Questions: Other

You and your man are deeply in love. He checks all your boxes, good dicc, go to church, get money, treat you well and you really feel like he’s the one.

He proposed to you and now you feel like your fairytale is coming true

2 weeks before the wedding y’all get pulled over and to your surprise they find some pills, enough to charge him with the intent to distribute

They apprehend him.

You think to yourself , if he gets arrested and charged he will be locked up for at least 15 years because of his priors

You on the other hand have a clean record. If you take the charge you can easily get off with probation

Will you take the charge so you and your man can continue with your fairtytale wedding and life?

If not, will you hold him down for the next 15 years?

Both start "powered down". Bruce isn't angry, Popeye has no spinach.

The Hulk does not have the intellect of Banner, or any special Hulk types. Just your run-of-the-mill Hulk.

The Hulk follows Marvel physics. (Close to our own, unless you've studies physics, in which case it's MADNESS.)

Popeye follows cartoon physics. (i. g. being able to uppercut someone into a set of bricks which land into the shape of a house, being able to punch someone to the moon.)

Both follow the tropes of their series. (The military could be involved, Popeye always finds spinach when he's about to lose, etc.)

Someone did it by accident trying to get a girl's purse, and the girl didn't even mad at lol.