myTakes

A lot of guys, especially shyer more inexperienced guys, have a perception on meeting women that goes like: Hot Girl is With Her Friends----Guy Walks Over----Girl is initially disgusted or simply neutral----Guy spits his...

So, depending on which corners of DeviantArt you lurk, you may or may not have heard of Semaphore by now. At the very least, you probably know her as Emily Barnes. Dig the wig, or are you still confused? For those who...

In response to another take that was urging people to NOT vote for Trump, I'm not going to write one why you should. Unlike other people, I have NO problems admitting I'm voting for Trump , if you don't like the guy,...

As a person who sells stuff in sites like eBay or discogs, there are some things I really don’t want to hear or see. (In alphabetical order) 1) A clingy buyer What do I mean by that? I mean a buyer asking me different...

In keeping with @LadyTerror and her series, I've decided to do this one about another character in my stock. For those of you who've read the one on Lemon Witch, these characters aren't in the same continuity. But...

Terrorism: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/terrorism the use of violent acts to frighten the people in an area as a way of trying to achieve a political goal Terroristic Threat:...

When people discuss WWII, they stick to the basics (Pearl harbor, USA vs Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan) but they leave out the details. Most kids think that whatever they see in Call of Duty is what WWII was really...

The Nice guy Finishes Last stereotype is rampant on GAG and always has been. Most girls on this site look at most guys on this site like desperate, rejected and bitter losers. It's not a kind assessment but it's the one...

1. Count your blessings, not your troubles 2. Live one day at a time 3. Say I love you 4. Be a giver, not a taker 5. Seek the good in everyone and everything 6. Do at least one good deed a day 7. Keep priorities in...

I usually don't remember most of my dreams, but I remember these nightmares because they were so scary and I woke up remembering a lot of the details. This may be disturbing to some people so don't read if you don't want...

Disclaimer: I'm going to be doing a series from now till Halloween on Famous Hauntings from different countries. I'm starting with my own. The dead do not always rest as peacefully as they should. For reasons not always...

Disclaimer; I'm voting for neither Trump or Clinton I've seen people on both sides of the aisle saying that Trump is somehow a better option than Clinton. I'm just going to go through all the reasons I can't see that...

I actually thought of writing this one a while back but decided not to. Since its October I thought I would. The Scenario Now because every single 'scientific' explanation for zombies is filled with bad science. I'm...

This is the last MyTake of the series, and it includes albums they released after the end of the 80s. (Albums in alphabetical order) Adrenalize by Def Leppard (1992) https://www.youtube.com/embed/1kHrE_tOtVM Adrenalize...

Really? Of all the things to be concerned about this election and you are throwing a fit because of locker room banter between two old white guys whom everyone knows are dicks? Living in Northern California my entire...

Welcome ladies! I hope you are having a wonderful day. The point of this opinion is to discuss sweet things, such as cuddling and kissing, from the point of view of a man. The reason I decided to write this opinion is...

I'll try to be polite when writing this take about white knights. The term white knight is used to describe men who betray their own gender and serve women. White knights talk smack about their own gender (male). To the...

Oh look, it's yet another of that kind of myTake from those blue gagers, who are [insert anything here ranging from lack of confidence to parents-basement dwelling virgin boys] AGAIN!!! Not exactly. This myTake pretty...

Someone once asked me what the secret was to a good marriage. I responded with Trust, Communication, Honesty, Compromise, and DESIRE. I've been married to my wife for 11 years and we've been together for 17 (since 1999)....

Considering Halloween is on it's way I decided I would do a MyTake on something I find very creepy and very spOoOoOoOOoOoOky. I know this is usually different from my lighthearted takes...I mean I have done two but...