act is unforgivable by the natives and now the denizens are pissed!
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Why do you think this scantily clad woman is about to sacrifice this barbarian?
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