Is it wrong with a woman that is only mildly interested in you to write your phone number down on a fake bank reciept for 300k?

[Anonymous]

It's funny how many of those women actually call.

[Account]

You still wouldn't get any calls. In fact even if she believes that shit, odds are she will deem you arrogant and conceited. You will be getting clowned on amongst the discussions she has with her friends.

[Asker]

I love how you think i give a 💩 what her or ANY of her friends think.😆 And how you think you can speak for EVERY woman. It doesn't work with every woman, it doesn't have to. Women are a numbers game hun. 99 times you might get slapped but the 100th time is the payoff. She can think i'm arrogant and or conceit. As long as she lets me hit it we good.😆

[Agape93]

So you're big brain move, is fraud and lying. Good job, dipshit.

[Asker]

How is that fraud or a lie, you never heard of play money? Same difference and it's only illegal if you try to spend it. And it's not a lie. Because i never promised her that was my bank account or that i had that much money.

[Agape93]

Fake bankstatement - fraud
Using fraudulent documents to trick a person into liking you, is a lie

[Asker]

No, no, no. That's like saying if you gave some one a 100 minopoly bill that you gave them a counterfit bill.
I wrote the number on a piece of paper, that just happened to be a bank reciept that just happened to have my name on it, tthat just happened to be a reciept for 300k.
Now, if she looked at ANYTHING other than my money that says MORE about her than it dies about me. Now doesn't it. No lie was told.

Try again.

[Asker]

"Anything other than my name" not money.

[Asker]

"Does" not dies*

[Agape93]

I've already explained this shit to you. If you're still unable to grasp this, that's on you.

[DonaldDarko]

It's the 21st century. Brave New World wasn't that far off. You can't have love but sex is just expected.

[MrChinaski]

Just when you think the bottom of the well has been reached, someone finds a way to plumb a little lower...

[Nikki1989]

Another one for the "things that never happened" file.