Questions

I like cheese. I've just finished a rather splendid German Montagnolo, but now it's time to break out the crackers for some nice white British cheese.

Did you know cheese begins with a C? Probably not, but here's two other C cheeses that I just happen to have in my fridge. Chester and Caerffili. Isn't that a coincidence worthy of GAG question?

So Chester minute and think Caerffili, what white C cheese is going on your cracker?

British TV is the best in world so I thought instead of going out on this fine Saturday we could all stay in and watch some quality TV. I've picked some fantastic shows for us to sit quietly and watch, so what's it going to be?

12:15 to 15:00 woman's super league play off. 165 minutes of women kicking a ball around a field

14:15 to 16:30 horse racing from Haydock. 195 minutes of horseys run around in a loop carrying little men.

To 12:30 to 21:00 Eisteddfod yr Urdd Yns Mon. Eight and a half hours of children's talent competition. Not only today but all week. Enjoy a week of watching other people's kids recite poetry, play the harp, and dance.

14:00 to 18:00 Woman's cricket. Four exciting hours of England v New Zealand. Enjoy watching women stand in a field.

12:45 to 18:10 Kings speech debate, day three. Over five hours of riveting political debate from Parliament.

They give sneaky link tips like it’s a normal thing to do but some people lecture me saying it shouldn’t be normalized because there is dangers that come with it. What are your thoughts?