So, I decided to talk to this guy, to see what he thinks about relationships
Tell me Oscar, what kind of qualities do you look for a in a girl?
Well, I prefer trashy women, you know smelling like rotting garbage, preferably a monster like myself, and has keen taste in garbage.
What advice would you give to those looking for a relationship?
I would go to the back alleys and go from garbage can to garbage can, it is no easy task but after you put up with enough garbage with looking you are bound to find a winner
Oscar, if you had a first love, what do you love the most?
So, there is no other love for you? Garbage is my life!
What advice would you recommend for those in relationships?Don't let other people get between you and your garbage. You have fought long and hard for your garbage and you need to keep your garbage safe.
But what if one person does not want their garbage? Then find someone that will take you with your garbage.
What would you recommend for an overall maintenance of a relationship?
Make sure you have the right garbage man to take out the unwanted trash, garbage is garbage but if it starts smelling to clean or fresh, it's time to throw it away. Nothing will ruin a foul smelling and miserable couple like a pleasant odor or aroma!
What is a parting word of encouragement that you could leave with everybody?
Well you heard it folks, straight from the grouch himself!
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