Questions

The news in these here parts is the local seals have started eating the local dolphins and porpoises. Apparently, the males are also snacking on seal pups too. I've also read that over half of people who regularly swim with seals have missing fingers.

According to reports, Welsh, Irish, and Cornish seals are copying each other causing the behaviour to spread.

Now I've seen umpteen seals and dolphins, even when I'm swimming, they keep their distance although seals will stare at you. However many are now asking if seals eat dolphins and each other what's stopping them eating people?

There are huge numbers of seals around the UK so I reckon it's only a matter of time before some kid on a li-lo gets chomped and the tourist board has to cover it up