Do you think you'll make a good pretend Santa?

[ChicoFromThe305]

When you are a parent and have to pretend some fat guy fits down your chimney, chimney you might or might not have and takes your cookies and exchanges them for presents?

And if you already did the parent thing, were you a good Santa? 😂

[Sunrising]

Chico parents don't pretend to be Santa, if you are good Santa has ways of delivering the presents even if you haven't got a chimney in your home.

This is serious Chico non-believers don't receive any Christmas presents.

Regarding no chimney in your home in the past families have left a "Magic Key" hanging near the front door on Christmas Eve, that only works for Santa.

If there's a will there's a way, and if you hadn't left a key, Santa used North Pole magic to shrink down to a tiny size, and arrives through a window, letterbox or even a keyhole.

But these are old ways, today Santa uses high tech sleigh gadgets, and energy-conversion teleportation systems, tracking devices tuned to your Christmas tree to appear safely inside your home.

You might wonder about Rudolph, has he lost his job, of course not Santa still needs Rudoph to pull his sleigh, though he's still got a red nose especially in cold weather to regulate his body temperature.

[Sunrising]

But Chico, with high advanced technology, sometimes comes like with all technology there are gremlins, but fortunately for us Santa can revert back to his old system, and his ever faithful Rudoph will guide him on a cold and foggy Christmas night.

So Chico always leave Santa a Magic Key, a glass of sherry a mince pie, and something for Rudoph to eat and drink.

[Iron_Man]

I played Santa twice for my neighbors. Many years ago, I did well. Getting back to you on your Cell phone question yeah that’s a pretty good deal buying the Samsung phone compared to the iPhone, But I’ve always had an iPhone so I’m gonna have to stick with it

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's pretty cool lol

[Iron_Man]

….👍

[LiamS95]

So many homes now have no chimney, in new sub divisions 99.9% of homes have no chimney with high efficiency direct vent furnaces and gas fireplaces. Santa's going to have to find a new way to get into the houses.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Probably just break in the door 😂

[midnightmoon05]

Nope.. too small… only 5ft tall… don’t want to be in that suit either.

[ChicoFromThe305]

At 5 foot no one would believe you are Santa 😂

[midnightmoon05]

Exactly!!